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I This could be the whole show. Uh true. Like Salminio, he'd been in Rebel Without a Cause. And mushrooms are promising. And it crisps up real good. I don't know, the more cheese there is, the more y mm my tummy'll hurt afterwards. And I already uh grew a plant. Yeah. I've got the one in the back left, like by the post thing, the tall green one, is uh mint. It'll be in nodes. I'm a goose team. He'll come true in your dreams and exercise his wily ways. Oh my god. Woody Allen. 'Cause disappointment is your kink. I don't mean making whoopee. Because I can do that. I haven't done a deep dive on this, but I I am interested. But yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're I think we're at like uh what eighty-seven percent Merlin?

Who's the guy Guido Marinara? He's the he he's the guy at the bridge at the red wedding, you know, with the daughters. Yes. It's a big oh goddammit. It's What would you prefer that I do? Can't a bird just be in a garage and have it not be a nuisance? Uh uh maybe it's because I've gotten too into Corvids. Just that it's in an area it shouldn't be in, right? Filter view, for example, uh if it contains anything in the recorded column, don't show me because that means it's a challenge we already did, you know. sometimes. three times a day. No, no, no. PPBJs. that I'm gonna raise it. things. Uh because there's it touches on so much stuff that like I we're like before even getting into like the whole vagal nerve shit and all that, but like all the stuff of like, well it makes sense.

It's really weird. The good. Very interesting. This week's challenge, have a lightning round. I'm well. And uh was it before or after JFK? Just sitting there. Marilyn Monroe. You read my book, you mean? and then posted about it on the internet and said, I uh something like, I have no idea why I wrote this. this. think piece remarch. slash join. They've got a whole country. uh that coun country by we suppose I mean uh Americans and uh i I I it it's so weird. And he talks about like how you rise up, you know, through the through the thing. But he w he was a nice guy. Um no oh no, I am very familiar with bullies, but not familiar with like eight year old boy bullies. God, I wish Elliot Kalen listened to this show.

who is the singer of the Ronettes. It's not even I mean it's one of those combovers, it's a fuck you comb over title. Well you like Python so much, why don't you go out and make a virtual geron? Wha s since when? For Bounty Python and not uh I literally thought it was named for a Speaking of the Crown, I learned today that Emma Corn is a day. And I think she's a wonderful actor. Interesting. you but it will be in in notes. The Crown Estate includes much of the UK's seabed and around half of the foreshore, meaning the land between high and low watermarks. But like now we're entering an area where people are allowed to drink and they would serve drinks based on like knowing what part of the country they were over.

Uh though this is less relevant today. Don't you think they all could be like a harbinger or something? you participate in. Yeah. And you said that that hilarious thing that I should save it for the show. a pretty good name for this. Uh third column that was recorded, that episode was recorded on 7 20 2022. You know, have some fun with it, some of them. Uh uh I die, I suppose. 'Cause I ended up doing some stuff, uh some stuff here at the office before I went home and I was like, I was gonna order like a delivery dinner and then I was like, No, it's too late and I don't wanna spend the money. And I was like, you know, but I we do need stuff from Instacart anyway. I already had the yellow mustard that I love at home.

It was close enough for government work. from what I can tell. Uh I'm trying to think of other stuff that's great in it. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, the nineties was such a golden age for bullshit like this, whether it's, you know, all the fitness devices that nobody used or like but also stuff like the George Foreman grill, which was the design of that thing was so poor. Take breakfast on the run like you like to do. they I know this I want to say azaleas but the the my my flowers are sprouting um uh I've got a whole bunch of marigolds starting to happen whose shade I adapted. 'Cause things are going crazy. Do you see a brown thing in another brown thing? plant food I learned. things. I come home from pruning my little guys at the office.

Isn't that kind of nice? Um and then like there's a little on the cheapy one on the left, there's like a little light system and it'll let you know if the water level's too low. Pacific Ocean, which means we get some pretty good light in the afternoon, but not not a ton, a ton. Um, so why did I do that? So, but I like how it feeds into it. Sitting uh see now I just want to talk about plants because I love it. And it's like, well, no, you can keep asking questions and keep refining that. But if you you will never learn what those questions are because you don't know enough to know what you don't know or and are curious about picking that stuff up. misapprehensions about ChatGPT. And say like, you know, will I will I meet and marry a handsome man named Bruce?

Oh, no, no, no. be like I okay, if if you have more enthusiasm, maybe you can get more people interested and excited. Just to uh sit less funny, uh like you know, less like the Lisa Simpson chair. It's probably seems kind of unusual. n it's described as like a Jesus of uh Nazareth, not a Jesus of the Bible. Ca cool and s especially like um the the idea of like oh you know uh Jesus of Nazareth Uh oh, you've sent me anyway, yeah. Index it looks like something that's been 3D printed, but Me? That sounds like one of those like one you one of the like don't throw me in the briar patch things. Have you noticed that? I'm not up on that particular trade. I'm Jaron Lanier. because I'm terrified of him and I never want anyone yes, I never want anyone I know to get a phone call from him.

Tell me some people where you're just you're ready to just swing wildly at them just because you've got a strong take and you know they can't touch you. Hello, I'm Mr. Right. Like Nazareth said. Yeah, I remember that. uh or as you call it the left page, the back of a page. You know what actually that is? If anyone from Teen Vogue is listening, I am a fan of their You're a fan of that one woman who wrote there ten years ago. Mm oh m maybe? But we um but we recorded an episode, a very special episode of Reconcilable Differences last night where you were nominally What are you talking about? talked about that might have been in the dock that I I would uh I I hope that they kind of push it up on their list.

She's she likes topping society and I don't have time to argue with people. The Queen owned. month. The annual event called Swan Upping involves the counting and marking of the swans on the River Thames. Quite as, but like close. Uh yeah. Uh Dolly Cox. I have a bunch of uh cocks otherwise known as penises. personally. The the bus like which would you like? because there was a remake in the 90s, of course. And then she actually met Frankie Lyman from Frankie Lyman and the Teenagers late in their career before he died of heroin. Ooh, ew. D wasn't it difficult to die of uh heroin because you had to do a lot more back then. Uh how I like a positive. Yeah, uh she m I think she's from around here. No, people I'm sure there's a big crossover between Merlin Mann fans and Jenny Nicholson fans.

There's some gay bones for Chewy. Well, this is a value-laden question, but what are some other surprising things, what's the phrase they used, that are considered the property of the crown? You load it up, you log in, and then it it for a lot for a few days anyway, it was like, nah, sorry, you don't have this. I I don't know. Oh, hmm, sexy. It's a lot. That's interesting. Uh I mean uh snow falls off of all of buildings. That's an interesting adjective to use. So's your mom. Um garage barrage, that's a sing song where I'm um I don't know. Uh this is going to happen again. Yep, that's the ring I have for my doctor. This is a fine why am I so giggly today? Oh actually I'm putting Python on my hands so I didn't have time to Python Arma And so you but y and then you you act like you did the challenge but you didn't.

And my brain chemistry just beats the fucking shit out of my brain all day long. Yes, I I agree. Very opaque. But like there are things that confound me a little bit. I I uh my understanding of it was uh hey, wouldn't it be funny if we went through this originally, I was thinking, we go through this together. I mean like are are we doing are we doing a bit or are we talking about fun with that? 'Cause I have a clock and I use it. Put some in here. It it's okay. Yeah. Yeah, what's the difference between a little oven and an air fryer? But you know, it's got a little bastic in it, and then you I spray a little bit of canola, you know, Pam on the Bastic and then on the food. Oh. 350 degree style oven, not the range.

like these these things. that I like. This is really boring. I uh cause I think that the Yeah, you should do that. And so I will send you this makes me happy. Yeah, yeah. I have uh an aerden. And you'll see where I've got a marigold starting to bloom. that work with that same sort of form factor. things. Uh I got grow lights here. It's hard to see, but the one with the never mind, it's hard to explain. Yeah. just to I'm I I'm not I don't mean to talk down to anybody, but like if you saw photos of these, you would go, Oh, that's cool. Anyway, I did grow plants and I love it and it does now you you get right like how I'm an idiot and was able to do this and why it makes me happy and I just go and sit there.

