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Bent NeckladyGet yourself a treat.
Ghosts of Bad ExpectationsExplore masculinity.
Zero Shits and Half CoffeeThis week’s challenge: junk journal.
It's Mostly GamblingThis week’s challenge: play.
Stress as a DLCThis week’s challenge: THINK.
Super MeaslesWatch the first episode of Taskmaster, Series 22.
Vacation BottomMake the perfect TV channel.
Lifestyle Baby ReporterWatch "Predators" (2025).
Seasonal Chicago HonestyThink about transitions.
Cockney SurgeonLook at old files.
Multiple Magician SituationFind someone you’d like to be compared to.
Childhood WhoreWatch episode one of "The World at War."
Generational Lemonade MoneyUse your handwriting (again).
Incurious GrepsPlease don't lock yourself out of your own life.
Epistolary AudienceUse your handwriting.
Moist LoavesOrganize a library.
Strathspeys and JigsFind or make something that fits perfectly in your hand.
Show Me on the PaperDevelop thank you behaviors .
Lady COBOLRevisit sleep.
The Biggles ProtocolDesign your dream outfit.
Dried GrudgeIdentify legacy behaviors.
Legs Is GoneShare something nice.
Food and SwordsShare your secret sports fixation.
Butt ThornChurch stuff you miss.
Factory Settings MustacheMake a vibe playlist.
A Beautiful EscalationDo 'Spider League.'
Coke FightDeclare an intentionality.
Lemon DifficultWatch 'Video Heaven' (Alex Ross Perry, 2025)
Coxmas 2026Celebrate Coxmas.
My Little PantrymanClean the shit out of something.
The Pitiless WorldStretch.
Bonus DogUse an air fryer.
Not the Horse's Problem
Enthusiastic HorseStart the Do By Friday style guide.
TheymaphroditeWatch 'Marty Supreme.'
Your Session CrashedThis week’s challenge: Find something you never thought you'd see again.
Future Clowns of AmericaFigure out why another dumb thing is happening.
Backpack Full of StonesFigure out why a dumb thing is happening.
Recursive Hallucination LoopFind some Stewart Lee bits you like.
Shiny Boob Beaver BookSomething about Christmas.
I am the mucus man.Happy New Year, I guess?
A Considerate DancerCover yourself with glory.
Three-Eyed Raven of His DreamsReview your year in media.
Basic Beaver InformationMake a book.
Pure InformationMerlin is the good birthday boy.
Gratitude is My KinkWatch 'Crumb' (1994)
A Break from MyselfTry a new drug.
Immune to NarrativeFind a new use for a button.
J.J. Crumbletops, O.B.E.Watch 'The Perfect Neighbor.'
Opportunity GobblerFigure out when you walk and when you dig.
You Were Made On the Good DayDiscover what makes you feel humble.
The Box of Unknown WeightYou ever watch 'Duck Soup?'
A Truck Made of ChildrenWatch 'Weapons' (2025).
Punish My MouthShare some good live music.
Karate Outfit StreetGet excited about technology.
Personal Land AcknowledgmentMake your manual.
Oh, BeaujyExternalize something internal.
Fudge BucketWant other things.
Respawn in GroesbeckHypnotize yourself.
Blender BrainTry it again about 5% slower.
Business Casual ImmunityLife is a self-terminating tag, man.
Four Internet Person TheoryDo something with the show notes.
Tassels All the TimeStep into the Criterion closet.
To Buy Us MensesDo a superhero pose.
Pussing in an American CarLearn more about commonplace books.
The First ToyotaMake a newspaper comic.
The Sweat & Chafing VerticalWatch only HBO.
Ideological ManscapingMake something every day.
Vegetables of ObligationWatch 'Pee-Wee as Himself.'
Reverse Bird's NestIn which the Pee-Wee challenge gets bumped by…headlines.
Spirit StevedoreWarm up.
One Long Breath.Breathe.
Hurtful Prospector ModeHere's this week's after show for free woo!
Increasingly BrownTrack stuff with an LLM.
Sadness PageantGet into birds.
What the Can Sounds LikeManipulate your data.
