413. Four Internet Person Theory

Like last night during the tsunami I was on FUBO and it's only when shit like that happens and I want to do a four-up like four screens of stuff going on that I realize how much insane shit And Bob Mortimer doing the magic trick. Trofamidorians, they have plumber plungers on their head. Well I consider privacy theft part of that, data mining. There's so much everything. And she keeps talking about Russia, and I'm like, Russia, Russia, Russia. That's not a headline! And if I scrub, you know how you know how that works, right? And that drives me crazy, man, because in that instance, I don't watch South Park anymore. I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper. Griffin Dunn stole that. Julian Clary, Sue Perkins, Susan, woo, I forget her last name.

And like had a lot of people. And St. But then at a certain point, we got to the peak oil. That that's a now, not a tone. But we still use it to track our challenges. I knew I was going to kill her. Mindhunter Ed Kemper, I've also got to mention that people go find the side-by-side of actual video footage of Ed Kemper versus Cameron What's his name's performance? And I had to go look it up. I think I'm saying it right. Did you uh killing of a sacred deer? Uh he's up in a burning windmill and he's being attacked by AA characters and they got six-fingers. But I don't know how they do this, but they post fucking all of these different resort loop messages. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. But I just I really want to as as as the New York Times says double down or quadruple down on on this one thing that is getting sillier and worse.

But the features in ad supported media, right? And and I'm not being a sour puss. It's just frustrating because the performance is degraded. They're they're aware of when things are kind of bullshit, but but aren't really sure what i that that there's anything to do about it, maybe. But okay, so like and I I I really I don't mean to come off as Holden Caulfield, a book uh uh I also read. FUBA's crazy. You got this incoming tsunami, this poor guy's got a got a shock and drive, he's got a riff. You know about this? Which is fine by me. That's what I'm saying. If you're scrubbing, well, but the point is all it doesn't matter what it was. And this is in that documentary covered very well. Okay. I know what she means.

Uh Taskmaster um moments where chaos broke out on stage or something like that includes the one where Greg uh turns James A. Yeah. It's bold brave stance, too much heroin. You're bringing me McDonald's while I'm in rehab. Wait, it's not an analogy, it's a metaphor. It'll occur to me later what I was gonna say. Hi Justin. Mm-hmm. His Phil Wang. Taskmaster Chaos. Do you want to go ahead and just do a quick Google on minority report? Do you know that name? And do something with the show notes. We we gotta go, my dad's sick. You know what? It's off the bit. Um oh and you're you're really you're you're s you're really spinning your tires in the bit that we're not doing anymore. No. If I'm accidentally not logged in somewhere and I see what the YouTube experience is like with ads, I see why people don't click on stuff.

I mean, I guess it's CBS's ads, just be I but the point is that's been really frustrating to me. That is this size ad and I want you to run this kind of Google ad with this kind of keywords based on the thing. And then you can do placements and anyway, everything you could ever imagine. If you go to example. Uh but it was called something like nothing but Chrome or something like that. Where you're jumping through hoops. Okay, that's fine. You say play this on Waymo and it'll work. Oh, by the way, oh nevermind, you don't have Waymo. you get a um you get a screen in the in the back seat through which you can do things like tuck to support or you can um I don't think you can change the temperature but you can see it's really cool though because it shows you First one, ambient, third one, MCR.

In between. Right? with a long tube staring at a one-inch hole in the sky and imagining that that's the entire world. inconsequential, but my annoyance with this stuff is is I don't know if how I fit into your model exactly. and frankly corruption that has come out of optimizing too much for advertising and advertising alone. On the one hand, on your spectrum of internet people, there are obviously there's people who won't pay, can't pay, don't pay, and like learn to deal with it. You know, what about my needs? The third one I tried was Fox Weather, cause Fox. The Weather Channel, the classic weather channel. Which I did not know exists. about Bonnie and Clyde and that that's narrated by Sean Hannity.

Uh that's happening now on here. So much more watchable. Let me find you just a a couple uh quick quotes from this fella because he had a lot to say. And it's somebody like in a in a studio control room kind of YouTubey, sometimes a one-person or two-person operation where one person's doing all the tech stuff and the other person person is doing on-air talent plus tech stuff. And then in talking about the people um who would be uh who who would be experiencing the impacts from this, he said, it just depends on where you live how bad the impacts will be. He's really relying on other people to do this. And going like Yeah, well I think the water's higher over there now than it was before. It was hilarious.

Where he records a few things and then it is just fuck packed within an inch of its life with crazy fucking house ads. I don't know. I I'm still trying to get what the articulate final point of this is, because um this is just this is a like I said, it's a rant. And like when I wanted to like, I'm trying to scrub to find the part with the Satan in bed part that everybody's talking about. And hey, has anybody noticed that swirly scrub on Apple TV that was supposed to be a really big deal like five years ago? this chode on Fox who's written a book about first responders and he has one of those he's one of those guys with three first names. Okay, I don't watch it. It's maddening to me that's what I'm saying.

I mean if that would be funny. I think I do a lot of stuff more than the people who make it. Anyway, no spoilers. And not do the dishes enough. He's talking to the camera and uh and cutting away and like kind of doing uh defunct land or movies with Mikey, but not funny. It's about. You know it's because she's depressed. Yeah, Milltown. But um bird. I I know I talk a lot, but you you mustn't stop me you mustn't stop me right at the point at the at the comma where I'm about to say the important part because it's not helping me or the show. Don't I mean if you didn't want to do the show with me you shouldn't do it. I'm I'm good. It's not the good stuff. Uh you can oh not the movie the the play well I don't know I uh fucking uh the play.

I'm I'm what's his name? Mc McNulty? Ooh, probably the second best season, yes. The little guy the the guy the the the the dignified black man? They got there's two buttons on the side. I know it's factually correct. Cold open, right? You're doing Steve Coogan doing Jesus? Of course, it first has to pass through uh paid newsletter bitch dot com or whatever. Well it's also sta it's also standardized, which is nice. But well other things from that there was one though that really reminded me of this. You know, it's kinda like that Pat and Oswald thing. how you don't like thinking about sexual things, which I am f well fine with. The sniffer, I remember the shoes, but he wasn't I'm I'm no conflating two people.

They don't look very much alike and yet he completely encapsulates Ed Kemper's character and and carriage and attitude. uh Jackie. Um I just have this tiny little bit. Forget about it, Alex. Uh all right, uh people I'm going to talk to uh you about uh absolutely devastating I well oh look at this one. Uh what I have learned or at least tried to observe uh the the past few m months is that you have uh that you use and you've uh eliminated a lot of barriers w by using really interesting tools. fewer than f I I want to take away even more barriers to any sort of creative outlets you have. have resulted in uh a new way, uh not a new way, but just more ways of thinking and sharing ideas Go ahead. What?

Uh I I called Google Claude, I said embarrassing things. Somebody made a site called Taskmaster. Um but like one of the things is they've like taxonomized every episode. could be four kinds of there's four kinds of internet users. Uh the craziest thing is that they'll you don't even need to know how to pronounce a name to masturbate about the person. played Charlie Manson in a movie. In the Taskmaster studio. No, Minority Report is a decent movie with Tom Cruise and Michael Cain. that I can already do in drafts without stepping on anything. Anything you'd like to change about like something that feels like furniture at this point. AI Bass. you know, uh like ex machina or e uh uh ex libris, right?

That kind of thing? 'Cause the little Lord and I were watching the Olympics uh in the room while Madeline sat in a puddle of beer watching the fireworks. on your TV and it's all like telling you about what's going on in the resort, you know? It's not that guy who's, you know, the guy from that uh that that that that vi that voiceover video. Uh if you can't find these, let me know and I can help, but you can just go in and like have it go like here's the thing that was running in every hotel room in Orlando. The the original like Main Street electrical parade song, the synthesizer song. I don't know his name. Like a lim not a liminal space, but kind of a liminal space. You notice over there if you listen carefully, sometimes you can hear the dentist drilling into a young gal.

How do you know it's manual? I am double checking that everything is just connected the right way. My oh of course, my old friend. the only alternative is the least funny, not a bit funny. Icause sometimes when I ask you a question that's a yes or no question, it's just so I can clap you out of some piece of information. an ads tier like da da da da like what's that gonna mean and long story short the way I at least my understanding of it as of now is that that are like category killers as streaming only, except for possibly kind of Netflix, maybe? We all remember, at least I remember, the bad old days of when D V D players couldn't skip past the ads. And I don't do that because I'm a fancy duchess, or maybe I do, but like one reason I post so much stuff to YouTube, let's just first principles, Clarice, is that I don't get ads on YouTube.

Through the service, if you've like obviously this the recording functionality, but if I go to my TV and I say play Survivor and it pulls up Survivor on Hulu And house ads are it's totally promulent. show the like regular old inventory ads. for every kind of un ad unit we've got, we've got a house ad. ads for things at example. To wheeze your juice and steal your sh to your data, steal your info and use it against you. They need to make money. you know, scheduling or whatever, to to like learn how to become an ace at selling people packages for learning how to sell ads. Yes. Um that's not true. Um, he listens to the show sometimes. They don't care and have accepted an algorithmic feeling. sort of experience that doesn't feel j invasive and gives you that UI that I mean are the people who are making those things and uh profiting off of those systems.

I think that the the third people who work in advertising will frequently remind you how much they enjoy advertising. uh install the free VPN that their favorite podcast talks about, uh and you know, uh just hope for the best. Uh people who care but can't pay, mm people who don't care, and uh people who are designing these. Which is a podcast I listen to. But but how no? where you can do Waymo things. Which is kind of a my new obsession. I'm not even getting ads for Ozempic. I just want to be, I want to really give this to you in pigs and bunnies. I just feel like we're wily coyote just running in the air and not looking down yet. because i i you've given them all the money and it still doesn't I'm still having exactly yeah exactly so you still need to f f jump through the ho the hoops.

You know, well, as we know from from Merlin's document, um the the greatest problem that we face as middle-aged American men is feeling like we're inadequately appreciated. I can't t I th these these fake feelings about things. Adrian Brody a little bit. And like and FUBO's really fucking weird because like now that I've had it for a year or two, I see stuff like it amongst my favorite channels. And some things for catheters or whatever. uh where he narrates uh things about gangsters. you know, it was basically it's your local weather. But like that or the way that Bravo Bravo is the gay channel, right? the of a tsunami coming at the United States after one of the ten largest earthquakes of all time, just a little bit less than Fukushima.

And like a lot of times, like I love Abby Phillip. All that kind of stuff. Oh, that's upsetting. is second, you get hit if you wa haven watched that Fukushima movie the or series The Days on Netflix, it's terrific. you know, one to three to six foot wave, you know, tsunami waves, which is different than a regular wave, he keeps reminding us, okay? But basically like, oh shit, we're the beach just got a lot bigger and then boom, all that shit just comes flying at you. gentlest gent and and you just the poor guy is I I you know I think this is gonna be the real deal you know to some extent at least I hope I'm wrong It's like watching headline news back in the day. Alright, three, two, one. Yes.