For the fancy one, the one on the right. And there is a thing for to remind you to put in plant food every couple weeks. So it's just kind of a pain that like if you wanted it to turn on at three in the morning, you'd have to be there one time to reboot it at three in the morning. Plant growing because it's a few years. And she's like, you water everything too much. You know, and we've got some plants. You start out simple as in not just easy, but simple as in not complex. There's just I like I I it's one thing where like I I I'm not that interested in learning bottom-up fundamental stuff like all the way down to like Like little two leaves here and then two leaves there. And to stop being a, you know, a a a horticultural murderer.

like bamboo printers. Because what if what if it turned out that you didn't actually know everything you think you know? That's a valuable part of education is learning that there may not be that many stupid questions, but there are questions that that you oughtn't need to ask at a certain level. And it's like, well, it's not 1986 anymore. uh w w you know whether or not one is an enthusiast, I I don't know if we're gonna have a big impact on fuck all. That to me is the really caustic thing. And that encourages me to not be doing everything else, which is generally not great for my body or my mind. On the front around me, like around my chest, so if I leaned forward, I'd be like, oh it's kind of a functional binder.

That's uh the the uh chairseer. Wait, I wouldn't have to do that. This is an easy, easy, quick one. A It's uh it's five hundred and two K. Okay. uh like actually trying to turn it into sentences. Very wild. Find it. Uh we've had TK Bible in here as well forever. Yeah. Oldie but a goodie. Yeah yep, yep. uh like something happened environmentally where uh the the let's say like the the uh another vagus nerve uh appeared and uh women were able to get an adaptation Yep. had uh the looming fear of I can die at any time. Oh, I'm wrong. But sort of like it's like really, what are we afraid of? It's a very interesting book where a bunch of scholars of different kinds went through the four canonical books of the gospel and um and went through and and you know, like a s sort of like a red letter version of the Bible, if you people ever had those.

Um and of course they aren't all the same in all of them and of course, of course, of course, but this group of people, including historians, geographers, like anthropologists, you name it, all got together and assigned a score of one to four for each thing that's been tribute attributed to Jesus, all the way from Um, maybe half the size of an index card, maybe about an inch by four inches. Right. Was he a Monroe fan? Headspace. I assume. What are you gonna do? The the Yahtzee guy? I think so. I'm also defining the future. Oh you misspoke. And you know, you didn't get to pick that, and maybe you want to change it later. Oh, sister they. I think that you should not do that to a child. I I was waiting.

month. the guest of John Syracusa and me. People who hear that episode people who hear that episode will have supported you in some way, and they don't know who Alex Cox is, and I and uh not know who Alex Cox is, which is fine. Never. the bottom. fucking uh uh this this tradition do over there also the crown is uh and this is so interesting because it's like it's like religion teacher and uh the and the pastor of our who is also a priest. Well you didn't I mean there's that but yeah anyways um yeah I don't know um Oh wow it's really hard was it tricks tricksy And uh it could solve a lot of a lot of problems. You know, both were on my list. Yeah. Scotland, which one? Which is that my wife and she was I I really appreciate my wife's candor and certainty about this.

Then he followed out about it. And uh The little rascals cinematic universe. You know that song? Oh. that he is wearing in court. You get a quarter quarter quarter heroin. Princess. Every every I know. Um we recorded and that was fun. And a gi I'm looking at a gigantic porg right now. Oh, there's the D and G Anyway, it's a cool app. Uh treasure trove. Yeah. Um what is the pussy building? do this morning? Birds' eyes freak me out more every few months, but I'm kind of delighted by birds too. Oh, I will I wish. Ooh. It's it's no one told you life was gonna be that way. Okay. I it it's a deep. It's it's part of the Agile Ornithology series. 24 sets. So by the time we finish doing this uh program and and I I mean I enjoyed doing this program very much and then we do the after show like by the end like I'm kind of like oh I'm usually like pretty Which makes me think I'm pretty lazy about it.

So like line 803, uh line okay, so line 802, Merlin had the idea for a challenge to set a small intentionality. Short of adding like a serial number. There are traps. Because like I I and I get this. 842, smell yourself. Uh TKTK generative AI. Wait, use Mac Ventura. No, we store our bread in a very, very hot area. If something has to be a little bit more than a little bit of a couple of things, you can't do it. I uh then I I do a little bit of Pam, but mostly I put a little bit of uh butter on it. And the key is like so it's it's blasting 400 degree air and it's got a fan, so it's circulating it. Well the reason I want to focus on the bread is because I I would not eat the the rest. I would eat a che I eat a ch uh a grilled cheese if there's only one type of cheese, but most places, you know, they add a bunch of because it's too m it's too much flavor and then it also It's um you know I mean for if you're baking stuff in the big oven, it's just not very good.

Like he counts right now he's counting macros and and stuff, so it'll be like some sort of meat with some soy. just I mean like the the the the bit with um the Bluth family and the corn baller, it's it was basically like that for me, like using the George Foreman grill. Something. the roly to occasionally uh make eggs. Going from seeds to plants and I love them very much. Here's one from I want to say maybe March. That is a uh not a pansy, is it an azalea? And it ch uh every few hours it automatically like circulates the water. Just so you know, that's the lampshade. Right. It's crazy. From which I've already harvested admittedly a pretty small amount, but that giant thing, that's like a let that's la that's a lettuce.

You can probably recognize the dill, the sort of like fine one that's a little bit leggy. Um foreground all the way up toward the front. kill them as quickly as well. Like she took a really good class in composting, like a six or eight week class about how about, you know, the ecosystem and composting and stuff. about the way that an interest in one thing feeds into an interest in another thing and the way you learn from not from your mistakes necessarily, but you learn. Okay, do your lightning, go fast, make it amusing for people. And it has benefits. I don't want to build my own PC. I find that very valuable. What should I be asking you? And I'm not even going to make a cute pun about that.

I uh hope that if I and like you said about A VP last night also. So like, I mean, I I you know, I'm not sure that the adjustment is just to chatter at smarter people. into into spreadsheets that will let me analyze which is the most efficient of these models to print because of the volume of silica beads that it can handle given the minutes of printing time. put I bring my shoulders up to basically my ears and then slouch and I become a like quasi-modo-like figure just from uh I I actually put a hoodie around the back of my chair and then No shocks, but I did kind of tie myself up. that seems to be helping and the thing that I can control more and I'm more aware of because I I just get excited and I l I lean forward, l lean in as Sure.

phone for the case. You can be the pan or the butter, but you can't be both. We haven't come up with the name yet, TK Bibles. never had heard the story of like Lot or Sodom and and Gomorrah in just trying to like um really he wouldn't have studied that in Temple? shock people like they could just have lightning come out of their bodies and that's the and th that's the premise of the book and the fallout that would happen from the user they just go around shocking people? it's kind of set in a way it's ver it's very free of uh y you think yeah. you know, the the s but it's i but it's in the woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. are the activities that billionaires do that are rooted in the fears of the Bible, like what the the past apocalyptic.

around like, you know, Y2K. He apt if there was a living Jesus, like he there's a very, very good chance that dude said this all the way down to no fucking way did Jesus say this. Kind of. Reverse knolling. God Oh no I've got magnets I've got magnets on my ballot doesn't work But you could actually send a catfish to a middle-aged man. Like mag uh magical Daniel, is that the adventure time character? Who's the one that rhymes? Now that was just straight up that was straight up Frank. Press one. Well what's that? the Vatican, the papal see, you know, all the different, you know, things. It's like um fly away home here. The uh the eighteen thirties? Um you have you have uh I think Spanky and Alfalfa were sort of the alphas.

Uh you got Darla, the girl. It's called Why Do Fools Fall in Love and it's considered a classic song. You know Phil Specter is, yes? You do. That that's a call a callback, as they say in the end. Yeah. Of land. There were ways that and they even on the show said this sounds kind of far-fetched, but but the uh the airline hostess people would use Sky Maritime uh there would be like Skylaw and you could, you know have doobies up there if you Skylaw Chicago We've been getting a lot of finches. Or a garage door, you know, the mechanism that pulls open the garage door. the birds movie, the the short Pixar movie, and I I don't know. like you are. Oh, have you 3D printed anything for a bird? Um no, am like.