Superfluous Certainties (Bonus After Show)We liked this week's after show, so we wanted to share it with you as a freebie.
That's ConclaveTrack your imprinted phrases.
Tokenized MiseryHack your Kindle.
Speculative Non-FictionTry astral projection.
Lace It UpTry Obsidian Again.
Not All Tree NutsWatch 'Mickey 17.'
How to Rootkit a WomanWatch 'Companion' (2025).
A Chunktionality of FunctionalityTry vibecoding.
Gatekeep the SadnessNotice some good things.
In Your Uncle's Row BoatFind more unconventional fancy.
Self-Involved MessMove your pencil until a secret falls out.
It's not made from an actual horse.This is a fun after show so we wanted you to have it. Thanks for being here.
Entrepreneurial Ransom NoteGet some new challenges.
Dumb 1935Watch 'Hitler and the Nazis: Evil on Trial' (Netflix, 2024)
Honk, Honk.Watch 'Trust Us, This Is All Made Up' (2009)
Augmented ArrowMake a no-coding app.
Self-Harm SquadPlay Balatro.
Chasing the Tickle MenSomething involving 'Valley of the Dolls' (1967).
Stop Bothering HamletHey, it's been a while, so have a free bonus episode.
Covered with AlexYour friends try to get back on Elon Musk's weird sex horse. Also, there's an unexpected visit from HR. 😬
The Birthday SituationUse voice to text. You can support Do By Friday and find The Aftershows at giveusyourfuckingmoney.com.
The Voice of FredGet somebody excited about something. You can support Do By Friday and find The Aftershows at giveusyourfuckingmoney.com.
The Nicest Screwdriver in the WorldMake a puzzle. You can support Do By Friday and find The Aftershows at giveusyourfuckingmoney.com.
The Legacy Part of MeUse Claude.
Lawnchair InstallerWatch Chimp Crazy. You can hear the Aftershow and support Do By Friday at patreon.com/dobyfriday!
That Baby Needs GlovesMake a lil’ movie. You can hear the Aftershow and support Do By Friday at patreon.com/dobyfriday!
Loot Box for HoardersPlay the New York Times games. You can hear the Aftershow and support Do By Friday at patreon.com/dobyfriday!
Surprise PartyThrow a surprise party.
You Can’t Blame the AntInstall the betas. Listen to the aftershow and support Do By Friday at patreon.com/dobyfriday.
Load Bearing Piece of MediaYou can hear the Aftershow and support Do By Friday at patreon.com/dobyfriday!
You’re a Very Special GuestMake an AI song for your co-host. You can hear the Aftershow and support Do By Friday at patreon.com/dobyfriday!
A Pot Doesn’t KnowMake connections.
Certainty is a BlightThis week’s challenge: do a lightning round.
Horse TraumaFind hot quirks. You can hear the after show and support Do By Friday at pattern.com/dobyfriday.
Diaper DogsCreate a DBFGPT. You can hear the Aftershow and support Do By Friday at patreon.com/dobyfriday!
O.J. Died While We Were in HawaiiWatch Taskmaster. You can hear the Aftershow and support Do By Friday at patreon.com/dobyfriday!
Expired Peter PanDevise some new Oblique Strategies. You can hear the after show at paterson.com/dobyfriday.
Carmen SantinoShare some of your favorite things.
Let’s Talk About the Green OnionDo something bloggy.
My DennisDo something bloggy. You can hear the after show and support Do By Friday on Patreon!
The Opposite of ApplebeesTry to hold it together. You can hear the after show and support Do By Friday on Patreon!
Honey in the ChokeyThis week’s challenge: keep closing your news hole. You can hear the after show and support Do By Friday at patreon.com/dobyfriday!
Cameron is the BoatClose your news hole.
Contiguous WoundWatch The Stream.
TrainiaUse RISE to sleep.
One Issue JohnnyWatch Scott Pilgrim Takes Off.
Da BeginningSee from a different perspective.
We're Both the AlexChallenge us. You can hear the after show and support Do By Friday on Patreon!
Baby EisensteinTry FSnotes.