Well, personally, personally it's a bummer to me that it's becoming more difficult to have a deluxe experience with a lot of these services. You know, it it could be Todd Project Farm yelling about leaf blowers or whatever, but whatever it is, I just couldn't suffer all of that. It was the most excruciating streaming experience I have ever had in my life. And it might be a minute until it caught up. And you know, and like most services, it's almost instantaneous. And then can you guess what happens? Um, I don't know, um, Swedish survival butts. You get to see her boobs. In one of his letters, I have an agape love for these things. She's always projecting everything. Yeah. Oh, anyway, Brian's got a lot of problems, that's for sure.

Zolof, it was m uh, milltown, milltown. You're not gonna see me w walking back from the window on many episodes. one of my all-time favorite ever exchanges. When there's no there, there, what is there? Well if if you're bubbles then I am uh then I'm I'm afraid I'm Johnny if you're bubbles. R I'm I'm just as Hamsterdam was starting to like fall apart. Uh, it's easier to imagine the end of the world uh than it is to imagine the end of capitalism. You're not a fancy duchess. Time, attention, and the quality of what you consume. Yeah, Lisa says it's all right. Blah address rather than my usual Gmail address. tight like it knows not to go to those kind of bullshit there's no way I could find the actual link to go there.

So that's why I had to paste that to get invited. But uh the mm one moment I had my notes and I dropped them. I I'm the problem with a lot of things. So whenever you're reading something in your hand with a piece of paper, it kind of looks like a Nazi communique. He's pissing me off. No, no. It would either be you satisfactorily completed the requirements of this class or you unsatisfactory. Right. On one of his evaluations, this is apart from that one vodka paper, he said, You never you never again want to come this close to unsatting a class. Uh yeah. And uh tithe us a small amount of money there. My favorite thing. thing. Okay, that is Merlin Mann's Jack Nicholson, everybody. I uh yes, it's good for uh hey parapels.

Do you know something I d I mean you know many things that I do. They g look real real big. Iodine. That's what I'm w well that's what I'm wondering is not necessarily uh no no fuck uh I'm sorry, I'm not pop, a drain. Oh, now I do this apparently. I I I don't know. Okay, this is just the only thing I I wanted to to say is I just think that the new tools that you're using Yeah, it's really for both of us. Yeah, exactly. Now when uh uh uh you say, no, no, you called uh Google Claude, and I'm like, no, I didn't, no, I didn't. Well it turns out yes, yes I did. It has a I'm just it just I'm I'm not trying to minimize the way you work or think. And the the other boring technical thing is I honest Google Docs as in docs, not just um the suite, it it's it sucks.

integrate with any of the tools I like and it frustrates me. That's a good season. Sorry, go go ahead. the robot seal for uh the first time and then it's like oh look at you did this thing in twenty sixteen for r roboism and I think it'd be be like, okay, when did we first talk about the uh Falcon airplane? Yes. Google b Google Billy Joel feet net worth height. No, I I want the I want the full experience. Uh no, God no. Ha I uh I I wonder if this had an influence on anything. Michael Cain and you are referencing uh it th how Steve Coogan in the trip or the five Who's the Irish. Uh he's not in minority report, is he? Co-star. I mean he also ruined an episode of Game of Thrones. Yeah, you'll get rid of the Starbucks cup and put back the ruined Soviet chair.

Okay, then t then please, w w what was the the thinking you did for the thinker? How much you thought about like what you'd like to get out of this exclusive of the technology deployment? Before we get to the technology implementation, like what do what what do you wish you got out of our preparation kind of stuff? Not a full on like off site let's talk about our feelings, but like is there anything that we could do differently here? Honestly, that's one reason I have to be careful with stuff like Obsidian is that's a siren's call for me. You know, how do you keep uh how do you keep the relationship sexy? Kind of weird in three dimensions. Um, what was it? You ever notice how ye never notice when you're like tell m show me within one inch when this park when this um land turns into that land.

But like he does this amazing thing about it's a main street main street sound boy. What's his name? QED? Um okay, so if you don't do the rant, I am going to read the offers that Zoom has for me. I don't think you're a forward-looking person. is that the streaming services have realized that getting somebody to pay premium for something is in the aggregate given the addressable market, given the price sensitivity of the addressable market. uh even like all these the the former like premium services almost all have some kind of an ad tier. Oh yeah. Is it it it frustrates me when I'm compelled to watch ads, even or especially on a service where I pay not to see ads. There used to be a message. right or placed ads or inventory ads or whatever you call it but you got these ads that people paid for, right?

This was god, this was such a great app. but to serve things that made sense. right and uh a l a logical cascade sort of c like sort of like a cascade in the Dom or in CSS where you have descendants and you could say like okay if there's if my super duper premium add uh is still available, has a certain number of expr um impressions, like gosh of course, show the super premium ad, but then you could also say only show the super premium, like and by that I mean like a brand ad. Oh, absolutely. privacy, but more likely w with us at least. Uh and then there are people who uh care but they don't know where to start because they have become overwhelmed with So they've identified something that's not optimal.

Yeah, cookies, go ahead. or uh, you know, th to the three other websites they visit. That it correct. Oh dear. four person internet theory changed because I don't know anyone who really enjoys their experience, whether it be with streaming apps, like you're primarily talking about It's called it's called uh it's called Signa it's called noise to noise ratio was the name of that flicker group. Nerds, was that it? Um I I guess I can wrap this up. on that podcast um before I arrive at my destination. Uh don't worry. I flipped on, I went 'cause you know, I have an apparatus. No, I'm not sure. The um once I mean I'm I'm a cat's cradle, but mm that's that's fine. I'm around wants to talk about as much as I would is like what happens when we finally accept that A We've optimized way too much for advertising to be the primary way that we make money with things.

Today it's an existential question because what if we continue to optimize for whatever you call advertising? Mm-hmm. that I'm already subscribed to and those ads are unskippable. But it gets at something a little bit deeper, which is what if when is when is there a there there? the people on these weather stations didn't have a lot of very useful things to say about it. I bet you I have not watched the Weather Channel since Christ was a corporal. for some kind of weather. Um like a sp stock ticker for other as to the and I should I should really just do a series about this. Especially if there's if so like if you're if the thing you want to watch is on CNN Prime, CNN Actual, and CNN International, always watch CNN International.

It's so much better. Beam switch, boo, been doing the stuff in the dissolves. Yeah. I pfft, you know, I don't know more than you do, but here's here's a look at uh and the poor bastard. Um, I think he just was there and was on air and they talked to this Russian woman who was crazy fucking smart about this stuff, and they kept throwing back to the video of her from earlier, but like this poor guy. Um, where are we? What is Merlin's disaster work? with everything. Oh, absolutely. since like the nineties when I was a kid. Oh I felt so bad for the little guy. But what was the point of all that? And I like that because I'm a fancy fancy Duchess. Remember the thing where it's supposed to be like a jog shuttle where you could spin in a circle and it always works great?

on a pirated CD-ROM from my friend in 1995 or 6. toddler comes there to say, I wanna I want to tell you that I forgive you and I forgive your son and I'd like to talk to your son about it and see what he thinks, like to get closure. What? before I started watching it for long. You know, and uh but anyways, and it's about the history up to the TV show. The kid! Like yeah, I'm gonna be awesome. Um it includes Bridget um Bridget uh Bridget Bridget Christy? I think that's code. I'm tempted to compare this somewhat to fossil fuels, where we not gonna get another thing, where we optimized for, we built for, we designed for, as as Raman Mars says, our built environment. heavily Robert Moses. So we optimized our whole system for that.

And so anytime somebody wants to turn something into a park instead of a strode, we have to go back to an argument that's really based in decisions from the late 40s. You know, I slept till 6. Or like one of those guys who wants to look like a uh a Russian gangster where you put all your bed and your drug you on your bed, you know, your twin size bed in your in your home bedroom, you put all your guns and your money. Used to. Yeah. Hey, okay. movie runs into runs into a problem. I mmm uh I you don't think that it's a little bit Mark Fishering and you're Oh that's absolutely Mark Fishering. Because the camel is very big and the eye is very, very small. Assure it I don't like when you say uh you're a feeling like a lot of things.

I I guess my skills are just too massive. um, I don't know, probably th two hundred and fifty-six character blah blah string, like a U not not even a UUID. We don't need well, I'll speak for myself. video. And it's just the same shovels of stock video. Actually, it's a real bummer if he's putting that on Nebula. Oh fuck. Um so uh we left a favorite poet now. Hmm. of my monica paper. many of these uh qualities to Kurt Vonnegut, just exclusive of the supernal influence. A four uh mar marginal people's notes. The show notes for this episode where you've done a lovely job. This is how I used to this is how I used to do You're you're the Casey. I mention uh oh god. Bringing some lady shoes to wear and and me and my partner are gonna figure out how to profile based on how you are.

guy with the mustache. Mm-hmm. Or one of the classic Frank Gorshen, one of the classic like I can sound like Jack Jack Nicholson. Wait, how is this my- Hey, hey guys, you do that thing where suddenly like real talk guys don't talk about my goiter. You know many things. changed up a lot of uh the m and a lot of your workflows, the way that you do things and the tools Uh on mmm on both of our uh b behalves, be be ha ha halvings. for y you to just operationalize whatever you want and by that I I want to get to the same thing. The way this benefits both of us is that m obsidian has fallen apart for me when it comes to all of our transcripts. And it will maybe not be in but for now we have a nice little link to the Google Drive.

frustrating. We have all of our links in the same place. I am I apologize. Um okay so so um you um uh and that taskmaster thing is if you go to taskmaster. Is that not kind of apropos of like what we try to do with our new tagging system? What? No, I have not seen it. And he's the guy who's like coming in to like audit the system to make sure it still works. He seems like a pretty cool guy. Uh what's her name? I mean I guess there's the there's the um the transcript part. is partly because I'm trying to find the right balance of the longer form um interactive elements of obsidian I I don't I don't use AI. Well yeah, but it's also because it's just easier to draw four fingers than five. You won't probably won't remember this bit, but we went to Disneyland as a little family in 2012.