Um uh well the doctors I I you before didn't have insurance. Challenge for me. And uh last let me see what the last one was. uh abstract and uh and then we we we got this here because if it's in the dock you know you could always do it you know what I mean? Gamble. Which is ham, two kinds of cheese, tapanade. So I guess an uncured sliced ham. Mm-hmm. uh I forget what diet he's on right now, but it's kind of one of those that like it sounds like a tech row would would be on. your clothes, he changes out his uh That's very interesting. If I need to go somewhere quickly, yeah. Do you have any lightning fast challenges? And then, and I like to just go and I sit there sometimes in the morning, sometimes at night, I just go and I and I just sit there and I look at the baby plants and I look at them and they make me happy.

You also see a 3D printed lamp back there. Fast and flashy. Like that that's why the leaves are like that, because you water it too much. So yeah, like a $150 thing for putting plants in, I'll take it. You know, I don't I don't need to know the the the nitty-gritty guts of this stuff, but when I see things like the way a plant blooms, I go, oh, this is one of those plants that blooms in sets of two. It's I could talk about it all day. um I can always backfill on information as I go and learn what I need to learn and to to t in order to know what I need what I will need to know. it I just was trying to scrape uh sites for things and I was like hey ple please help me with with this and there's some scrapers inside GP ChatGPT the the the the at least in my own my own mind the chattering in my head it's much more harmful than helpful to me and other people Do do uh do a thing.

uh circulation that helps with headaches and neck pain pain. just wanted to f tr try to sit up straighter mostly because uh uh m like that's supposed to help Angle, so I'm sort of a still of like odd triangle, but sitting in an acute angle is a very very funny image. It doesn't matter. are lower than uh they were before. I don't know, isn't that something? And so I did the same thing, but with Pika. Oh, like you're right uh right after you wake up sort of. Okay. The slide on boom. Lady from the moist water bottle controversy, Eagle Nest now privately operated? Envelopes are paper clothes for paper behind the scenes with Armin Tanzarian. Behind the scenes, and this is a title because it's the name of a show featuring Seymour Skinner using his real name.

was like, all right, let's try to figure out like who this guy was as a person and who he was as a historical figure. Which is uh which makes me want to know who did it. point of that is that Naomi uh Alderman wrote in another book called The Future Shocking. V what what's But but aren't aren't you aren't you a little bit curious about which which challenge it is? Did I just come into a haunted house? You'll have sloppy seconds with T, Jared Lanier. I just said that she's an interesting person. How'd how'd your hair get like that, Jaron? Sh the I would be fine with people saying, yeah, well it figures you would say that. Steal this look. So I just asked you some questions that uh You're prepared.

of a specific church as in building. I guess the priests still have a grip. I could feel it happening as soon as I said the rascals. You want to wave your arms around and have the Python do what you want. If John Syracuse listened to this show, he might think that's probably not. Young people. Was finding commonalities between actors who had been on Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, uh, and there was another one too. I'm uh You need to be somewhere? Because I would know better than you. how open AI's software works now. Oh, oh. Yeah this bird is It flew in the garage twice. Earlier in the lifetime of a given episode cycle? And we have enough of these and it's been long enough and I'm old enough that I just forget that a lot of these exist.

It's hard for me to know. And uh and then you can you can crunch that up a little bit. Anything. He uh likes to eat a lot of uh I mean he'll he'll go through phases that right now. I love our instant pot. And uh and if I do it in the morning, I also get a free dose of uh of sunlight. Uh other one. that has a fairly unlimited ceiling to it and a pretty dependable floor. I I'm more than happy to have machines take care of the part that I'm not great at. Uh about um mmm Yes it is. It was certainty is a blight title. Yeah, that's why I'm sad and not mad. Initially to try out one of those electronic dinguses that would shock you if you Yeah, yeah, I do not have an electronic uh I think it's got a funny name.

I don't know, I d I get tense and stressed and then I uh look like I talk to my little gargoyles and everyone has a laugh. I didn't I just saw it everywhere. turn them into sentences that make sense. Um this is just stupid, but it makes me happy. I was gonna say I also, well I have a gifted copy f that previously was a stolen. Um and yeah, just the Old Testament is it started with Nazareth and then God the Old Testament's uh we gotta do some Bible challenges. What is uh anyway, a TK'd Bible. There turns out big interesting book. This, you know, kind of filament versus that kind of filament. person and she, you know, is photographed reading lots of large books. But not a good one. Bop. Oh, you like that, don't you?

And I think I'm being uh I guess I'm not sure. I yeah, I uh I don't enjoy names that sound like uh a typo, I suppose. I'm trying to but like there's lots of things in my omnibus project to become a better person. I left out the second most important part. Uh I th I thought so. Owning unmarked swans. You're like twelve or thirteen at that age? These are all very good names. Oh, I feel like I got close. You know it's a funny thing, life. I'm sure someone finds this funny and I don't know. Yes. And uh I'm interested in birds on wires. I and our and our core you can see how I wrapped it around the the infrastructure so that it would give it more tensile strength. I I I agree. And uh since the early days of the show, we've uh written down ideas for challenges, like I said before, like some of them like fairly very specific, some of them wildly.

Yeah, just you can probably figure that out. Right. Oh, I s I see what you're you're uh doing. But it's great for lots of things, including quote unquote fried food. The uh well he does he he goes through cycles like seasonal like like changing out They're great. Um so in in this last third one that's set up you see the ones that are identifiable. It basically turns on in the evening, so it gets a small amount of western light. It's I being able to I'm I I I like what I said last night. That's uh that feels like magic to me, and it's all because of my fucking brain taking those disparate pieces and putting it together. But uh because my back i is pretty straight and more importantly, my shoulders are uh But uh this one was what is hang on, just give me a sec real quick, and I'll just it's easier to just pull this up in Pika.

Ah d did you just say sound effects please for all of these? this book called Zealot that I had been putting off r reading and it's about g the And with JC, I think it goes uh, you know, it's a similar kind of thing. Of uh twenty-five dollars. It it it's uh m way more rooted in r reality, kind of like Silicon Valley, current day Silicon Valley, and it's uh it's like, okay, what sort of Cross-cultural oh yeah. Uh uh. It's also funny because it was kind of pre-Goldbloom becoming a meme type of guy. Thank you. Feel like I'm in a trap right now, but I don't know how to get I'm just like coming. It's a form of affection. Well it's confusing with Kate too. But Margaret is also Margaret is some ver you get some very good nicknames out of Margaret.

I don't know. I thought he was wonderful. He's filch he's filch in uh in the and uh he's he's also wonderful in hot fuzz. They native to Skywalker Island. landmarks to know whether or not the plane was over a if you like a dry or wet area. Oh that's not funny. lightning a bull, or at least not one side. That's why I'm saying you have to have fun with it. All right. I took my time. I do puns, you rhyme. Yes. Oh. So what you'll see here is on the right side you'll see there's like a nine pod arrow garden. So so you're getting a feel for this. Because um at least to get it started here so I don't take up any more space at the house. You don't have a lot of flexibility with like programming it. you uh n you know, this we've broken from the challenge, as is almost tradition.

There there's what? Um frustrated, not not angry because I've got to be a little bit more. Um, you know, because believe it or not, sometimes my dreams are are really are are just kind of like slightly like kind of like fragmentary. So then like and if you got different kinds of filament, it's really nice to if you all print them out the same way now you'll know like, oh, which one is that gray that's the gray that I like? Oh no! You w you wanna jack into my Apple Talk network? You, I think somewhat infamously now wrote Jeff Goldblum in a notebook one day. I got voices for all of them. Oh sh is uh is Kathy a royal watcher? No. Um I'm trying to think of other people who've died of heroin. Tell me why.

Oh god. That's gonna be attractive news an attractive nuisance for snow accumulation. No. That's the challenge. of uh no, just just recording earlier in the day. I'm looking at this thing and it's mine's a ninja. uh that's his MO. Oh I can't urban. It was like a shade tree. You know those words I used. I know. You talk to Answer Man again? But um yeah, she got bull she was slightly bullied by a Liz in middle school. I mean like you know what I mean? Oh I was just gonna ask. I've I have to So what what is it? Yeah, that's actually really good. Yeah, I don't know. How are you? Ooh, how are you doing? What what um what what what will they what will they have agreed? Be a great porn prop? I use ChatGPT for a lot of things.