I've Been That KarenDo something bloggy.
The Only Flat Assed Woman in Marin CountyWatch Tenet.
Cafeteria BuddhistPlay with your food.
Work WifeTry Good Tasks.
In SweaterPlay Solitaire .
Emesis KindlingConsider conducting yourself in the absence of anger.
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Minecraft HolmesThis week’s challenge: watch the season premiere of Survivor: Winners at War.
Lady ButtWatch Jury Duty.
Slender MannyCelebrate Coxmas in Julyish.
Existential ATM for FavorsYou can hear the after show and support Do By Friday on Patreon!
Queen GrandpaLook at old computers.
Keep Asking for the Corn HolderPlay stitch.
Transatlantic AccentWatch That Guy… Who Was in That Thing.
Nubbins of CrispWatch the movie Brick.
Diagnosing from a DifferenceWatch Blackberry.
Nothing But Faster HorsesCover the WWDC show floor.
Claude is GooglePlug in to ChatGPT.
The Plumber's DelightNotice little victories. You can hear the after show and support Do By Friday on Patreon!
Medical DogTalk to your phone.
Dirt EventLook at the sky.
My Little GibletsJust do the thing.
Yoga Mats & BirdsPlay a Harmonica.
Ridden the ElephantCatch up on Succession.
An Eccentric DriverConfess your Catholic Guilt. You can hear the after show and support Do By Friday on Patreon!
Ominous OreoCurate Nebula.
Konami Code for Your MindJust breathe.
With Respect, Col. YarmulkeWatch 'Survivor.'
Grand Wizard of NothingRun your life with ChatGPT.
Remember.Make a bibliography. You can hear the after show and support Do By Friday on Patreon!
A Person of ProblemsRevisit Obsidian.
Secret GlandListen to binaural audio.
Sorry, SweetheartExplore Mastadon. You can hear the after show and support Do By Friday on Patreon!
Two Ways to Motivate a DonkeyDream in A.I.
The Realms of Charlene TiltonFidget with omg.lol.
Noteworthy SkullsWatch This Place Rules.
Common CavityCelebrate Coxmas 2022.
Turmults Inside CoxmasWatch 'Triangle of Sadness' (2022).
The Hero ItemManage your time.
This American HorninessWatch 'Fleishman Is in Trouble.'
Existential Bridge LoanMake a proper Zettelkasten.
How Long Is the Slap Relevant For?Try Daytum again.
Just Keep GoingDo something…visual.
NofapvemberWatch 'Russia 1985–1999: TraumaZone.'
The Thousand CutsDive deep on an obscure Apple thing. You can hear the after show and support Do By Friday on Patreon!
What is Meal?Make a proper mind map.
Manic Pixie Dream LanguageUse Obsidian again.
Time Makes Dust of Us AllGive Stage Manager another try.
My Current TimelineWatch 'Wellington Paranormal.'
Not-PilledMake a Blot.
Fishing for CouponsTry CBN. You can hear the after show and support Do By Friday on Patreon!
How Great is Spaghetti?Watch more Fosse/Verdon.
Class Clown BullshitWatch 'Fosse/Verdon.'
Priceless FlexibilityRediscover Pinboard.
Maggie Haberman’s ToiletWatch 'Friday Night Baseball.'
Big Red ButtonLearn a faster way.
Specialized Flowchart SoftwareWatch 'The Rehearsal.'
Lesbian EmeritusSet a small intentionality.
Person of InsanityTry Bearable.
Keep the ButtonWatch 'The Bear.'
Why Alex Don’t ExistLog stuff with your voice.
Retaining LegNo, seriously. Watch the film.
Kayfabe and the Blue WallWatch the film.
Stand in My SauceEat hand salad.
Defective by DesignQuantify yourself.
Time JunkieDevelop new muscle memory.
Florida Key BumpsTake a short vacation.
Celery and CumCatch up with Bunch.
Pan Pan Pan!Get Ruthless with Twitterrific.
Flashbulb Diamond MomentSay 'thank you.'