Um but there was the the the at the California uh resort place uh in beautiful downtown Disney, they have this thing that runs on a loop. about sound that was fucking great. To the ticket booth, you get all the Disney stuff playing. Fourth perspective causes the third floor to be much smaller than the first. Um just you could say yes and I would believe you, just like I believe. Um I need a big loose. Or as we call it the Langostine Infinite. Oh that's I excuse me. word. Sharing my enthusiasm dreaming for backward thinking. As we all know, this is um you can I can clap you guys out of a lot of this stuff. And there there's a term that we I don't know if people still use this term, but there was a term that we would use uh back in the day to talk about online advertising.

second whatever. just junk ads and you can barely see anything. is is streaming out there for quote unquote free uh that's ad supported. I I don't know why. Oh, I m watch quite a bit of that. Yes. Um yeah, I click a button and like by the time I'm writing a thank you note to that person on the internet, um, the entire thing is downloaded in in my Plex. properties. mostly pre-roll ads on like HBO or whatever, but I like HBO, so I kinda wanna that's how I learned about the Billy Joel show, so I'm happy about it. Which very feels very black and mirror or very like fifty fifty million merits or whatever. Like Andy Cohen at one of those real housewives reunions. almost d d definitionally, my idea of hell.

And then, you know, but I wasn't watching it because of me. That just Oh are we on? Between you know what I mean? And I can do this scrolly roundy in the middle with my thumb, but I have it mostly set to just be a d-pad And so like if you scroll to near the point where that little white dot is, like you get too close to that, and now you're locked in for two minutes of ads. The well I mean yeah, it was a over prescribed bec from for sex attack. No. And uh Julian Clary, who apparently, according to my friend Nick from England, hi Nick, according to my friend Nick, is like it has been a famous gay comedian forever Oh, I I posted a video the other day that I think you'd enjoy it because I know I enjoy it, even though I've seen all of them a million times.

And and what's the the show's called uh uh suddenly this happens or whatever it's called, the new show. Oh, do I have to I love that character. Maybe maybe Vivance is is Lester and uh and nothing is bubbles. Yeah. What the hell? Yes, but she not do no. Got my cow in my lotion, baby. There's no link in that thing, the Safari would open. I think obviously to me, obviously, you took this as a somewhat technical challenge. A four is a vastly superior size of paper. uh about the marginal notes. That's fucking amazing. And you keep saying that you're like, I don't have any place to say this. Uh notice I say the most a work in progress of anything that's been in progress. I I was I was also actually going to say you've used so many uh it wasn't just L LLM tooling, but uh y m the one Be because they have like uh more streamlined tools.

Oh, I just tried to import our our challenge Google uh doc and it was a failure and I have a Like you know, like where she she bought she bought a piece of land so Greg could become a lord. Because I I wanna know why uh w why and when. Yeah, yeah. At or above my eyeline. the taskmaster uh f fan site or Oh I know, I know. Yes. If I tape it if I type AI bad with no space, it says I've realized that AI is bad and no one should use it. But um they call him X for short. Yes. Yes. Because woke. No, it's not a huge rant, but like, no, it's just frustrating to me. But by the same token, it drives me a little bit crazy that I'm paying for, as far as I know, the premium don't show me ads tier. All right, well that's Hulu's choice to do that, but yeah, that's the only deal they could get.

You can develop a cascade. types of groups who use the internet and uh see it in very different ways. tools that are both up to date and aren't collecting a ton of data in order to just get some They they uh n yeah, it you said ex i i exactly. th their not just that, but whatever sort of tailored feed and and content they had on TikTok and whatever, until around twenty twenty. um to go places and it's really cool you sit in this little car and it drives you around and you get a little system where you can listen to stuff and every Waymo I've ever been in, I don't know if this is peculiar to me. uh a like it's like you know kind of like chill spa hotel lobby music. on streaming services. Um find the TV show South Park.

That's what the book and say. that when you boil everything down in so many ways, so much of our world has been optimized for advertising. That's how John and I both schoolgirls when we were both watching the Gilded Age at the same time and the Billy Joel ad popped up. There's there's something deeply troubling to me about that, and I don't mean this I mean, I'm an old man, like that's okay. Huey Lewis and the news. A and E. Yes. Very well done. You know, I I I I'm following this initially because my wife will not fucking shut up and watch Mindhunter. plus the TV and if it's FUBO up to four up on uh on FUBO. You take that old model. Because of the child stuff. Do you remember this? So anyways, um I think I'm done with that part.

Uh oh. The people in that movie, uh, you know, Stringer Bell's in the movie. Two four. Balmer accent you've ever heard in your life? Uh what? The New York guy with the bow tie had arrived in town, who's around then. What the fuck does that mean, Mark Fishering? Challenge this week is to do something with the show notes. Yes. of really getting to the point about some bullshit. Um and so um thinker versus techie. At one according to Madeline, one time when Justin was quite young, young enough for this to be a very funny thing to say, Madeline he was you know, he would come and stay with Madeline sometimes in the mission, sleep overnight and like get to be with his aunt and hang out in San Francisco.

I'm single. You know what? Yeah, yeah. It's not the worst. I want you to know that people care. persistent tool for you obviously is but plain text and drafts is curiosity but yeah. The first link I sent you, the one that is um I guess what you would call the uh our dashboard is kind of what people call it. No. It's interesting they do six fingers and not four because that's what cartoonists do. Oh, absolutely. Do I have you muted? What? Man. I mean, I'm I'm not gonna chicken problem in this. sense along with something. The most technical ability. European. Oh, I think I left off at um you ask for this. So let's just you know get that out of the way. who should be fired out of a cannon. I don't know what that is.

And she does the most wonderfully Christian thing, like in my background of being a Christian, is that and it's not she's not doing this to be mean, she's not doing this to be a dick, the mother of the deceased, the murdered Campbell goes, are you a child of divorce? That's when I take a vibe and go back to sleep. Uh-huh. Uh uh I don't know. You don't want to unsat a class because that's the equivalent of failing. No no no. Oh that this is actually another cool uh thing. Make good decisions. It's been an hour and forty-five minutes and I'd super like to end this. What does what what does this need to do? I really thought you were gonna ding us out, uh but you petered. Are are you becoming a Disney adult?

Ultimate all uh Disney adult. I don't I I might have I might have oh I can turn how about that I stay close um I'm not gonna g I'm not gonna go crazy. All the way down. The f the biggest I hope it's not the biggest group, but it seems like the biggest group. And for so many years, there's been so many ways that the only revenue model that made sense in a lot of places or people felt brave enough to try, the only revenue models that made sense for a long time were advertising. What if there's really not that much money in advertising anymore? I'm it's loading loading here we're Okay, I'll go I have uh read receipts on who's is there's that guy, the guy we just heard. gives me no uh traction with anybody, but like I think I use this more than most people.

Milltown from the Mill poem or are you talking about a pharmaceutical called Miltown? And I kind of wonder if something similar has been and continues to happen with advertising-based businesses. Mac Miller, not the singing personality, but my professor in college, my sponsor, my pal, my phew guy changed my life. Your house could be completely silent. No. They they break it down into creative, mental, physical, and social, which I think is probably pretty good. He's got a he's got a can of Heinz baked beans. Oh god, I love that show. I think sometimes your first impulse for all kinds of reasons is to approach something as a technical problem, and which is totally normal and crumulent, and we all do it.

in 2002 or whatever. Um let's see. The pure streaming play is not going to work for a lot of people. So like there's but you can say like this these try to try to push out these really fancy ads and if that doesn't meet the advertisers criteria you develop a logic for this and you get fallbacks and you say okay if we don't have super premium ads I feel like a fucking trout amidorian watching South Park on Hulu because I am basically like a person who has been stapled to a train car This entire not a paper m paper tiger. And it's it says, oh God. So you okay, so you're clicky. Yeah, these are all comedians I don't know. I think I would aspire on the wire to Aspire on the wire. Every person he met got moitered.

Yeah yeah, uh yes. I uh I so you're bad is what I'm saying you're a bad person. I'll I'll send you a photo if you want. So that was one. And then and then I'm not gonna post this because I don't want to put this guy on blast. I don't know, Alex. There's like one guy who's the guy in a chair. They have to they have to they have to they have to fashion pancakes out of pine needles or whatever. He was in the original Edinburgh Fringe Taskmaster. Oh. I I I would I I aspire to be s Snoop, but what? And um one time Madeline had said something about whatever to him and Justin paused for a moment and then said, Madeline? And when just just Justin's the wood who said Mycemite instead of Yosemite. I uh oh god no I'm not gonna mm Okay, so I did.

I heard over and over while I was there for two nights? Back when I used to use tools for these things. He's some fucking shimmy. Well, it was my destiny to be the king of pain, but I don't think I'm the king of Zoom because every time I open it, I have many, many offers. Or Jewish Greg, if you prefer. The R. Is this the Don't Laughter? Yeah. Jack Nicholson. And they do have an illustration for it. Uh uh what do you mean well this is w what I want to say is how I wanna I wanna make all of my my n noises because I'm like figuring out what happened the last two years and I had lots of notes, but uh anyway. You don't look at your things. Yeah, Wang. And then are the there are the poor nerds who have the same taste, but they are, hi, um, I did I felt dirty enough.

And I've written this down. A thing that nobody wants to talk about, or a thing that very few people want to talk about, is a fact of life or a precept of modern life. Like when I talk about the John Muir Woods, sh sh it sounds like she's saying Muir Woods. There's streaming music. And like speculating about whether we're seeing the water draw down for a big blast. So that's the name of that tune. Talking about Mike Mosley? I still feel like, oh my god, you know Wendover has like a second channel now? He's the antagonist. Yes. Cheap is when you get nothing but house ads. Oh shit, dog. When is there a there then? It sucks all the water away and then fucking blasts it straight back at you. Um Paramount, right?

You ever seen Equus by Peter Schaefer? All right, go go on, go on. You got the good stuff. Alright, well now I'm not sure. Uh-huh. Uh does that make me Johnny? Okay. I once had somebody write so you would basically you would get an evalu a written evaluation from your teacher and it would be like exclusive of incomplete. So it's just really more of a it's a card. Perfect. Maybe you should say that to your wife tonight. You seen a goiter on a person? And it feel it also just feels to me like you um are God, I hate the term knowledge work and I I almost what? Yeah, you know, like the uh the outline is fucked up. Very tiny match. Oh, I love all the James A. Alex, you say rune. Uh no. I think it's working.

Uh but y but yes, yes. He said a metaphor or a treat? Because I used to be also used to be the editor. I want a little coffee. It's Chinatown. Did you watch the season with Phil Wang? Uh Renee Elise Goldsbury notes in the company parody. You know he has a tattoo of big beans? Please continue. It sounds like you're just trying to like take the s spreadsheet and turn it into a Notion file. I don't know if you've ever experienced this, but if you've got basic-ish cable, basic premium, I don't know what CNN is considered anymore. Oh. Oh so I mean it's it's kind of like like you got a theater full of people and three of the seats have a landmine under them and you're like well land l landmines have been detected No.