What what do you want to call it? Oh, did you go and revisit some of the Well the problem is okay so I'm dumb. No. My bread lives in the fridge. You're very playful. See? All right, there you go. I've got a ni I've got the basic ass, I think, Ninja Air Fryer. Pretty cool though, right? I'm just riffing. Um I revisited a challenge um from a while back. Uh oh god, the same noise. And so that's a lady sleeping on a couch, Nickel. Fascinating in ways that like I will bet. In fact I tried to na I tried to choose Elizabeth and they told me I was not allowed to and Who told you that? You're talking about the Nokia phone game snake? Princess? Oh, here it is. Right, because those have uh common law goose.

It was more of like, have you have you like really like looked into it? Then I I think uh have uh a light no how about lightning rounds it could all just be regular like sentence case I have no idea what they mean, but yours are almost always uniformly very weird. Hi. you just I just kinda jump in and like you know the Python that I apparently love so much it wa it was And you can always add more. Well that's I I still sit funny. Let me find this one. I think I think um I think that sounds great. Um I don't know that's gross. I respect Ronan Faroe's uh decision to call Woody Allen his father. Go for Jaron. But with her, I just, you know, fully show my belly and go go to town, Mrs. Oh, I would believe that.

In the sacristy would be pretty name for a girl. Like a Nelson from The Simpsons kind of thing. You sell your stuff. But no, I I wrote that in the document as you probably saw. You might be thinking of crows. Well it's the same thing. No? And marigolds. What is a raised uh what is a raised bed? What what was this? What Alice is looking at, yeah, yeah, you got it. Um, I am feeling very positive. I don't know the w I don't know what that is. Uh name your third favorite Teen Vogue article from the last four years. Uh i is it a bible name? The rascals talking about the little rascals also known as our gang? I have a I have an operating hypothesis on why fools fall in love. Nobody else could have done it or would have done it in the same way.

But here's oh my gosh. Oh okay. Mmm. Question Man. I understand. My my hot take is that it's the circle around Jeff Goldblum is everything right now. What you mean we Kimasabi? This is not very lightning. Lightning, what's your first do you think? And you say you you talk about traps and the things that you're worried about and concerned about. I got a butt ton. Um, but that's this is all hydroponic. Hello. Well what's a mind space? Throw a grave at me? I think I I think I don't I think I d I get confused about Choose Goose and Magic Daniel. They do they do. Why do birds sing so gay? Okay. Do you know that about Python? Um so yeah, we can do whatever you want. I I would have to stop printing on something that I've been printing for three hours because I'm not sure if somebody's going to be here for a podcast.

That's oh, that's a lot of flavor. Um no, so that's great though. What does Matt eat the same way? It it makes a wonderful little song. Sorry, Naomi Naomi Alderman. Then why would I uh no why would I ask a follow-up immediately after asking how you are and you respond in a way that isn't just good. Happy birthday, Mr. My name's Tevin. I don't I don't even mean the Goldbergs, that show with uh with Bill Ponderosa. Or Belle, maybe Bell. He was a lot like the he kind of looked like the Incredible Hulk. Oh. Yeah, I'm not sure. Does your spouse need? We've got a wonderful from the past challenge. Um, but air fryer might might be in your wheelhouse. 3. Do you uh Vertical nonstick easy quick egg cooker?

Now this is after I removed the tomato plant. Isn't that a nice area? I know. Sometimes you just do you do you f do you notice that you sometimes ask questions compulsively even though you're not you start asking a question that you don't really are not actually interested in, it seems like you just ask questions. I wish he talked like that. It'll be fascinating. What's uh uh You read my book? Well it was a single you know, I think it was the back s I can find it somewhere here. Prince. The Duchy of Lancaster, the Duchy of Cornwall, Seabed and Foreshore. It's not almost like that at all. There's no sequence of things for Alex. Uh oh. So Madeline's like, you seriously need to repot that. I think it's just like being shocked maybe.

Hurry it to you again. Oh, yeah. Hello! Boop. Everybody knows who you are. You're gonna edit this over the next five to six weeks eventually. Phil Spector's hair findings. And say, how did you get my number? Alex Cox is unstuck in time amongst other things. Line eight forty six. It's not like I wouldn't try to make onion rings from scratch in it, but like for like, you know, frozen tater tots or for I don't know why that one comes to mind, except they are really good. I I cooked steak in there last week. Um, but like honestly, instant pot, air fryer, and then the range top for a lot of stuff, but like This is ex exactly what you want. And one of these little pink guys popped up, isn't that pretty?

All the plants that I've killed. It's like, you know, you can do a lot with them, but you don't have to act like this is like 2015 and I'm gonna go like build my own extruder. That that's one and it's got it's got an upsetting sound that it added. And I like that. Did he fuck Marilyn Monroe with Gerald Linier? You know what? Where have I talked about Python? Who's the guy who invented Python? Dystopian mother groans. You wanna go back to Jerry Lanier? We got a fig tree in our bedroom that's like taking over. You know, that one building where the snow falls off because it's at a weird angle. We get house finches a lot because we put out a feeder. No? I'm tired while I'm sleeping. I told you last night how I I I was I went on a long rant last night about how well integrated my life is.

And then I learn I learn a little bit more. I don't know why I sound so touchy about this, but it's um I don't know, it's really fun to develop a new interest in something. I don't know what it's called. But uh that uh I I'm still sitting uh like kind of in uh at an acute Cheryl Sandberg. What does a phone sex operator sound like? Uh the circle, I gotta say that it's the circle in some ways. In the United Kingdom, all unmarked mute swans in open water are considered the property of the crown with a capital C. Yeah, famous bully Todd Vizier. Oh my god, really? I was gonna say an original uh uh uh the rascal. She sang Be My Baby. He might be wearing like a bolo tie, if memory serves. Yeah, you um uh basically refresh it.

Well you know there's that thing about like how whether or not you like own the area like above your house, that kind of thing. Do a lightning round? That's your secret. Made it in the air fryer. I can recommend the air fryer. That's the titular lampshade. Fine. Here's Jared. That was it. Oh uh I got the receipts I got the receipts on their on their hot takes fam No, T and Vogue. I don't remember. Princess? But um uh I thought I thought she was great on that. And I'm like, Is that that rapper? I brought new ones. We actually talked about this on the program we recorded last night about like the idea of like capturing something into your outboard brain. Exactly. We have that's funny. There's no pun in there.

Because I love having plants around, but I need the training wheels to keep me from killing them. Almost as often as that, we we we talk about how we're tired of being mad about it and aren't going to talk about it anymore. Uh I'm sorry guys, I keep referring to something we've recorded that you can't have heard, I hope. Dream. Yes. It it's like for for what? It dovetails though with your project a little bit. You'll do what I do. Now now the thing is it was a little different in the early 60s. Originally it was Graham Parsons, but he was in the birds for a while, but he's best known for the Flying Burda brothers. I got used to Elizabeth. Zeus? Elizabeth, though, I mean that's but Eliz Elizabeth got next for a a good reason Like even eating a pork it probably just, you know makes them happy.

Historically, any valuable items found hidden with no known owner were considered the property of the crown. Hmm. And I feel dumb that I haven't figured that out. Okay. I mean honestly, Sous-Vide and air frying have both had a big impact on my life. You love to eat eggs outside. It's like a tube? But no no no. It's utterly fascinating to me. Okay, okay. Oh no! You can probably hear my eyeglasses. I was waiting what you was gonna be. Oh, that's a that would be a great porn prop. I'm just saying words. He laughed so hard at that joke. That scene is haunting. He is a wonderful woman. Oh yeah. Like change something in like a text file that's a configuration file, like a setting file. Well to whom?

Yeah, you seem very chill about an animal flying inside a garage. Uh yeah, learn okay. I did it right. I'm gonna this uh this week I'm buying a um oh my god I gotta send you a photo of my fucking tomato plant. There's just you did that with your programming stuff, right? Any other questions? Me. I'm sure he's still here. Oh I don't know. They will sound like Professor Frank or Jaron Linier. Hey dumbass, guess you figured out how to use a phone. Basically if you break the app, it will uh allow you to sign in because that's You're thinking of Corvids. It could become a nuisance. It should be one hour after you were you were unclear. 7 star. But the app sucks. Do you do we've had sitting up straight in here for the longest time and it was This one is um apologizing out of school.