🔓 These Thousand Tiny Cuts of 10% Emotional EngagementThis week's after show was really good, so we wanted to make sure you filthy animals could get it for freebies.
I Did a SexismPimp your Stream Deck.
The Fifty-One PercentersUse iOS on pure Siri Suggestions.
The Dignity of Easy MathGet back on the horse.
Bridge to a New MagicConsider Merlin's favorite things.
All These Little ShitsFind your comically-sized object.
The Default PersonWatch Season 2 of 'I Think You Should Leave.'
🔓 More of Yourself Every DayThis week's after show was really good, so we wanted to make sure you filthy animals could get it for freebies.
Three XanaxRepurpose an iPad.
Unfinished ArtUse Locket.
Mx. SugartitsWatch 'Sherman's March' (1985).
Patina of ExperienceTry TaskPaper.
The Bonus PileIdentify repeating tasks.
Moist, Succulent, CraveableMake an Apple Watch face.
Backsolve to NormalUse a blood oximeter for biofeedback.
The Fishbowl WarNext week's challenge: use a blood oximeter for “biofeedback.'
This ShitboxWatch 'Black Mirror: Fifteen Million Merits.'
From Perfect to DaddyCelebrate Coxmas!
12th-Level AssholeDouse Your Face.
The Alex of TheseusWatch 'Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time'
The Council of Old MenClean up your toys.
So Many ChickenPublish something.
The Curse of the Dumb NerdWatch 'What We Do in the Shadows.'
The Division ProblemBite a pencil really hard.
Secret WalgreensAdjust your smart speed.
Small StoryWatch 'Squid Game.'
Lampy & FannyRead 'The Body Keeps the Score'
🔓 Feeding Into This MachineThis week's after show was really good, so we wanted to make sure you filthy animals could get it for freebies.
Wiggle RegattaRecommend some YouTube channels.
DildonicsShare your what-to-buy workflow.
The Detroit ScenarioWatch 'The Other Two.'
Phuzzy PharmaMake some unreasonable death demands.
Human Superfund SiteListen to 'Getting Things Done Fast.'
Jimmy Eats ChemicalsWatch 'Chernobyl.'
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Confusing Balls of MeatCrack Obsidian.
Roller ToastingThis week’s challenge: simulate Merlin.
All the Anxiety HolesThis week’s challenge: life lessons of teppanyaki.
Boxing with a GhostThis week’s challenge: Harness your horses.
Existential SculptingThis week’s challenge: Do something fun with NFC.
Señor CelsiusThis week’s challenge: use Monodraw to make ASCII art.
I Midwest Hate MyselfThis week’s challenge: explore smart lighting.
So Baby Much Cowboy HatThis week’s challenge: watch 'Bo Burnham: Inside.'
Plaid DadThis week’s challenge: eat at a pet store.
The Bottoms Are All in ProgressThis week’s challenge: fix an automation.
Made for Your HeartThis week’s challenge: analyze something with spreadsheets.
AuncleThis week’s challenge: remix a snack.
Mr. AshleysdadThis week’s challenge: stop swearing.
I Would Love to Be a NothingThis week’s challenge: watch 'Made for Love.'
Desk of TheseusThis week: a very special episode
The University of BudnikThis week’s challenge: get focused.
A Kind and Caring TheyThis week’s challenge: watch 'WeWork: Or the Making and Breaking of a $47 Billion Unicorn.'
PoképapáThis week’s challenge: Name a shame.
Barbarino at BirthThis week’s challenge: use a new voice assistant.
CravatingThis week’s challenge: watch Halt and Catch Fire and play with Home Assistant.
PanateeThis week’s challenge: Revisit Stock and Flow.
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Consensual DisruptionThis week’s challenge: reboot your sleep.
Lifestyle PokémonThis week’s challenge: Curate weird.
Ahr! Ahr! Ahr!This week’s challenge: RTFM.
3-2-1 CucksThis week’s challenge: embrace a platonic Valentine’s Day.
Penis LawyersThis week’s challenge: hypnotize yourself.
The Cocaine WindowThis week’s challenge: choose a totem.
America is My MarriottThis week’s challenge: solve a problem with a large bag.