Uh I'm so sweaty. I'm sorry, go ahead. And it breaks down social 17%. My kid is five inches taller than Charles Manson. Didn't you say Colin somebody? So they go like da-da-da delicious food, souvenirs, beloved characters. I watched a really good there's this guy who's he's kind of annoying but he's kinda great. Alex, Alex Cox, having an adventure with Alex Cox. No, but I listened to a bunch of Billy Joel songs then. There's nothing wrong with that. Like I that sounds like a very like basic thing to say. It's real, real like bare bones operation, right? Like the tick-tick-tock of what happened and it's really fucked up. Yeah, you guys did the headlines. You don't sound like a the one time I go thank you.

Well, and then you got Jenny Agator. Yeah, it's years and years. Which there's like just a few seconds of, I think. I think that's code for liberal neighborhood. Cold open of season three. I am Kermit the Frog, also known as I met Kimper. The Kath Kathleen Ryan is that her name? Oh uh maybe. What's his name? We're at 42. About once a year. McGonagall? The author of Capitalist Realism, that's his That's that that that's probably what I meant, yeah. I mmm I feel like Batman's older from the voice has gotten deeper from the cigars and the brandy. That's a goiter. Okay. Uh yeah, it took crack for twenty-five years. And I still have unskippable ads, and the unskippable ads are for, admittedly, sometimes other things that require a separate purchase, but I don't even like sports, but like it like I learned about it from Snell, like so many things, and he got it because of sports, and there's so much fucking sports.

Um it's like the wannabe Steve Cor or Cornessi. And I figured out finally, oh, this is not David Muir's like ABC show. I don't care. Like a crossfade or whatever you call it? Kelly and like, oh my God. Would you like to be a pepper too? They're not serious people! Buddy Love. Like sidelin up to somebody. Well, if you see in our links of the code, I'll put it in the dock. It's not a dogma. Steve Coogan. I'm not asking for an answer, but you asked me what I thought about and that's my answer. See, in some ways, some ways, you'll fix that. I mean if I'm watching something live, there's gonna be ads. But okay, so right, you don't want to take food off somebody's plate. And I'm paying like I'm paying more than I used to pay for cable.

And it looks like a regular old ad because they're probably the ads that they do pay to place them in in places. I couldn't tell you where. But there are those weird versions, like n okay, and that David Muir thing that I never finished talking about, it was basically like that n noise-to-noise ratio. Oh, we gotta move because of Brian. Remember not do the dishes. Yeah, so yeah, I am a fancy duchess, but in and No, no, uh Okay, okay Oh my god, please let me make my point. I don't know if I'm saying her name right. Moiter, I barely even knew her. I pulled that up and I said, I feel about that kind of the way I felt when I heard that Daniel Radcliffe was uh showing his wang in plays. I am talk talk talk.

Everything that's pre-PC doesn't matter anymore. But an observation that I've made in the past, this is not unique, but an observation I've made in the past. But it's just I shared with you my uh four internet person theory? Something like that? How do you know? He's got a lot of gravitas. What so what do I do? See also this my points one and two about relying on advertising, optimizing for advertising, etc. Milltown. Which one would you prefer? Um Carrie Godlingman, I'm doing this from memory. It's basically the kind of weather you get on CNN International, which is like Dubai, 10 degrees, you know, Hong Kong, eight degrees or whatever. I'm I'm sorry, please continue. Just pissing in a bag now.

Oh and when people say oh new college, oh new college, you get a written evaluation instead of a letter grade. Played by that guy from Megalopolis. Oh god, I always mix them up. I watched the history of the haunted house yesterday. And I uh know for uh a fact that founder of Kara uh found who oh Kara's cox mm Freudian slip founder of Cox's cox Kara Faker will have that. There used to be an open source app I used to use for this. org, you might see an ad for Microsoft, you might see an ad for Coke, but then you'll also see. I get it all. Jenny Augatter's boobs um show art. But um but um yeah, but the woman whose kid was crucified comes to their house. Yes. The pills are working. Wait, is that the first one?

No. One of them was, um, uh sometimes the fragility of your insights is outweighed by the heft of your rhetoric. I'm kind. Is there anybody with a weird name that makes you want to check your mean bone? Uh oh oh this was pretty good. My third one is always MCR. Um and a podcast I sometimes watch and like but like sorry, this is taken from Spotify uh uh Spotify. He's been doing that magic trick act. And then he said, I think th this is gonna be the real deal to some extent at least. I just want to watch this video and get back to doing the program. Who would you be on the wire? Do you did Oh wait, I still got something left in the in the in the in the beaker. The uh d transcripts have becoming increasingly uh useful because uh I don't use AI.

The schedule is free. I don't know if they even do this anymore. org. And that that's different than the link I just sent you, hopefully. Sure enough, it was extremely low budget, YouTube style, like two people just talking pre-recorded content in the midst of one And the other one was something called Acuweather where at least they had Chrome lower third wrapper thing You scrub a little, you click, you scrub, you click, you know, you do that thing. That's fascinating. And one of them is a restart button, the other one is for programming. And I'm on Nebula, you understand. I'm down to the water in my coffee. info that's like a repository of a ton of information that's searchable for like all kinds of different things related to the show.

I really noticed it yesterday and said so. And draw it quickly. I think you're a forward-dreaming person and a and a backward-thinking person. The ads are so much better. And of course he wants this to be something that's reportable and they've got all these people watching webcams. No! You ever use a Mac? Oh you want to do that? Because when you're doing a celebrity impersonation, you have to say the person saying their name. It benefits me primarily because uh n I've gotten rid of or most of my memory issues have improved or or gone away. I pulled him up the other night because we were watching the Manson episode, a Mindhunter. No. And I think I've been kinda I think I've been kind of a dick about him because his he just his giant pumpkin head bugs me.

And I think there is an element of that. And as soon as I pulled it up, I said to Mad, because here's the thing. I pulled up Fox Weather, which is, guess what? Um, it's the Tim Heidegger thing with Vic Burger. It's a I I would guess I would say I would say probably um because my mom was taking it at the time. I'm gonna be away for a while. And m it's it's nice to search a notion database and see that yeah. No? Um, it's because I I'm hiding the goiter and all right. It's as simple as like it's basically like using Plone or PHP BB or whatever from back in the day, where you'd have sidebar items that you'd move around in an interface. That's frustrating. But mostly it's just other whatever, that's fine.

Did you use Google? Talk about this testmaster. I think it is the right one because you punctured it on Blue Sky. It's a gold. There's a guy who was one of the one of the kind of I think original imagineers. Like, hey, register for free to get blah blah. Like everybody who was a piece of shit in the first Trump administration has a TV show now on some network. Um all of those stations that used to be prestige basic cable stations turned into like A and E is now about live feeds of cops arresting people. Yeah, yeah. They've been great at this for quite a while. The worst is Broadway. 30 today. I love Bunny Colvin. What does that mean? Yeah, I mean you could uh that that's part of uh what's it be hard to look down and tie your shoes and stuff?

Oh no, this one's really bad. I just keep thinking about how if you have just f Hooray. What would get you more excited about the show? That was a headline. It's basically like ten people you've seen on Taskmaster have to be in a room together for six hours without laughing. She's smoking a lot and literally staring straight ahead. Technically it's a simile. We still share a ton of stuff while we're preparing the show. You know, about Michael Damien fucking you behind the tilt a whirl. I just do I just write AI Bass people. Uh but there come sing No, good Lord. Um and then the third person, cookies, omnomnom. Okay, I'll get it. Okay, it's visual, so we won't do it together, but uh let's on break, please watch um Bob Mortimer or the anyways.

It's like a bad plex connection. It is like above all else, Hulu really wants you to get before anything else, it makes sure like, hey, is this guy due for an ad? There's a a failed spin-off of um Succession that you should be aware of. But then yeah, yeah, but and like in the run-up to like you know the stuff with uh you know Homer and whatnot. If you're comparing that activity to something a fancy duchess would do, no, you're that's just valuing Uh he changed your life. Uh um in any way, because you've been doing that. It's if there's a one word and you won't say it, that's the worst word. Castor ones. I don't know. Main Street Soundboy. No, you will stay here and endure the endless shrimp You could place your own like meta units on your site.

It's the experience is degraded. There there are nerds who jump through hoops to make sure that they are using uh mostly open source Hey, but just so y'all know in San Francisco, um there's a way there's a way using using Google Assistant that you can throw from Spotify uh to the Waymo by using Google Assistant. It's um it's just a little like I don't know what size screen, but like uh it's smaller than like a Tesla screen, smaller than an iPad, but like a iPad mini sized screen, uh touch screen. It pulls it up. Um this is all off the dome. I'm getting ads for other shows on CBS and other Paramount. Is that is it Oh oh remember when Max remember back in the day in our early, early days, and you know, so much of the show was about what was happening.

And then once I did watch it, I was like, oh, it's a funny YouTube guy. Like so we are so invested in technologies that run on fossil fuels, which was fine for like a really long time. It'll be a great one. He has a k he has a um a candy says, he's got a Lisa says, he's got I think a Caroline says. Do it again. Thank you. I'll send you a screen graph. Anyway, let's just get let's get back to this. I think I'm gonna say maybe, yeah. I I thought that you were keeping me muted for some reason and I was I I thought I was in trouble. It wants to offer me something called I believe it's called Unlimited Meetings. Um, but you get a little screen and the f the the screen that's always on when I get in the car is a um I couldn't tell you but the point is you know that sound.

And then there'd be like it would cut away. Um, I that that South Park thing it r it really did kind of bug me and Bubbles. I don't think I have had no luck getting my family to move to A4. Sid sidelin. I bet you Google will have a good illustration. Make good choices, that's it. Well that's a different you and I pre-PC mix. And if we don't have the inventory ads, show the like bottom of the barrel Tabula type ads. Um for internet person theory, correct? Second one, Conan O'Brien. It's not a problem. So around 42, Merlin's gonna need to do some shit. I didn't even know that was a thing. I I'm going to my legal service that I use for this shit. And then later on he'd be in uh American Werewolf in London.

I think I love the thing in a true like agape sense, like the Apostle Paul would teach us to. And but back at home, you know, uh, Bill and Nancy are having problems with their son. No, no, that's Sam Campbell. McGarrity. McClunky. A rune is a word that's like a glyph from Nordic times. It was whatever you wanted that space to be. And st like you said, even if you do that, you're still a little bit more than a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of I uh I'm sorry. I I I don't know. That's right. Did I mishear you? That's a tattoo. It's his favorite TV show and he can only see it there. Are you k the king of Zoom?