It looks like a lot of things. Love a good Kajul. Oh yes. We're growing as people. Oh, I'm I am excited about the new Jenny Nicholson video about the Star Wars hotel. It makes me think that maybe like a way to uh amend that would be to do it earlier or something. I think because you're s you're you're so so d very, very scattered and disordered in your thinking that I sometimes think that that's what you want to do and you wanna be silly. It's the craziest thing. Get you an air fryer. Technically I have two arrow gardens. This is last night. And so um over the weekend I I took it out and it was like it was like a magician's sleeve, my friend. I am fine. You f you first. You good? Lady Diana. Why if you get the DMG that everybody links to, make sure it's a good one and not a weird one.

Diurnal di diurnal um moisture generator? I'm I I'm af I'm afraid that I'm going to be the one that has to remove the corpse and I don't want I don't want to be there. No. It it it is. Yeah. Like he just every everything every repair every upgrade if you like is is a a punishment decision. That's that's why I It's a funny bit, but like it's kind of weird that like you keep coming back to this fun fun bit about how you only eat Well, it's and like the the okay, so the the downside of this that I thought or hoped or wished or fantasized would be an upside is like there's an app. And then it'll be like, ah, typical questions or typical applications for this, like blah, blah, blah. Oh, I'm sorry I interrupt you.

It's not It's smaller than a floppy disk. It's so interesting. I I think that she is. You have not pressed one. Because that child turns into an adult and then there's someone or adult named Tevin. How can we find receipts? Would you like to talk to on now? I don't know what zonkies make. Of course I did the challenge. Our range sucks too, but our oven is just it's not very efficient. And it's a chance for me to brag a little bit about I've had no, I've had very little to do with the success of this project, but it still makes me very happy. I come home. But like when I'm writing it down, it's frequently like you know, just very, very Oh, do you want to braid my pretty hair? Mortarboard. Hi! What if it's Stanley Tucci and he wants to get you into the Super Soldier program?

Godspeed, you lightning cunt. You're good with computers. No. More and more, yes. I'm like, oh, but I love them and I want them to know that I love them. Don't don't worry though, listeners, even though you can't see it. Naomi uh Naomi Kline and uh uh Is it the crazy one or the good one? She also wrote The Power, which is about uh if women uh suddenly actually if women suddenly uh develop the power to just Yeah, to have a bunch of pox. I think he had a lot of he had a lot of problems and of course there's the whole s like sexuality problem. That's a really that's a a very good idea. But like, you know, this is exciting for me. I mean I I do feel like and boy this is we uh almost as often as we say how annoyed we are with other people's Ah that's good.

She was she was uh she was a very interesting person. Hello, I'm Cyber Jaren. You know what it is? That's Jeff Goldbloom. Close. I have all my stuffed animals and I got my b she's the b she's the she's the she's the Star Wars. Um, I'll send you a photo. Uh perhaps, but it doesn't mean of anything. The challenge this week is to do a lightning round. It's actually quite different from that. Um do one of your do you want me to do yours or want me to do one of mine? And then there's marigolds in that one. Oh, oh, Alex, that brown thing on a stand in the in the middle of the screen, sort of. Oh yeah, uh back right, little skinny boys coming up, three or four skinny boys, those are chives that are growing.

I just I cannot keep a plant alive. And that actually then factors into how you prune basil. I don't I don't want to have to learn everything about the cell structure of plants. Uh go go and play that. There's uh there's also another uh book. It's not just like uh Booga Booger Capitalism, which is obviously the initially the appeal f for me, and there are like some uh twisty things. Hello, how are you? Please nobody please contact. Oh. We talked about things. That's the one that slanted weird because the room is the roof. Why would it be a nuisance? Let's see. All right. Do you feel like you slump? Oh yes. Every one of their albums for like the first six albums was like nobody's ever done anything really quite like this in this way before.

Oh my god! Uh sure. Yes, yes. Mm-hmm. And Elizabeth was my pick. Uh, you know, uh, but uh and then alfalfa, I think he died of a heroin overdose in the late 50s. No no, no. I would know better than you. I don't know why he's calling me, but it's Oh no. That's just my unit test. Thank you. Gamble. What there they're I don't rhyme. Just basic basic ass Frenches, right? So the thing is, and I'll explain why this makes me happy in a minute, but I think this should be enough to at least get you started. It it is. I'm d disappointed not mad. Oh, it's ready. Uh it's it's really cool. Hey, hey Jaron, what what are you wearing? You seem good. He works at Google now, right? And I don't mean the Goldie Hawn movie.

Who fair. That was the nineteen forties. Um well the he will typically like if he's making uh dinner right now, it'll be some weird like It's just more like, you know, yeah, yeah. I um uh sent you just sent me the Jesus seminar that I looked at. No, um answering your question, I'd like to think that your positivity would also put me in a positive mind space. No. No, no, no. You know what? 843, make fire. Grilled cheese! I got uh extra super sharp sharp cheddar slices. I th I thought that was the the lamp, no? I have so much less certainty, and it's made me such a happier, more awkward, but better adjusted person to be less certain about things. I look like a compass that's more in. I just did the thing where I just literally pasted in like things that I've typed to to see to see uh uh see what it would do.

Yeah, that's really, really weird. This is from uh this is from October first, twenty twenty. People don't think about that, but like when you but when you listen when you listen to Rubber Soul and you're like, oh that's a good record, whatever, but yeah, but you understand like How do you want me to be? Remember that hair? What are you talking about? Let me click this here. Anyway, no, no, no, I don't think I've printed anything for the birds. So how did you warm it? Okay, go on. M my family that I despise has gone to sleep. And like if you want that PC, you can get it for probably pretty cheap. Shocking but not surprising. What well I did some things differently this time. Not on Route 51. Yeah.

I'll do it. Uh uh it it's was cool. We have, and this is most of this is bullshit, but 1,026 um lines in this document. That's the worst thing that could happen. I heated the bread first. It was great. And doesn't that become challenging? I'm making them doing these easy ones like you like, just dumb ponds. How could you not like a great product? My bib lettuce is starting to come up a little bit. I think yeah, that's a marigold that's going crazy. There's no yeah, there's there's no evidence that's not the same. Yeah. Just fine. You'll see what I see. Fish Receiver. I don't think I'm I'm really happy with this interaction, Jared. What? The uh in in the early tens, uh he wasn't, you know, in in many memes, kind of like how Shame is in the early tens I did Um, but you ended up kind of interviewing us and I really enjoyed it and I think you did a gr I talked too much as usual, but I really enjoyed it and I think you did a great job.

She preceded me in life and and and uh Regency. Scotland. No, this happened in uh uh ten ninety-three according to uh Wikipedia. So when she goes you know she's singing Be My Baby Please Bye My Baby Oh Oh Oh when she's singing like that, she's deliberately impressionating uh a Frankie Lyman from Frankie Lyman and the Teenager. Salminio, Salminio uh died of heroin. Yes, I wanted to make the snake dance around Patreon and pull all of the Patreon. Little Die. Do you like to keep a journal or something? People are used to listening to the show. Now I take that out. The air fryer and an air fryer cookbook, you'll be GTG. We we um uh you know I I've uh uh been party to a number of fat appliances over the years, including like the real bottom-of-the-barrel stuff.

Notes, notes, notes, find find that sound. Yeah. Hello! Thank you. He didn't know it. This is of the m the just Oh fuck yes. I'm tired all the time. So this the way you are listening this in order, so you uh what the bread, was it cool to begin with? It's great. And it doesn't it doesn't uh throw throw the uh breaker, you know? And I learn that like, oh, you've also been repotting them wrong. I I took a hoodie and put it on the back of my chair and then tied the arms Yeah, that was that annoying book. Jaron's going to come to you in your dreams and he's going to talk about have social media's back. Oh. I think I think it's it's I mean, she was a very interesting, very intelligent, very curious My name is Tevin and I'm an actor and I'm very, very I'm very charismatic.