You’re Stuck with YouThis week’s challenge: use a keychain.
Scarf TimeWrite down your dreams.
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Two Point Very FastKeep a commonplace book.
Master Cable DaddyCraft your wisdom.
The Key in the CakeResolve better.
Pikachu Empreg Feet Net WorthHave a holiday party.
Stop GerundingFind some great cover songs.
The Royal YouMake Christmas.
Yelling at PlywoodShock your brain.
The Other MattHook something together.
The Woke OracleDraft your Diamond Dogs from Ted Lasso.
Zoopa Zoopa Zoopa!Survive the election.
Yoop Yoop Yoop!Something something YouTube.
Sympathy DickPut something in your nose.
Meta LesbianFind the perfect pencil.
They ScoutsCelebrate Coxmas.
The Money is More FlavorfulEat paper.
Practicing LifeFollow your nose on Spotify.
Trickle-Down LeadershipMake podcasting easier.
Emotional Support DoorTake care of your skin. With special guest, Tiff Arment.
Red Meat for an Anxious MindRead Do Nothing.
I Was on the Dance FloorLearn to steal. With special guest, Will Sommer.
Sacks of Yellow FatThis week’s challenge: print something in 3D.
Is This How You Wear Condoms?Play The Sims.
Button Button Button!This week’s challenge: watch 'Summer Wars.'
A Useless DogThis week’s challenge: read about cognitive biases.
My Fabric Barrier - After ShowWe're taking the week off, but we didn't want to leave you nice people without something to listen to. So, we're unlocking the After Show from our recent visit about 'Hamilton' with Producer Quinn.
Naked Meat CoreThis week’s challenge: get a new home gadget.
My Fabric BarrierThis week’s challenge: Hamilton.
Joke JazzThis week’s challenge: Play with Apple betas.
Leather BottomThis week’s challenge: Pitch a jukebox musical. With very special guest, Editor Quinn.
SequinkleThis week’s challenge: Play with Lume Cubes.
…yetThis week’s challenge: draw Spike.
Blood NieceThis week’s challenge: buy something from B&H.
Benjamin Harrison EnthusiastThis week’s challenge: make a nest.
Dr. LardThis week’s challenge: get a nice treat.
That Particular KarenThis week’s challenge: do some yoga.
Mr. BatteryThis week’s challenge: go somewhere.
Big Zone EnergyThis week’s challenge: find media that exists out of time.
Poppin’ Black PillsWatch the first episode of The Sopranos.
Gadget RatchetfenceJennLM and COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE.
Non-Neurotypical BonesThis week’s challenge: design an MLM.
The Toothless HusbandWatch Tiger King.
Saturday is Pandemic DayThis week’s challenge: build a house in Minecraft.
AntidoteThis week’s challenge: label something.
Handjob PrincessThis week’s challenge: Don't die.
Wolverine Top JobThis week’s challenge: use a bag within a bag.
Your Brand of Peanut ButterThis week’s bonus challenge: discuss coronavirus with Food Safety Talk.
My Magic FriendsThis week’s challenge: have a potato night.
Minecraft HolmesThis week’s challenge: watch the season premiere of Survivor: Winners at War.
Berry Command PostThis week’s challenge: create a new political Twitter list.
Pretty Lady MouthDo more with Drafts.
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The Golden Age of HuffingThis week’s challenge: watch 'Picard.'
Cliff HickinsonThis week’s challenge: try a new bath technology.
Max's WorkshopThis week’s challenge: clean out your spice cabinet.
Janey Made a ToodleThis week’s challenge: enjoy a marijuana.
His Name Is AlanContinue the Holiday Party.
My Hog Is My BusinessThis week’s challenge: have a holiday party.
Manchurian BottomThis week’s challenge: learn how to draw butts.
MILF InflationThis week’s challenge: make a sauce.
It's My Plastic StrawsThis week’s challenge: sleep on the floor.
Deep State DebbieThis week’s challenge: play Minecraft.
Eggs and LegacyThis week’s challenge: raw dog your iPhone.
Bad Food RestaurantsThis week’s challenge: say Grob Gob Glob Grod.