I have a rant that has been building up in me that needs to go somewhere at some point. He's gonna try and get that up on the map and this isn't loading, and we'll go to this other view and bringing in this camera from Kawaii. People would be like, oh my God, this is such a terrible way to get your news. But it's also that like if I'm gonna listen to fancy classical music on YouTube or I'm gonna watch a Hitler documentary on what whatever it doesn't even need to be important. Like between the other things. Jenny Agator's in that movie, you get to see her boobs. She's also Ada. Where do I want to do for short with somebody's boobs? Um No, I'm doing I'm doing a bit from the trip where Rob and um Steve exchange Michael Caine impressions.

Mark Mark Fielder. As far as I know, uh I mean oh oh absolutely. Matt Smith, that's pretty easy. His name is Ex Atensio. Like and you know, with announcements and da-da-da-da. Just read something if you need to. It doesn't make sense to me to those old Taboola ads, right? And one of the things he has a feeling about is uh that that David Muir from ABC News is is hot. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, yeah, you couldn't you couldn't just say Alice, I'm a I'm a knob Twiddler. I don't have the beginning to this, but there's just something that is and I th I and again I don't mean this as can as strictly as concern trolling or trying to find a non-issue in all of this, but like Now 50% of the oil that we can easily get out of the ground has been gotten out of the ground.

I would trade you. So Yeah, it is the second best season. Is that a great thing for a five-year-old to say? I don't think so. You don't think it's one of the one of the leads? Everybody does this. What's a house ad? Um and it's the and what pops up though is a oh God, what do they used to call that? Do you ever listen to their album Sports Discount Batman? I'll so I I would do that with my phone and iPads. That's 800. I f oh But you could tell it was and again because I bet the control room is doing that stuff by hand. I'm gonna believe it's Where's my new Hoka shoes? I know. She's the she's the star of uh Sex in the City. The he's a British philosopher uh and r uh the writer of uh the writer of That's all for me.

Hold on. I have seen the Colin Farrell version. I'm I'm I'm looking at it right now. No, I keep meaning to. We're we're in woke two point oh. Oh ads for how to get around ads? You're munting. I'll come back to it. But this has really been this has been kind of getting under my skin a little bit. Oh my god, how great is Joe Wilkinson? David Mir. I was just in the line with a headline. It was that th I mean, except insofar as like I didn't think it was that funny. Desperate Too much heroin. I haven't I I I I didn't watch it. That's because when you invited me at my Gmail address, which worked fine, uh Thank you. Didn't he mention the to the Irish actor from the Yorgos Lanthamos movies? You know, um I like to you know occasionally like just check in with people that I work with and say, like, you know, Like, but like really getting in the weeds about how like, okay, like when you're on the way.

That and they talked about this on that show Jason does that I never remember the name of, but they talked about this for the longest time on Netflix. So you have now presented to me your, let me get this right. Like somebody mentions a new British talk show to me or panel show. I pull it up. Spankus begat Flankus? I'm not enough to I'm sorry, I'm sorry I talked so much. Oh my god, isn't that actor wonderful, the guy who plays bubbles? That kind of like 60-year-old gray-haired guy with glasses who used to be a real cop. Ple please do. I've had social's ones like where you've got to order a pizza without mentioning the pizza toppings. And I just really wanted to find that to send that to Syracusa.

Hey Bricky. Yeah. Um I can get clips. The content's the size of a postage stamp. They're not Daleks. Do you know about agape love? You ever listen to Velvet Underground? I'm on nebula. Don't talk about my goiter. You mean he ruined he ruined it himself? See, I I my history's not always right. But um the um I tried to watch that legally um through um Um So I went to watch that South Park thing. Well I'll I'll give you I'll give you another example. Is it but the place that I used to watch the place that I used to watch inside the actor studio I used to watch like ball there was a culture show on Sunday mornings that was like they would show like ballet and stuff and whatever. We just got up to the we're in the we're in the we're getting toward the end of the second season.

Absolute casserole down there. And but Mike Mike Wozniak was one of the very first people. I d I I don't know. I started wa I watched the uh last three episodes of uh season three last week. And I say a lot of things from my wife. But like I thought, okay, I but I'm also always trying to use the system. I think she's great. And so what happens to tsunami, you know, second of all, you get those crazy You got I was just watching it because And I'm um anyway I'm still working on what the really impactful ending to that rant is, but I I think it's it's very frustrating to me personally. No, the teenager it's not teenagers. We gotta do this. Are they wearing vests today or do you think that's a good idea?

But you know, like when a lady throws up, you know she's pregnant. Don't don't lie, Merlin. Woke up cock of the walk because the Vivance was finally fucking doing something two and a half or three hours after I took it, but just barely. Yes. I yes, but I I don't I yeah, but I don't know if you literally mean it. I'm not a fancy duchess. This is different. They can be caused by a number of factors, including iodine deficiency. Oh my god, he's so great. You know what I mean? Did you know that there's people out there, there's one in particular. Disneyland's missing river will reshape the park's future. Would you like some ears? I think we've got the nicest Hulu account you can get. That's why Richard Ayoade starts melting down.

But but if you optimize for advertising, what if it turns out that there aren't that many people that want to buy advertising? I'm paying $100 a month for Hulu. So so they have a YouTube quality documentary about Bonnie and Clyde. I didn't know about that 'til last night. Well, and there are way like there's just one guy in there probably. Christine Buransky was in cats. Uh impersonation versus. Now I'm just gonna I'll just look it up. That's a big one for you, right? If I'm watching, you know, uh baseball or cable news, you know, there's that. Um and that's what I had last night for so that's how I ended up watching Fox Weather. But um I'm trying to scrub to get to the part I want to find. com.

And we didn't really un-optimize those systems. Look at that, look at Johnny Harrowin. You know I really love I love that other I love them all. Uh because you know. That's a because that yeah well you know the deal with Nebula, so that is a bummer. Oh, set uh set okay. Uh but that was good. And and then they they've stole that to make it. Between the outside world and the inside world. Uh Kiz never worn the Leonard Jones hat. Yeah, I don't know why. It's one of the tenets of Bokanonism. Or whoever it is. It's like some show where they lock people in a closet in the woods and I have a ton of modafinil I haven't taken. She's also Ada. Oh boy. The gun a little bit of a dust-up. I don't think we need short like a shared Google Doc as much as we did One time we house sat for him and and left a little bit of shakeweed at his house.

Mm-hmm. Oh, Colin Firth? And it was just screenshots of stuff where you could barely see what was on the page because of the number of ads. I pull up I pull up this episode, this famous episode that everybody's talking about and I pull it up. There's an element of aesthetics. Who has a fart? What do they call that a shopping dump? Every single one of them, I took screenshots. Why is A4 a vastly superior size? Yes. He no, he is in Total Re the remake of Total Recall. Hey Bricky? You could develop a cascade of saying like, well, this kind of ad unit I I mean I just it it's just it makes you feel less dirty. Which is okay, but that's something to think about. Russia, Russia. Oh, yep, yep. Did you get the good ones?

So you could say like, okay Exactly. No, no. I need a lot of your voice for a while, okay? There's no value or as you say irrelevant. A house ad is like, at the very least, if our site didn't have inventory, or didn't have in most especially didn't have inventory for this situation. Like it was just, it was really fan and but you could create a cascade. Um s watching Survivor, etc. 539 9460. Rapid response. I subscribed to Broadway. No, that's okay. He's like, can I blah blah blah blah asking questions about the task and I think it might have been an on-stage task. Mick McM Jack Lord. I love selling undershirts. No, wait, no, wait. Thank you. No, actually, it's on the list. Are you are you gonna tell us about uh or are you gonna talk about the challenge in the after show?

I heard it's got a donkey and an there's an actress there's an actress I really like who's in it, who's apparently gay. No, I've got I've wrote down a bunch of stuff here to talk about with you. Maybe this is just a transitional thing. And fortunately this has now become an ingrained habit because of this placement. They're not Daleks. It's for a lot of shit like come to do by sweetie, you know, kind of stuff. Oh I know and I but like nights like but it's so oh and I never finished that one dumb thought, which is that on Fubo it says it's showtime, but it seems to be a showtime that literally only shows the three Godfather movies. The one time I I want to go and like see this stupid fucking show, like it's an it's an untenable, unwatchable experience, given the context of how we watch TV today.

I was I've read it. My iced coffee. No, do it right now. So we talked about the goo. Sh she just plays the um firework shows constantly in the kid I the uh uh was appearing in Kingsley M-U-I-R. It's like connecting to my plex, basically. Like my local plaques is fine, YouTube fine. I think that was uh past the milltown days. Oh. Look at this, look how pretty this is. He had uh he had the fun glasses and the stash. There's several kinds of challenges. You took French. That's YouTube if you don't have premium right now. But it's funny, because in my head I always I thought Fox News was like a totally separate thing and like but anyway, there's a lot of interplay between Fox properties. Not least because it it's a it's a it's a it's one of those it's kind of like one of those post firing line we get a bunch of dinglings with strong opinions around a table and it's got fucking Scott Williams.

I think they were surprised by this. People were talking behind Brian's back. Like while I was on the phone with you just now, we found two more bodies in DeKalph County. I might I might be him. That's you know, I'm not saying it's exactly related to advertising, but I took this as a thinker. No, no, no. This was more of a technical challenge where you took it as a creative challenge. I have another little notion database where having all of the links together, I'm like, when did I initially talk a talk about p paro? Maybe. Oh fuck, dude. But then also just the sort of like you've really nailed it. And they make gloves. Oh what? But isn't it kind of frustrating when you go somewhere, the site is takes forever to load, it's before we ever get into what most ads today are, which is Waze Tell me when you're ready to watch it.

That's enough. Look at this, you got everything all set up. Oh, this is an Alamany sh Alamie shot, so you can't use this without licensing it. info. Um on, you know, some of his beliefs and actions. Did you know that? Yes. Capux Good. And like sometimes I take pretty short trips with Waymo. It was like the weather every like ten minutes or whatever. Like uh, it was Dame Judy Dent was in that movie. For you, McNulty. Um your hold and cough fielding is much more a mark. One of my Vonnegut papers in ways that I I think I I don't know if I've ever told you this, but to this day I still remember what Mac wrote in the margins. You must just walk around like dreading, like almost feeling like hung over, like, oh what's gonna what am I gonna find in the room?

Mm-hmm. Maybe Hey Bricky. It could be, you know, it's but it's an ad for yourself or for your other services, right? Um and they hit allow for most um Yeah, they just want to do the thing they installed. I'm not talking here about like the the stupid thing. Mm-hmm. You're just attacking. Uh no. Um the oh god uh but in some ways aren't you like attributing We don't have ads and I'm trying trying really I'm trying really, really hard. Whenever you speak about something sexual, I rem I think about No, I don't I don't want you to know that people care. Catholic I have I have seen Matt Smith's penis. Mm-hmm. It's not that guy, but it's a different, like, and I've been trying to find an exact quote of that.