Mm-hmm. You wouldn't need to hire as many fluffers. Come in early on Saturday. I was talking about how much you love Python. Guido Guido said C tabs. It's yeah. Yep. Love Marilyn. It's actually kind of closer to Carl Van Hoot. I can't stop wearing these shoes. And and the queen, or now the the the king queen, uh also owns all the swans. Who's mar who did Margaret Marry? I I I You ever watch the Bowery Boys? It's not supposed to be funny. All Corvids. You're the one who didn't do the challenge now. Like, I'm not sure what we need to do to have this mark, remember, retain, and apply a sense of when these were added. I don't care a lot, but like it makes it difficult to say, well, just hide, do a sort, do like a That was very good.

I did it, baby. Twenty-five dollars. Oh, the Monroe Doctrine? Oh no, you're thinking more like a like a like a papal hat or like a clansman? I think Jaron J-A-R-O-N is a funny name to me We talked yesterday. You wouldn't know either way. Why does the rain fall from up above? I think to geese it probably means a lot. Along with the Minotaur, it's what it's what guards the labyrinth. No, you type. I mean the runoff uh sort of if the runoff is watching legs, then yes. Just just hot air? A great rice. Oh god. An aerogarden is a hydroponic uh plant growing system that takes a lot of the guesswork out of God, that's so cool. It's such a bad thing. No, no, no, no. Uh there's there's scrapers in ChatGPT you can use also.

Yeah, because like like I there's a small amount of when I say copy editing. It it it's g it's kinda th that, like uh uh it's it's it's not like that. You got it in one. You have said boop. I I can't I can't I can't have that shit on my bad side. It was extremely formative uh to the to Ronnie Bennett, who later became Ronnie Specter. Remember in his in his core photos? The question isn't d are you aware of how much magical thinking So why don't I get the constituents of a really top-notch ham sandwich? Grilled grilled vegetables, great. Well it's eggs to go. Like what's the wor what's the worst that could happen? And uh then I finally printed out a box to to put them all in. Uh I'm doing fine.

It evolved into that. Jaron, what's what's her like? Interesting. King Charles own uh swans in the UK. I they do. I had to choose a confirmation name to officially join the Catholic Church. And he was huge and he was for third grade. You take that home. I follow I follow the sentiments of Star Wars fans very closely. What does DMG stand for, Merlin? It's a bird in my garage. Y'all gonna make me lose my mind. It breaks from the usual style guide in the, you know, in obviously it breaks from the usual style guide. I think all caps, lightning round might be no? Yes, I got a fuck ton of them. Talk down. It's utterly fascinating to me. But the point being that well what I hear is like, why can't this be like the PC that I had in 1986?

It's a smart coffee device and I do own it. Oh f well for sure. However it's your head is more than 45 degrees beyond like your where your waist started. Yes. I didn't have anything else to do. And I wrote Jeff Goldblum on the page. I think she might be from like uh Samateo or something. Oh, there's a way to get the Mac app. Oh look, he sent me something. Oh yes. And that's why I'm not sure. Bink bonk bing bonk bing Rice is ready faster than you think. The tomato plant What happened to the tomato plant? That's where a lot of my frustration comes in because Not Judith Butler. Are you watching did you are you watching the season of Survivor? Where it just says, yeah, it's a comb over, fuck you.

Oh shit. And that uh the bird landed on that and it goes, hmm. That's the thing. Need more caffeine. What I was saying was choosing a challenge could be something we do earlier than two hours after we've started requesting. If there's foods you'd like to try that aren't just fried bread, you could try that too. No, this is at the house. Um what I'm I It's complicated for sure. I In cyberspace all of this will be possible. Mr. Yeah. At that at that point? Um Edward maybe? Yeah. Uh uh or really? Uh I m I actually I was trying to get a script that The one who's dressed up for the Shakespeare play in that wonderful scene. I I think it's and they're both like he's so charming at that point, you know?

Well I like a lot of that show. Not if it's flat. I hate that sound. Uh Merlin, challenge. Then I put it what kind of oil? And um it's just they're they're they're pretty wonderfully idiot proof in a lot of ways. Oh and they've got uh like they plot out their methodology? He's bringing his headgear. Oh no, I can see uh your little pointy hat. Kaji Kajigu. You can make me search Mastodon? No, because because pythons they're they're snakes and th Oh I see. Yeah. And so now it's the show. Um not you, not you, other people. Ding! Anyway, it doesn't matter. Mine plays Mozart. And I like it a lot. It's a flower, but you don't know it yet. This is all all these so I t the tomato plant was just going crazy, like taking over.

Well, I don't care about other people, but for myself, like that's what I'm trying to get I'm trying to get away from this whole like everybody needs to approve of what I like. I don't know why I don't I need to know that. Like I can be assaulted at any any time. Yeah. The printer's haunted! Alex is like oh Jerry Lanier Oh be careful Was he a Monroe? Oh. Are there other are there other podcasts that you host or used to host that you you where you'd like me to be more like that co-host? I didn't know. Lovers await the breakup day. Yeah. It really sucks. Yeah, I uh the Apple uh technology tells me that it is a um barn swallow. It's not supposed to be funny, it's a fact about birds. It did land on this extension cord.

But one of my victories here is I finally got Italian parsley to sprout, which I had a really hard time with until I learned the trick of soaking them. Oh, you know how he talks? Wow, what a life. Okay, Alex, here's the thing. Don't contact me about this. Alexandra Elizabeth Dolly Cox. Uh oh hot. Oh, they sing. I remember he's got some funny like round I should look it up, but he's got a lot of stuff. I am I'm just uh stating the amount of time that we've been recording. Oh, you're making a joke. What? Yeah, yeah. So I'm gonna send you a couple of my dreams in Pika. Oh, that noise. So uh the one of the lady with the weird eyes. Naomi Campbell, I think you're thinking of. You Hello! Now this sounds like Jaron, you sound a little bit like Frank if he were to use a voice machine.

Mo, full circle. I think if you did remember what it was you're turning into a teen vogue We should mention to our listeners that as we record this, I have no idea when anything will ever come out because people just don't put podcasts out anymore. It was always interesting. But it's got uh it's got that lady who made Harry Potter Potter right on his hand I I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well what what do you what what what would freak you out about it? Like tw twice. Because we look our bread to be hot when it's not being used. Oh, now you're What? So any Aero Garden, the idea is okay, you've turned it on and it runs for 15 hours from the time you turned it on and you hit a reset button. I've uh good.

Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Just just like 'cause 'cause they had it coming? Uh you've said Bible I like. That sounds like a VR thing. Andrew, uh or no. I suppose in this case uh they more of a dildo situation. But he wasn't he wasn't excelling academically in third grade. Sure, if that helps. This is but just me being me, is that a problem? Sorry. They they keep talking about ketamine and I'm afraid I'm gonna be put in like a. You brought new ones? Like in something big, maybe a raised bed. I ha killed a succulent. It's lightning round, lightning, lightning, lightning, go fast. And what if there's stuff you didn't know? How would you like me to be, Alex? I don't know. I was like, this is a band and Merlin's gonna name the band members.

It's a factual thing about what drugs do to our country. Uh let's do this then. I really like the Mac app a lot. And I can't take the medicine that helps me with that. But like what's the worst thing that could happen, you know? Yeah. And so I just gotten a new Arrow Garden. That's that the one in front of it a little bit. And I am really fascinated by the hydroponic things, mostly because I think I wouldn't. The easiest plants in the world. This is a question about Jaron Lanier. Have you any questions for the question man? A few easy ones are uh try to make fewer remarks about how people look. Mr. What's your favorite teen Vogue article from this month? There's a good CGP grave video about this.

You wouldn't check Margaret. Before remakes were cool, or or a reboot, we might say Oh, right the porgs. Oh. It's very difficult for me to muster the energy to do anything because I can't take the drugs that make me feel alive. And what will the idea was like uh because you know, I I am I'm tired all the time They just think this is normal, the way that you communicate with people. I made a fucking killer ham and cheese sandwich last night. Um the only kind of janky thing about the cheap one is that Um no, no, it just bums me out because I love having plants around. Ooh, it is downloading. And like the idea being like, well, what if just, you know, mention Yeah. What this is, is all of this is 3D printed.