(That's the Leftovers)This week’s challenge: watch The Leftovers.
Survivor: Epstein IslandThis week’s challenge: buy presents for a lizard.
The Reach-IncreaserThis week’s challenge: do an NFC.
Infractions for EveryoneThis week’s challenge: get directed by our editor Quinn.
Schiavo’s TubesEat and easy protein breakfast.
The Law of Hot PlacesCheck out some flashlights and knives.
Gentleman's BSet up an iPhone from scratch.
Small TimothyUse Duck Duck Go.
Regional Knife LawWatch the Apple Keynote.
BopiumWatch Finding Frances.
Alex CooladultRead 'Married to the Mouse.'
Internet Numbers ManGet rechargeable batteries.
Sexual ADDPlay Pokémon Go.
The Vanilla HiltonUse two towels.
General ConventionSwap your face.
Macintoshes TemkinRead a children’s book that isn’t Animorphs.
SnozzberriesEat some nuts.
Sentimental PurposeWatch Blue’s Clues.
Remember the Painting Goblin is Not a PersonRun the beta.
You’re Dirty and God Hates YouBring the funny.
The Kill ZoneThis week’s challenge: get the data.
Pink KeyholesPitch a Shark Tank product.
Spencer BledsoeUnconventional fancy.
Jizz WailersDraw a diary comic.
Covered in SyrupWrite your texts in drafts.
BorpusRollie an egg.
Band of HogsThis week’s challenge: create a new season of Survivor.
The Screaming SpectrumThis week’s challenge: raise a Tamagotchi.
The Right Amount of HornyThis week’s challenge: don’t curse.
Dingaling-Rich EnvironmentThis week’s challenge: watch Free Solo.
Astronaut BreadThis week’s challenge: spoonk yourself.
Pink UberThis week’s challenge: share private mind motions.
Uh Oh!This week’s challenge: take a walk.
Goodbye DanceThis week’s challenge: see Captain Marvel.
Food DayThis week’s challenge: make something out of paper.
Myke's MicThis week’s challenge: find a use for your harness.
Mayor ManThis week’s challenge: watch Survivor.
Papa NormativeThis week’s challenge: listen with empathy.
Adult MagicThis week’s challenge: read Feed by M.T. Anderson.
WDBFThis week’s challenge: watch Paddington 2.
The Good PlasticThis week’s challenge: make bacon.
Reply GuyFind a weird SNL sketch.
Junk BoysWear the Muse headband.
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Fantastic Beasts and Where They UrinateWatch Tidying Up with Marie Kondo.
Make America Candy AgainSee Into the Spider-Verse.
Heavy PettingThis week’s challenge: have a holiday party.
The Lady Will Have the Diet PlateEat out late.
Bee. Wasp. Hornet.Solve a mystery.
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Ball BangersThis week’s challenge: get shiatsu balled.
The Cool Table at the Magic ConventionShare your Secret Krampus Ideas.
The Saw SpaFind a guest host.
One More ThingThis week’s challenge: buy some pants.
The 10x Hour with Johnny BumpersThis week’s challenge: make a playlist.
The Bathroom BoysThis week’s challenge: wash your hands.
The Corner of Sandy and StabbyRead a book.
Jazz AppleMake your signature sandwich.
Calendar HourDo a triathlon.
Mr. LoafDelete some apps.
Are the Magicians Here?Eat some pho.
Early BetaRead Getting Things Done.
Alexa, STOP!Drop in.
The Flat OneMake a YouTube playlist.
Pig WeedThis week’s challenge: give some advice.
Catholic BrainRead 'I Can Tolerate Anything Except the Outgroup.'
Wine of LiesConsume the news.
Her Partner, PamWear a vest.
Gargac!Be nice to someone.
Liberalism.jpegMake hummus.
Snaccidental TERF PodcastCurate the MCU.
It’s Rotten, Mohammed!Give a kid a gift.
The Good ShitWatch Pitch Perfect.
Bossy Bottom TasterSuper taste.
Slutty DeersCook with a rotisserie.