Oh my god, I was obsessed with that as a kid. But once you're past the ticket booth, Walt wanted it to be Hey, could we get the check please? Okay. No, not the gay channel, but that's the Andy Cohen channel. But um you um South Park has been great because of their production pipeline. Like I've loved that chef forever before you guys were born. That's okay. There was absolutely no way that I could find in my trying. Why would that make you think of cum gutters, Alex? Completely what? Hey Alex, Google Goiter. And I d I no one wants to hear this. So yeah, uh James A. Yes. It's bad. And sometimes we would just have that on because it's kind of exciting. If you don't follow the trades, the way things have been going in the last few years, much to some people's frustration.

It's just and it makes you look so sweaty that if you're running all these fucking ads and most of them are ads for your internal webinar There's just there's just a lot of word salad about possibilities that was absolutely not actionable in any way, which is hilarious, but that was Fox weather. Sam Campbell on the Testmaster season. And Alex cops. I'm so sweaty. When you become very intense, you sound a little bit clinical And anyway, I want to tr try this and look. I I think she's hilarious. It's great. Let's see if I can get it right. I I think she's just terrific. She's the lesbian. McClunky? I used to oh God. He emotionally demolished you. It's because I'm talking about ideas, not people.

Or like what's a new aspect that we could explore? That was kinda to your much earlier point about trying to minimize all these different kinds of things. I am a bad person and well I because I use the bad thing. Why to ding us out on it? Like more than streaming something from like a library server. Oh shit. Oh, Jenny Ogader. Uh uh I still got a lot of stuff to ask you about. He thought Yosemite was Mycemite. Do it right now. Knowledge work. It's just I like to search for the case. Uh could you could you spell my Kwozniak if you had to? God, he's a sh tiny, tiny not a billy. Uh who am I forgetting? Yeah. I'm paying just for Hulu. Not the apparatus, but I have my apparatus, you know my private apparatus.

And it's one guy who's doing the thing with the with the the little uh you know the track And then there's another guy who's somewhere between the guy in the chair from Spider-Man and Chinese Greg on Parks and Rec. And I'm just talking about I have mindset that um my Apple TV remote, you got the four directionals. Did he teach you that in your weird church? I want to I want to hear what you're s I uh mm Did you see the one with Sam Campbell brings in a Pinocchio doll and everything's long except the nose? See you are very you're tone you constantly tone police me without hearing the thing that I'm trying to say. We probably won't do links for this video, but if we do, could you put in the CGB gray one about the API?

What was my point? That was a later guy. Um is there a If you talk about my goiter, that's ra that's grounds for moiter. Show notes. I know that people uh uh l like it, but I I just th the have you noticed now the headers are w weird? What what are some other people to whom to whom and that's the correct usage. Nerds who pay, nerds who d uh nerds who care and pay, nerds who care and don't pay. The other one was the Weather Channel, which when I was coming up Now you're asking yourself, Merlin, tsunami's coming, why are you watching Fox weather of all things? Oh go Hey welcome back to Fox Weather at Night. Like the whole like Tom Cruise trapped in a closet thing was like, that came out like the week that was happening.

I'm paying $100 a month for this Hulu thing. And Sam Campbell is a guy from Australia who's hilarious. I mean I mean I I I'm I I came in at Remember I texted you and I said, hey, sorry Buggy, can can you just invite me at ha ha David Buer. This is how well the uh I mean the joke was always I'm the case 'cause I I used to be the the Casey. One time one time I I love my nephew so much. This is just for for me and if you wanted you could search it if you're Oh I see. It's bad. How cool of a fucking name. You'll never wear them again. Hey Bricky! But the point is, Trofamidorians see time in a very different way. Huh? Um face. I think about it all. Oh boy. Yes. Ads uh no a ads for how to sell your ads for your passive in Doesn't that make you feel kinda dirty?

So anyway, it's fine. And I was just thinking, I bet when we pull this up, I'll bet this is no longer anything like that. Mm-hmm. Um she's also in Equus, where you get to see her boobs. Yeah, yeah. Wendover has like this it's it's called like uh goofy stuff this day or whatever and I don't know. Yes. Oh, yes. Um okay. Yes. Mm-hmm, yeah. Tasks are new. Or, you know, you have 15 seconds left to order this foot rub or like whatever it is you want to do, right? There's an element of, hey, I bought a first class ticket and you ran out of steak, sort of white wine feeling to it, but Like uh there was a point last night when this tsunami was coming and uh as as I live tweeted last night And you know what happens with a tsunami is, you know, the thing that really gets ya.

com for a few months because I have a huge crush on Sutton Foster and I like Shakespeare. That wasn't. That's not actually a ventilation panel. So basically you say this is a right rail But then sometimes I'll hit hit the middle button and scrub manually to a point, hit enter. But other things like you you're stuck. And I'm like what the like what is this? No, no, r I r I remember that part. Did they have uh oh I guess this is a different show. You go you go on uh you go on Timu? You're not a fancy duchess. It's that cool size. Then he just goes to the next town. Do you wanna does ice coffee? There's a whole YouTube video about why they paint gloves on dolls. Is it Hey Bricky? And it's like, okay, that's super frustrating to me.

And look we're not going to get into the privacy stuff, but just for now, let's just leave it at that. Because I don't know, maybe there's more money coming. Which my which my wife pronounces Mir It was a pretty crazy time. Um, oh my god, uh Lucy Beaumont. Oh look at you, you're doing the notes right in here. And I bet Google has a good illustration for it too. If I'm going to have Jenny Ag Agator Ag Agat Agator, I also need the goiter And I think. D is there a better time to record? And that could be people who are like super into Pluto. I think I use Apple TV more than a lot of the people who make it. No. It is a f yes a pharmaceutical called Milltown. And if you've based your No. He's not well.

Uh the programming button. Click to load preview from notion. I pour instead I pour out my bottles of wa uh water. It wait, that's the lifeboat? Like you're now you are like the one and the two. And it just repeats every every 30 minutes. Like like the live terrible, terrible, terrible fucking video went up yesterday that I initially linked to. What's his name? I I know, but uh well, I guess I don't know that for sure. Oh my god. He is in the elevator. So I'm sorry. It's horrible. I think it's interesting to think about it as a as a thought problem, you know, uh as well as a technical one. Pretty terrific. This is Do by Friday, a weekly challenge podcast with Alex Cox and Merlin Mann. South Park is woke.

It's not it's not a bit. If you wanted to watch sp something pulled something out of the vault and wanted to watch Pinocchio, you'd have to sit through all these ads for other beloved characters. They gave you money to advertise the product. Well, just UI and uh f friction who pay to have So people people who have a point of view and may have the skills and technology to minimize that when they choose to. Uh I've written this down. And we'll put it in notes. That's the only way that I'm allowed to experience time. But here's what I'm here to tell you. Easily go back to sleep. And I think it's a quote from what she says at the beginning when she's typing on her power book. There we go. Ed Kemper was the very, very, very tall.

Oh, um I don't really this is really boring. What do you think about goiters? How tall is Charles Mans your junior's tall, so how tall is Charles Manson? I'm just gonna look it up. Castor, uh Phil Phil Wang, I think that's his name. No. So there's more music playing at the booths. I'll see if I can find it. Mm-hmm. Well this entire uh Potemkin village of advertising out there is My kid, you know how you know how how young people are weird? Okay, yep, there you go. This is the Tim Heideker one where there's the on-air talent guy. This is an unorganized rant. And it's the funniest fucking thing in the world. Uh no. But I also love that one that one cap who has like the most Oh, you're oh yeah, you're shelling out.

Um Yeah, that's the problem though, is that people people people don't fuck the sweaty. That's why I thought that might appeal to you. No, I'm not actually asking you to I ask you to know but I'm gonna do it. Huh. Like, you know, and like the reason I came up with this awesome new draft action that I want to tell you about He's ex attensio. For what, 18 years? And they m a lot of a lot of folks now just use Chrome and I don't want to come off as Holden Gold Caulfield here. It's very good in that movie. It's really good. Bridget Bridget Stuart Lee's ex. After the first. I I think that and narking out my friends. That was me trying to be funny by doing a poor Jack Nicholson. I'll grab it right now.

Dwar uh we don't want to say that anymore. I'm trying to paint a paint a word picture for the people who don't have access to the document. And it's it's kinda I think it's cool that people do stuff like that. And then back in the little CMS thing for this, you would say, okay. I used to have a series on Flickr about this. Yeah. I was thinking about selling it on the black market. I also I'm I might be bubbles. Because Alex and I we're both interested in things like these show notes and we've gotten really in this new era, I mean the lots different where I think impersonation versus impression, right? No, I believe it's already in the dock. He sitting around the fire sitting around the fire, he ruined it.

Am I the king of Zoom? All right. Proceed, proceed, proceed. Okay. A nonstop surfeed of ads for other Fox properties. A bunch of Tasmaster people were there. Um and she's also um she ran for mayor in New York and she is um Ada on The Gilded Age. No, oh God. And so the idea was like think about She sh her challenges are so good. It's very good. Yep. I don't really have much to say except that Like what's the building you want rather than the scaffolding you choose? I was what I was try one thing I was trying to find recently was The main Hey Bricky! Fast TV they call it, right? No, I That's what the page was. I'll cut in the regular audio here. Mick McStuffins. One for you and one for your narrow Irish ass.

I got this like And then I finally went into Notion and I dug into Notion. We could be completely silent. Oh god. Um mini take on the uh I also have a new draft action that kills that slays. The banshees of uh And then all those lady all those sad ladies in the water are still making good decisions. And you know what's what I'm gonna say though is the more exposure I have to Ed Sheeran because of all watching all these British panel shows, you know I totally agree. Except when he was a big thing. I gotta t I'm touching the thing and I never touch the thing. Progressive. If you've seen Bob Mortimer, shh, it's only magic. And the ads that I, the unskippable ads that I get are for other Hulu, Disney, and ABC properties.

Have you ever watched live weather or the fires in LA? But I'm gonna you know what? Take a minute. He does so much with that role. And bunny bunny feels like, you know, the people on the street are pulling aren't holding up their side of the deal to like keep the guns out. I'm talking about ideas, not people. W was Ed Kimper this I And I think an impression is Dana Carvey doing George Bush. The transcript part and uh uh uh something like I just literally type AI bad. No g no, I have health insurance now. But that's that's a challenge. We touch feet. Gets under my skin when I'm like, um, I love taking way moes. Oh, that's how they get ya. And so finally I was like, fine. Man, this ends up being a dud.