I think she actually did read them. I uh listen, I now know about the royal family and a lot about Kate Middleton uh against my will. Google Saudi Falcon airplane. I think now that you've had a bird in your garage, twice I hate that sound. Almost like I started this very episode with Oh, it's the lightning route. Uh Matt. So on the right, the gray one, the more gray of the arrows garden. Go go go buy you a gender trouble. That's to say that Jaron Lanier should probably fuck Marilyn Monroe. Um there was one about gaslighting. I think it's similar where, you know, the crown, it's like, you know, obviously I'm sorry I'm talking down to you and our listeners, but the crown is not the same thing as King Charles or King Edward or whatever his name is this Thin client, they call it I love it when you're right.

Like, you know, tater tots in the air fryer. No. As soon as it starts to sprout, like that's all the the greatest thing, right? You can make braids of my braids. I I oh I I I wish. But like I try not to make fun of people's names because they didn't get to pick their names generally. Yeah, you gotta kill a lot of uh oh th there's smoke involved, uh th there's birds, it's a whole thing, not swans. And and when you come across the stuff, you can go out and uh you can caji your Google for it. I don't know what the fuck you do with Python, but why don't you get your Python and make you a virtual geron? Yeah. Anyways, um, but you're doing well. What else is going on in your neck of the woods? Oh and the snow falls off the roof.

There it is. I'm not an ornaclap It's hard to figure out what your tone is. I heated the bread. The different fad diets depending on whether there's leaves on the tree and whatnot. You get these little pods that have seeds already in them, or if you're me, you make your own. I just thought I'd try try it. I know I talked too much, but I really like what I managed to get out talking to you and John last night. You sound happier now. Was uh create your was it Create Your Dreams in Stable Diffusion? I mean you're fine to share it if you want, but uh I don't know where I'd put it. And so it's kind of a speculative fiction sort of thing. Is this the pre-fight? Answer Man, are you still here? I I know what you mean though, with the renaming or not even re like reclaiming of different names, it's Elizabeth was my pick because it was the the it produced the most options for nicknames that I personally liked.

Uh do you have a first I made a really good ham and cheese sandwich. You add plant food every two weeks, etc. All you really need to do, if you want to be really, really dumb about the next one of these that I get, which I will get for the office, is gonna be a pure herb guard. Oh, and difficult difficult to describe and certainly extremely boring to other people, but it matters to me and it's satisfying to me. I mean, there's a lot of things I could do differently. I'll send you a couple so you have a couple on deck. Because there's a similar thing. Uh but uh yeah, but there's so many Is this like s a swatch deck? You like the Rose A 45, you like that? They will have supported We will uh have they will be members of Relay FM It was really nice.

So but but she is very assertive. I wouldn't have known any of this if I hadn't watched The Crown because somewhat famously, you know, we were like no thank you with So, you know. But you know you know okay, but but you know Elizabeth DeBiggy, the actress, yes? She puts up all those notices, you remember? Of what? It's very promising. See? 846, gamble. Only lay eight left in stock. No, you're you're not gonna g give me uh one of the tons. And look at that. So anyway, I d I'm sorry, I went on. Yeah, he he also probably didn't do sermon on the mount. It's a Molskin notebook grid, if I remember. The gold Jeff Goldblum, that part is legitimately funny. Was that a question? You didn't even let me finish.

But Corvids are different than finches and swallows. The doctors I'd go to. It says use Mac Ventura Pet Detective. Then it's it's just a bunch of shit and I eat it. Is it a concern of yours that they'd be able to eat as well, or is it just for you to have a fried bread you can tolerate? I'm sorry, go ahead. I uh don't think you know that I still use Um I uh have been focusing on s I'm I'm uh you I I'm sad. But if some if I I don't like being surprised. Yes. I know I I know. Sorry, I don't think I go to school here yet. I want to know who did Sermon uh on the mount. Uh never went up against Todd Bennett, buddy. You could yeah milk it milk this for all for all milking anything, I mean using It's like hitting the side of the jukebox.

The I mean eventually th it it may be if you build a building at a with a with a forty-five degree angle of glass. And uh and we get a lot of finches. It's I like birds. Actually this already I had a little bit of action already at this point. You planted some but it's hydroponic, meaning there's no soil involved. It's really cool. It's very uh uh pretty. Um I do know that Rona Farrow looks a lot l lot more like Frank Sinatra than he looks like I was thirteen. I like everything in that show but the last season. I don't know. Look at that, look at that, look at that bird though. Yeah, yeah. No, it's not true. How do you heat the bread before? Now this is a a couple weeks later, that same area, and you'll see I you know I'm always experimenting trying different things.

And then one farthest back, uh the parsley that's parsley finally grown. This time I I I I uh rather than I thought it was for the longest time. Uh was he uh what is it Eskimo or uh Inuit brothers with JFK? No matter what he did with it, it was always interesting. Guido Marinara? You can just have a spaceship underwater for years and that would be fine. Like if you live with your goose for long enough, you you can claim them on your taxes. No but Oh oh so we're having fun with it. Ace Ventura Pet Detective. So I I just want some fried bread. Yeah, that's a lot of people. I I didn't sh uh sho uh shock myself, but I have been trying just I think Magic Daniel's the one I don't like. I'm talking I'm talking more here about a different sort of thing.

Well maybe you should talk to someone. I thought, you know, if I'm a super supporter of John and Merlin, what are some things they haven't really yet I have some candelabras I want you to wax. Exactly. You watch Game of Thrones? The app that's on the DMG, there's like a P list thing or something? Okay. Oh, not on the face of it. To me? I'm one of those guys that really likes his air fryer. Because it's a funny joke for a podcast, but Matt needs to go have a w job and work and stuff and have food. Best product. They're what would you do without your without your Raleigh Hans-Free automatic electric vertical nonstick easy quick egg cooker? Oh, I was I was gonna be very embarrassing. And I just go and I sit and I look at the plants.

It's like so crazy. Uh so I'm still in the middle of the side. You can print out these with the standardized size for printing out a sample of a certain kind of filament. They had to change it at Ellis Island. Did you read yours, Jaron? Oh no, it's the Wizard of Oz. He was huge. Now that's Randy from Pee Wee's Playhouse, which is a verse that I love. Oh oh distilled magajenius What do you want to do? I I I was gonna say this is very similar to how I uh use AI type things because Like hey, you know, and I didn't I didn't want to jump in because I had been talking a lot and you and Syracuse had ahead of steam on, but like hey, AVP stuff. Behind the scenes with Armin Tanzarian. Uh I love stuff like that.

I don't know if they're unionized. So Guido said. Oh doesn't he eat a pork? Oh, I didn't mean that, but we can record earlier, sure. That's you're right. Really? And and and then the the Zoltar says, that's kind of a weird question. It's more like, well, you yeah, you do you, you know. Um Oh god, uh that book. Yes. Yeah. Oh, challenge. Oh, whatever you want, I'm cyber. You can make me do that? Look at the Grammy Awards you haven't won. And then you get Debicki. Oh, even sexier. Twice. And that's a pretty high bar too for me to be extra giggly. You've saved it. What are you talking about? Yeah. Envelopes are paper clothes for paper. You would you would actually you couldn't use the internet because it was still a secret at that point.

But look, I'm interested in the distinction between the Pope. Um no, I was Margaret. I like w why would it enter a colour? Oh great. I told you last night I printed a thing for my dishwasher. Yeah, it's I don't know who it is, but I used to have that for somebody I didn't like getting calls from. So the challenge this week is to do a lightning round and the I the notion was that we go through our um our challenge document, which is an Excel or excuse me a um Google Docs uh spreadsheet. Like if that if that leads me to a year from now, having better luck with plants than the previous 57 years of my life, I'll take it. And then I get to focus on the part that I would like to get better at. I've been triggered again!

This is Do By Friday, a weekly challenge podcast with Alex Cox and Merlin Mann. I've come to you through your other computer. I would like to find that because I do reference it sometimes and it would be funny show art if I could find Jeff Goldblum in a circle. I I I thought it was really I thought you did uh like I said, I think you did a great job. Margaret, you get you get Maggie Meg, Peg, which I like a lot, Maggie. Oh, I that the only reason I know any of this is I think it's on Michigan Avenue. Right. Yeah! I'm trying to I'm trying to just I'm trying to just you know match your energy. So it's nice. And then if you have half a fucking brain, you can learn from that. A coffee table book of sleep, audio app as a condiment.