Oh No, My Stocks!This week’s challenge: follow up.
The Human Version of a Minimalist DeskUse Instagram.
Pussy HattingRead Vision.
The DoodlerThis week’s challenge: do something creative with Drafts.
Snot YogaLearn some rules of thumb.
Hot Hands!Swab your bacteria.
Half Serrated, Half StabbyBuy a bag.
Vaudeville KafkaPimp your drink.
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Farmville for WarDo something with plants.
You Aren't in TroubleMake a soundboard.
Cheese TitsPresent a harebrained theory.
I Have RegretsiesStan something with Jenn Bane.
Disco SauceFind the best Beatles bridge.
Check Her DickCreate a bullet journal.
The Polish InstructionsThis week’s challenge: check the weather.
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Posted by Owl GridGet some help.
Problematic ClogGet a haircut.
HândjobberieDownload and use the app Replika.
I Fifteen Love YouDo a magic trick.
I Feel Like a PoorScoot scoot!
A Tumbleweed of Pubes and DustPimp your sleep.
Instantaneous GramWatch the pilot of Patriot.
I'd Be Honored to Ruin Your ChildhoodWear your iPhone.
Blue Apron for JesusDo Christmas.
On FleckHave a Holiday Party.
I Better Have a Balloon ComingEat like the president.
Is This Coco?Show and tell us about your favorite childhood toy.
I'm Hooky!Get a flu shot.
Jazz GirlRead Max's political Twitter list.
Soup from a Ball of LightPlay Clash Royale.
We Sell DrillsTrack what you eat.
Line BoyPick the perfect album.
Back on Our BullshitTry a new gig economy service.
Fancy PrinceEat a pizza.
Hitherto, I Have DemurredSend your cohosts something weird from Amazon…again.
Fortunate SonSous vide your shoes.
Oh No, My Wire!Play Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator.
CouponiérRead Art of the Deal.
First RespondersShave.
She’s a Saucy DumpsterEat popcorn with a spoon.
Jardín D’OliveWatch 'Fateful Findings.'
My Lady WadLook at your office.
Uncle VinegarLook inside your wallet.
Hand TaintGet an implant.
Scaramucci’s HogForm a habit.
A Bear of HoneyGo to KFC or Taco Bell.
The Duck Goes Coin CoinGo to the zoo.
The Alp Got ‘EmPack a bag for Italy.
I Cream TwiceSLIME.
A Pukey ThingWatch Six by Sondheim.
There's No Condoms in the Fantasy SuiteWatch The Bachelorette.
Enliven the PhotoWatch the WWDC 2017 Apple Keynote.
The Corner of Dingle and DingleRead something by Ron Jonson.
The Bentley BoysWatch some superhero movies.
People Have Died HereTry powders.
The Milky BoysThe challenge: watch “The Social Network.'
White King Screamy FaceHave a drink.
Google Saudi Prince Airplane FalconsUse NextDoor.
U-Haul Lesbian MomentCry.
Jimmy Jack’s Fried Sauce PalaceCall in from Harry Potter World.
Metal Nature ShitUse your voice.
The Ennoblement of WaterMeditate like a venture capitalist.
Space PeriodCalm down.
The Whitest Sentence Ever WrittenUse Todoist.
Touched the Dirty SantaWatch Les Misérables.
Defending the BorderThis week: Max's mystery challenge.
The Leakest WinkCurse like a Scot.
The Dust is Your DaddyAutomation.
Here Comes the Gum ManRun Rescue Time.
Dust on the TelescopeDon't tweet.
You Said I Could Have a SuitcaseOrganize your iPhone.
Orphans on the RoofTake a nap.
A Little Something for DaddyWatch an episode of Star Trek: Voyager.
Splash MountainMake our cats sit.
GorillaPod FetishMake a vlog.
Can't I Just Like My Stories?Secure your passwords.
Your Little Hitler GamePlay Really Bad Chess.
Schroedinger's GiftSend your cohosts something weird from Amazon.
A Reasonable MonsterWatch Steve Jobs: The Lost Interview.
Meth Lab Full of MemoriesThrow something away.
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