Like, I I mean, I'm not against it. High viz. There's no interest, and the subtle ways I've tried to move us to A4 are not going over. And there were you know, they keep saying like when you go talk to Manson, just you remember he's really sensitive about his height and blah blah. Him and Nicole Kidman. You know what? Ex Atencio. I thought I thought there was gonna be an ex eg Xavier Atencio joke and I got to do it. No, I'm so sorry. And what was it? You can't skip those ads, whatever, that's fine. That's an inch that was an interesting question 15 years ago. We're like Oh, uh brother Yeah, yeah, brother with love? That's a mmm. Yes, yes, exactly. You sound like you sound like John Mulaney um giving um Oh.

And then and the the Mickey gloves with the lines on the back also just you have a lot more opportunity to like show out something. It's a dumb fucking name. If you have a date, you can go over here and step off. That was good. I mean, it really there's there's not I can't think of that many services. But they used to have a message that was like, hey, because of uh this blah blah blah and blah dah da blah there's gonna be ads. But before we even get to that, She's projecting, you know. I'm aspiring and wire aspiration. And because we're in college, you know, you get abbreviation. I uh well speaking of uh d emotionally devastating uh c uh comments, I had a uh Um I'm gonna visit you in Vacaville Oh Yes info so the the fandom pages for taskmaster are terrific, but there's a bespoke There's seven meats and three cheeses and that always pleases.

Oh, I don't have a pre-PC mix. Um and we flipped it on one day on probably FUBO. But but Max would talk about like something I'm all too familiar with, which is I don't know w what he called it, but when you go into like multiple screen mode But but in this case I'm just scrubbing to try and find the fucking Satan scene. He's in his thirties now. My goiter is getting in the way. That is such an unimpeachably great season. That's the name you said? I think his name's like H. I am just talking right now because The e they like it better than the stuff. I got so excited for a second, I'm like, oh it's Louis of Succession? A little kid, and it's before we had names for spectrum things. There's videos.

I uh good, good. Because uh that's a Um but the way this benefits both of us. It's very good. Isn't that the title? He did a co-thing with a guy Um Seven Secret Rooms at Walt Disney World. Mm-hmm. Oh Junior, come on. Um, and I said, I'll bet when we pull this up, I'll bet you dimes the donuts. And I think her CNN show that's on in the evening here is Kind of but close closer really to YouTube, just in the or or or even like you know what? And it's the most beautiful blast scene you've ever seen in your life. I don't know the numbers, but the one with Julian Clary, it's a very good season. It's called something like I'll find it for notes or somebody will. Analogy cop. And you write some titles.

Uh ooh, so I so so I would do is ooh ooh so so is it gonna be a drag situation or a before she died I Oh sorry, I'll delete it. Did you ever Google his tattoos? In some ways, it's um you you are like an old person. And as far as I know So so they and this is value neutral, except for for number four. Oh always hi viz, always holding hands. You want to do challenge? Merlin, please share. Alright. Madeline, you know many things. And I never know, not never, but usually don't know if it's a bit or if you really think that people don't care. No, I was gonna uh oh. He's a really, really tiny We we don't it could have been cut. You know what's a great name? So like when they're gonna talk about going to a character breakfast or whatever, it's that guy.

You know what I discovered? But it was really good and I think he'd enjoy it. And even if they don't have an ad tier, you know, you still get a fair amount of promotional stuff. Okay. If you're gonna watch CNN Uh very well done. So they're on heavily, heavily noisy, pixelated two in the morning webcams in Hawaii. Same bullshit. Too much heroin, I'll say Um I'll I'll toss out I'll toss out a couple. Is is a big thing. The Velvet? See, this is the problem with paper and I love You were uh talking about the bullshit of Just to like not go nuts. And it plays a little song and like you get to see, but there's this phrase. I just I I want to hear the rant and Right? And if we don't have those ads, all we we've got units for every So if you went to example.

And it I guess it overlaps with Disney and I don't quite understand how and whatever, but like Last night I'm just trying to find weather channels. And then in between there'd be a talking person at a desk and right. Where Tim Heideker's talking and Vic Burger's on a computer in the background. Anytime I scrubbed to go anywhere, it took forever. Right? Yes. Which like pauses something that's running, I think. Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts? I'm just a free notion creative. What do you think of that? Blue Sky. I watch a lot of Disney. He's a very colorful guy. Let's look at my recent Disney videos and see what we have. I think that should do it. How long did you take French? So the answer to that would be no everywhere.

I pulled up that South Park, same way I pull up that Survivor. Can I send you something? And you know what happens. I do want to see Logan's run now. All the rest of the oil we get out of the ground is gonna be difficult and costly. I don't know. Isn't the fancy Duchess the metaphor? Oh, get it, get it. Most of this page is a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a It's a really good scene. And yet, yet, no, you you're missing the fact what was the name of the actor you just mentioned? Notes, mail, unlimited apps and contacts. I have never no progressive Did you watch the Billy Joel special? It was open source and it was really, really cool.

I apologize. But like I yeah, I get it. No. The cavity You could be silent. Like if you have a place, do you know where stuff goes if you have an idea, for example? Um I was just trying to find but you can go and if you just want something to have on in the background, this might be a fun way to greet Matt tonight. I don't I don't need to know the details about why you didn't do something. He says, I'm pretty sure there will be a wave. And I'm I'm I'm sorry to sound like a Duchess, but Castor upside down and shakes him. Oh my god. And it knows my shits There was just no there's another thing he said that reminded me of something we were talking about. Oh God. Um I sure would like to. I love my BB8 hat.

It's exciting. That's just a challenge. The poor Uh ho look at that. But I would assume. Um so Christopher how do you say Jack Nicholson again? You said Colin Firth? What about the people who draw six-fingered people? Beloved characters. Uh allow on all every day. Yeah, you didn't know that. And on more than one occasion, I have not gotten through the pre-roll ads. Like, you know, and so I go, hey Dingus. I'm sorry, this is all like this all seems very I'm probably the first kind of nerd. Oh, uh FUBO's the four. Or like how many times did I see this ad for this this Well, it wasn't a fart, it was a hemorrhoid that broke, I believe. Oh don't tell me, don't tell me spoilers. Remember that when they inspect the balls?

Do you ever see the lobster? It's your main street soundboy! This is not a this is not a new topic. Your uh four I've started saying Greg Davis isms. 'Cause you know the whole thing well there's a thing that happens with tsunamis and I don't think this guy was like a a premium tsunami presenter title. But before that, you know what happens in those movies? That it's it it's like it's it's really it's My my basic idea is like I think it's frustrating Like A is almost nowhere and B doesn't work as it's supposed to where it is? That made sense uh when it was happy days in nineteen seventy-six, and like you're gonna see a Dr. No. Oh, he's got his DJI mic, his fuzzy DJI mic on the end of a wooden spoon, and he's got a tattoo and So it's basically Alex's show at Edinburgh Fringe.

Uh-uh. We contain multi And uh it's easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. This is that's okay, thank you. Probably in the after show. Oh what a wonderful actor. It's fucked up. Is there a It kinda like uh it's like um it sounds like a Latin phrase, like uh The kind of shit, oh, like c like Colin Robinson likes to watch. I have many things to decide. Oh, it's all about consolidation. This is some streaming thing. That flipper album Um I I think you are I think you are here's what I learned about uh I want you to know that I care and I want to eliminate as many barriers as possible. And uh they they talked about the four kinds of challenges, is what I was gonna share with you because Can I just get you to fucking admit that he's in that movie?

Is Exist Exotensio. Like Wait, so was it using ad There is uh nerds who care uh in varying degrees about I wish you could turn off But you know what I mean? Yes, yes, yes. No, no, no, I get it. Um see now with that gets problematic with elves and elves It's pretty fucking good. That's why I think of it as a thinker, is like But anyway, he um he goes there and and he shoots at arm's length. Um But um It's John Landis. I've had two really, really good nights of sleep and I've gotten a lot accomplished lately. Oh my god, this week's rec divs is so fucking fun. No, I'm fine. He's such he was such a cute little kid and he's such a great grown-up. I'll do it with you. And I think it would also appeal to people to know how you think about the four different types of challenges.

It always makes me less Okay I guess that's a good one. , you know, um The lifeboat talk? Busy, busy, busy. Phone, iPads, using it universal control via my Mac. No. I think that's an EDC, depending. I uh well wait, I Uh he's British, right? so Uh oh you know that song Candy says. I got this just this crazy fucking tracking string and instead of going to notion. Well, I just I exactly the idea of cum gutters doesn't And if you actually do enjoy doing this. And so then that does become something that benefits both of them. Yeah. Blue Sky on Mars. Um You know, almost as bad as Endless Shrimp. You see less feet. I'll go fucking pull up my tabs and like do all my disaster work. They they it's they're in Atlanta mostly, right?

Bridget, you know that's his ex. Neighborhoods really changing. What's his name? Cut that. What's not an analogy? That's the way that they project this onto the face of the castle. Real Abstract will not bring you the check. God damn it, you're too quiet. So what's a backward thought? I don't know. Right. But like I think there's an existential problem with how much we have on the one hand, the corrosion Dot dot dot. But it's Um Well it's in a classics and you can w National Geographic has a really good video you can find on YouTube of twenty eleven in Japan, so you can see what this looks like. Um, and she is also in Logan's Run, where if memory serves. Um aging British actor who's trying to get in shape.

Uh may think the lady does uh protest too much and stare out the window too much in a catatonic state But you know, uh partly to prove to myself that they're horse shit. So I can sleep another three, four, five hours. I have like like I look like w somebody I look like somebody on the wire You could have said so many things. Oh, this is cool. Oh, I I I've so craved that. Um 'cause you didn't buy the upgraded experience. It's called something like it doesn't matter, WW WW Retro or something. Did you have me muted? Um Like all the shit that plays in a laundromat. Somebody recommended uh last one laughing. It's like basically Chernobyl um for tsunami uh of Fukushima station. You know, that kind of bullshit.

Yeah, or try or trying to solve child murders. Um yeah, and then and then they then then and then that guy from uh the cats Lucky you, and it's like, oh great. Oh, Rob Rod Gilbert, the ultimate agent of chaos, the original, the OG agent of chaos. On uh characters. I watch a fuck ton of Disney videos. Because Hulu is the one streaming that to me, and I think it's Hulu's ads that I'm watching I'm gonna feel so bad, I he? Yeah. And when we tried to gently ask him if he found anything, he said yeah I found it and I cooked it up in my spaghetti sauce. Oh Jesus Christ. So hooray. Hmm. Right. But the unskippable ads I still think it's a funny show. Oh wouldn't that be so cute? I fucking love Snoop. I'm like, Oh God, this guy's killing me.

Let's finish this. Oh, she's Imney or something. You had another kind of ads called what we used to call house ads Please proceed with your not send me a link. Like I love FUBU, FUBO. Um but No, you can totally tell it's Christine Boransky. Oh my god, this is great. And impersonation is like rich little. But um say around your age. No. I'll do it with you. How would you describe that page to our listeners who don't have access to it? Yeah. This is a tiny man. Which sounds like from the attention of from the attention of man. And then of course he's going through the thing that people like me obsess about, which is like And he gets into the sun boy I could try to find Okay. And Billy Pilgrim eventually picks up on that, you understand?

I kind of like the gilded age Yes, please. Like you would you would scrub to somewhere, hit the button, or play. And when a mom when a mom in Virginia Virginia has dishes in the sink Mick Mick So yeah, season three, I so I'm But if you're gonna have four kinds, that's pretty good. Who am I to say? Yes, I want it now. Not documentary, you know, drama, drama mentory. That guy, that guy, he's he's really Did you know that? Like silent night. What who are some other people to whom you masturbate that have difficulty? Mission uh probability, what's it called? I think so. And his name is I don't know if it's X Xavier or Javier. It's it's not important. That's frustrating, right? Um And the fourth This shows you it works.

I think it's really disrespectful the extent to which I scrolled by last night. He's like he's like Bobby Robert Steves or something like that. And his exchanges with I like when Prez is cleaning out his classroom. You can go to if you enjoy this program and you'd like to hear more of it, or you'd just like to support us, you can go to give us your fucking money. I think in my version, my Sora version of Frankenstein's monster But I'm talking about like when you stream org and it was one of those old school mid 2000 or like late 2000s, you know, riddled with And most of the those people were fine with You're stuck watching like, you know Uh the exchange. That's exactly what I uh hoped for. They look painful.

I I hear kids with money only uh Google Billy Joel Street I'm being I Would that screw you up in any ways? So here's here's what finally brought me to this fit of peak. And my kid has all these these Uh three, one, wait, one, three. Alex. Rod Gilbert, James A. Album View? Just the way we should all go through life. Like if there's literally tabs, there are two buttons. So sorry guys, when I'm looking at I don't know if this is shareable, but Alex has shared with me here. No, I'm sorry. No, it's just my go- Talk about my goiter. Goiter? And I I would love to hear about it. Oh, that's an old one. We'll put it in the dock! That could have been part of the scene. Yes. Isn't he funny? No, it's oh I'm gonna go to Google clicking and I'm typing G-O-I-T-E-R.

What? Look at this person. Oh, I see you're making a remark about a Napoleon complex. I'm your main boy, your B-boy, on the spot So that that whole time that I saw your manual red mute button on, that was me muting you I've I've got the Wells because you ruined everything with woke. You can always change the topic to this or that, but like This is discount Patrick Bateman. I still get that in some apps. Josh Mindhunter And then and so I heard, I asked what what is and I think I might be Lester Freeman. Oh that I know many things. Did you get those pictures of Jenny Ogator? There was a leak of his penis. That's the name of my ego trip. Uh that's better for it. All the names of the buildings are named after people who worked at Disney Talk please.

Expand. You know, he kinda looks like um he kinda looks like um Not because of the boobs. Cynthia Nixon's on that as well. And and and and Barry uh Barry Irel Irish. I'm not using the beta. I gotta change. I can get a calendar, I can get a team chat. Here's the basic problem. Tidal! It's the real housewives. Do you know who I'm talking about? You know Stuart Lee's ex, the girl in the black, the woman in the black hat. I just added him to my list today. No. They No, no, it's the on screen thing when you're in this little jag Did you did were you able to get that video? Yeah, Syracuse, I just fucking looked it up. And again, I I every time I mentioned Where's my Belle? Oh my god, is Netflix gonna introduce The uh just seeing I just sent you a few screenshots of my But the but it's I think it does not We got three weather channels.

And and Greg goes, all right, you you may ask me one question. Uh yes. Uh and that's a cool observation. Um Yes, I've seen the lobster. Oh, I misheard that. I don't wear it, but I And uh ordered list bullet point number two And then you can talk as much as you want. Somebody will put this in notes I am Alex, you need to reset. Is he British? I don't need that assurance, but thank you. I logged in and I logged in through Apple. And not just a way to fuck with people and screw them up and try to steal their identity. Did you watch that one? Like that was my oh my. And uh he's the one who suggested that they crucify the child that was found in the house that she was selling. Okay, listen. I mentioned uh wait, Michael Cain is Two actors earlier.

Um but it's the the way I have AI? So I'm doing what you guys want. But of course Nancy, who's always projecting The two of us shacking up. I care, I care, I cared. Uh wasn't Gotta eat more. I mean somebody took a crack at that a million years ago with Roderick on the line. But the the main thing to know is even Netflix, even HBO Every single one of them. So Um they live in Hackney, wherever that is. You see, did you sat it? I love that word. He's the companion. No Please, please can have a chance. You know Sean Spicer has a TV show? Do you ever watch on YouTube And like I got the original Christmas card. That guy turns out to be gay. Because it's extraordinary. Well it's because AI bad. And then can we ding out?

Uh but I let me include my but Mm-hmm. America's roast beef, yes, sir. And this is You know what? I'm gonna drop this in instead of Philip in his underpants, I'm gonna just start dropping this one in. Did you learn anything about yourself? You're getting more quiet every minute. Because you're there for the stuff. That's amazing. Is number two is uh uh Conan O'Brien needs a friend. What was that? It's got more of that kind of feel. Isn't he just very, very funny? It was pretty fun. Do you remember the phrase? Location, pop-ups, yes please. And speaking of Kurt Vonnegut, Hey Todd. That's not a tone. No. Unintentional noise, because here's the problem Like I I wish there were more filtering options just because there's so much stuff, but for the money.

I know you know that because you heard me cry about it. On my behalf or on our behalf. Twenty-five. When I pull up Survivor, I I'll I will take the time to drop this in. J The They're gonna lose their jobs You can't do it because of sight lines, because of curves, and because of music and sound. Mm-hmm. Uh did uh did you open my no-sh well that's a challenge, right? I don't know why that's so fucking funny to me. Well, 'cause we have two other weather things. This is a a man I treasure and love, partly because he was tough on me He's got two beautiful kids now with Angela. He um It's really hard to s search. Oh That's a good one. Caster. I just need you to say more than that. Oh my God, where'd all the water go?

Not because Everyday carry No. Like a poor nerd. Have you ever seen a goiter? Minority report? Man. Explain. The basic problem is that And in this case you define certain kinds of ad unit sizes. Okay, okay, okay. And there's only 50% left. They get real big, like a hippity hop. And uh no Your th your thinker. And as soon as I pulled it up, I said to Matt, you know what? Yeah. Exactly. But like I was just curious, like It's not it's not the guy, it's not the Disney Vault guy. Like those kinds of like and that's just what that's how they do. So you got Wampatiers FOMAs, grandfalons, and carasses. You know my private apparatus? Headlines. Ew, uh I mean Papa was a drain in Goiter At least I wouldn't recommend it.

Mm-hmm. But um yeah, and I'm trying to try to think about that. And um you you talk about, you know, paid ads. One of them is the weather channel This will definitely affect someone. Palm trees swaying. Uh the I'm not I'm oh I am Do you ever see Tobal Recall? He's the guy they explain stuff to. Oh no you're fine. Or carousel? Oh my shit I still get swirly thing in some apps. For other It but it wasn't Is that his name? God, he uh coined that book the overused phrase This Colin Farrell Colin Farrell, right? Did you ever read that book? I'll bet it's gone the way of. So you're talking about like the I I hadn't seen that in But what was the one in particular? Or if they do Uh I find this. It's not as good as in Bruges, but it gets close.

Sorry, I'm leaving. Thanks, Maddie. Remember when they clock him in a club I But you know what you'd never want and what really feels There's not gonna be any fucking weather. That's you're not uh d And he's a little bit more like ha ha ha like a funny guy. I guess memory uh I do have You'll fix it in post. Um Oh, and you you're probably thinking about this also because of the go away green, right? Oh no, won't that be boring at the top of the show You're very backward looking I I am going to now. No. Are you looking for an anchor so that you can do a uh a a math sum? It's so cute, because we know Prez from the other thing. Yes. Did you sat or unsat that class Um Twenty-five years. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause I'm making a noise? Yes, please. In the back seat on that console I bet they're cutting over South Park has been great I've told you this. Remember that? Um introduced me to Richard Hugo and Robert Lowell, among other things. Why do I remember it's 2012? So like a house ad in my day would be I don't want spoilers. Jack Nicholson Because you're not you're not that great at spelling, right? You can stop now. What's Discount Bateman title? Garns Is that the Hat Man? Well the the third one is MCR. But like you know like a carousel. Closer to office hours, the way office hours feels. Oh Um and I'm tempted to say the kind of thing that The the guy who paints furniture Hit the button on the side until it goes ding.

Uh-huh. This week's challenge I'm I'm trying to keep this somewhat value neutral, but And Alex created Al Alex uh had a foggy notion. Talk about my m Sorry, think thinking challenge. People who take photographs of all their all their loot laid out? She's walking around on stage dressed as a cat. Um I was just mentioning that, you know. Um let's see. Uh I took this as a technical Penis leak. Sean Hannity has a new show. Um can you invite me at Very, very good No, absolutely not You know, the loop that runs in your room. Hmm. They're very busy and they want to get on with their stuff. And now I don't uh th this is when my I suspect that it's not I bought the most I can bought. Um That's what peak oil means, right?

so or whatever That that's that that's that's um And you're like, okay. Maybe you got an ad for Coca-Cola or Mic or Microsoft. So anyway, th there's a lot of issues involved in like Pepper ad starting the great David Naughton. If I wake up in the middle of the night, last night I woke up at three to urinate. Oh wait, so should I look beyond this page you sent? Talking about for ladies' problems for its bias mencies. Hi Angela Oh that's awesome. I have the best new draft action. Um I think that's it. And I Like he sits there and d and twiddles the numbers. You recreated the challenge spreadsheet in Notion. Um I searched for the word weather and three things came up. Barry um Barry Dunkirk's in it too.

Yeah I got my cart full of shirts. Oh, the video I was gonna find is um Oh to come uh to to me, my Disneyman. It's called Logan's Run. It's just like Star Trek. Because it was definitely an Olympic year. All right, I'm not gonna write this down. Yes, yes. I somebody did a media wiki about that, but like There are I I think there are four I did. That's so good. It says that there's Because I'm always trying to think about like Hello, Belle. Hang on. It could be a wood turning video. It doesn't Anyway, um He just he had a way Moiter. Could you um could you just say what it is you want to say? And Pluto is pretty crazy. Flick a flicker. And the thing that nobody Bravo. It's just I I just adjusted I did.

I was saying, you know, Matt Smith. Yes. Okay. I don't care about titles. I don't understand what you're doing. You're pissing in a bag. Are there other things I should look at here? One of the remarks Yeah. And I think that they're And Do it again. com. So raw transcript