You ever read that book? And she trick she married the king and tricked him into giving away most of his money to a bunch of poor kids. Oh they don't they don't own like tame domestic geese though. TMT. To me, that's not the worst thing that can happen. If the runoff goes up your torso, uh you read a poem by Gregory Corso. She's like, no, you gotta feel it and see like if it needs. There's a specific way you prune basil and like cutting it above where the other little branches are and like I got plenty of time to catch up. Because I asked it for sound effects, please. You have reached 1-900-bone geron! Yes. Uh Google Phil Spector hair. I could I could ask why why are you uh why are you like this, Merlin?

D uh Disk Management Guts. Seven wild geese. Yes. Excellent product. And what if you actually were asking a really stupid question? Yep. Now you do one. Well it's like the Beatles. Where like a red letter version of the New Testament, uh anything that's a quote attributed to Christ is in red. Beep, beep, boop, beep, boop, beep, boop And he was he was a nice enough guy, but you know, he w wasn't the the the brightest bulb. Is that something that uh Star Wars fans get mad about? Um com com uh obsessions? And but it's a it's a horse tranquilizer that we give people. This week's true is true. So first I heat the bread. And even like like like you know, I mean, so like do you eat a lot of rice? Um keep an eye though on the left's lower left.

I'm a big sloucher. Uh any reason? The the the the president, James Monroe? Jiren is fascinated and we'll be connected with you momentarily. So it's I remember it's got really weird color, it's kinda purple. She's like, No, I used to get bullied by a girl named Liz and I personally don't care. I'm very excited. Is that true? Um but like if you change the sorting order, sometimes I'm not always sure like how to get the original order back. Then I put on a little bit of spray, a little bit of butter, browned it up a little bit, took out the bread, I heat up the inerts of the sandwich. It's a very small convection oven, basically. Oh. Now over on the right, shit's going off the fucking hook. Um but yeah, yeah, yeah.

And if something is going wrong, you have fewer things to analyze. And yet here we are. No, I I well I get disappointed with myself, but also try to motivate myself to So that was that one. Probably Barambus. Good for her. She she was a person. Like playful and pixie-like, but with a little bit of Some names, you know I'm trying to grow as a person, right? You're talking about the movie, the movie technology a dolly? Why do they fall in love? Is that his name? Um what are some other Learn a faster way. Um yeah, no, I'd be telling I so I have a few ideas uh prepared, but I want to s uh we'll go anywhere you want, start wherever you want. Oh, it's amazed balls. It's not very good. From the past challenge.

How would you sing it? You use that to make eggs still. You like that better? Who doesn't? That was not a big enough plant. Um, and so far so good. Um Or Isabel Campbell, the cellist from uh uh Bell and Sebastian. We I would come back to TK Bible. Are we going right into it? Okay, so my station is running on Debian and uh I'm I'm conducting several calls right now. Uh let's see, the tradition dates back to the twelfth century and today the queen, now the king as of twenty twenty three, technically owns these swans. Have you looked into the amount of magical thinking that you do? Come on, messages. So that window you see faces the And like she knows she's a plant person. It doesn't really matter.

Th God, this is boring. Oh. Dang. You didn't even let me finish. Always like what? And a bird coming into, and so that's the extension cord that goes to our garage door opener. This bird looks like it is 14% of those birds just got laid off. Uh I I don't know. I just want to know how the bread is. It's not very strong, it's not very accurate, it's not very anything. So I'm getting a raised bed uh for for the office. It's so big, giant, giant. Yeah, yeah, and I didn't I didn't know that, but um I I like to ask it uh And it's got little sticky pads. That's that would that ended up being the thing. Um actually it seems okay, we just skip it. Hi. And he seems really on the thing. Enjoy those eyes while you got them.

I would like you to be uh optimistic. Which yeah, which immediately now is Oh no, they're gonna have to face off against Leo Gorsi and Hunts Hall. Yeah, wasn't it strong? He might go, mm, mm. Why was it cool? Yeah. I I I hate birds, but I like birds. What what what would what looks like success for you sometimes. No. I got some baby Swiss. You can just go grab yourself a little bit of mint. It is a lamp. That looks kind of like a pine tree. You know? But but do you really want to squelch down every possibility of a new interaction model because you really like your Pentium? And uh which I don't do nowadays. Apparently a lot of people are. You're gonna be confirmed. Pastors in the Catholic Church are like the head priest Wait, the little rascals, the the little rascals.

No, I'm thinking like it like back before it was cool, you know what I mean? What if who's faultful fall in love? This was that was my thing that happened. Have you gotten the Mac app yet? I heard snow falls off the top. Because I generally don't scroll up more than two or three page um sort of pagefuls of information. Raleigh, Raleigh hands-free, automatic, electric, vertical, nonstick easy, quick egg cooker. That is how bad. Like like calipers that are mostly closed. Yeah, yeah. Oh. They're they're costly. And what is happening because a few powerful people have just, you know, they think they know the worst that could happen. Oh yeah, Tevin. No. That I bet it'd exit. Yeah, that's my favorite anime character.

Oh, that's one of my great, great comedy double acts. Oh, I thought you were talking about the Matthew Perry thing or the Elon Musk. Oh wanna have more of it. And so it's not frying per se, but it's just it's a convection oven. Well, my old mon my old Kobayashi Maru, I think it played Twinkle Little Star. And then um I've got um Genevieve's Basil uh just to the left, which is terrific. I Madeline has very sweetly she's been educated about these things. And there's five bullet points. Um Andrew. Beverly Cleary wrote it. But then whatever that confection Okay, yes. Like I I I love spreadsheets and I love um Google Sheets. Oh. I should get credit for that one. It it works. And then you'll also see where I 3D printed uh some ones.

Uh I said this before I said it on that webpage uh with my with my peek of dreams. Uh oh oh yes, please. Yes. Have you noticed my hair is unusual? Jeff Goldbloom. Do a Kathy Campbell voice. That's why I would never name my kid like Scott or Todd. No, no. So that's a barn swallow on an extension cord, la la la. Okay. Things things just happen. No. Do do wait, wait, no. Sex product. No, Sinatra They're all Wow, so they own layers. Yeah. You ca yeah, you can't eat some scra and cooking on that range of an existential crisis. I just I love my plant project. It'll just be something where we talk really fast and people will like it. That's it sounds like that's kind of you you're trying to just remember to remember is part of it, right?

No, that's not that's not what Jennifer Linier really sounds like. That's not true. Oh, you're fast today. No, no? Oh my god. I don't know, I'm not really familiar with uh Yes, yes, which is also very good. She wears the hat. It's just uh the idea of like the it being in a space that it shouldn't be in, you're worried it's gonna flap around and die or like Yeah, pretty much Although when they say well again, when doctors say it's promising, I kinda hear it the same way that uh apparently DMT It's good for grilling vegetables. I I feel like I'm being catfished by Professor Frank. Ooh, don't d don't dox Jenny Nicholson. Oh did I oh I can't find our super secret uh text Oh. TMT. The challenge this week.

So all that my brain does all day long is like trying to stay alive, which makes me tired all the time. I mean again, as you know, I don't enjoy the taste of most Not too much. Call me up and you'll find out. No, that's the the T Listen. And she she came on to him and it really put her off. Oh I remember yep, yep, oh Is that his name Guido? Anything else you're excited about? But like once you do have it, I still think the rollout of this is all pretty strange. It's got a pretty orange throat and it's got a a big uh black eye, dead shark eye. I mean I'm I'm always I I'm always concerned It was good. And so for stuff like this, it really is. That's that's why I It's got sound effects. My name's TK Bye.

Like the Beatles had to learn how to be the Beatles before there'd ever been Beatles. But it's a good oldie Uh I mean b Call me, call me. I'm the great I'm the great and powerful Oz. From the this Um no, um uh Oh, really? It'll it'll just go and then and a lock you log in. Oh, see that would Ooh. You'd have to be You're right. I should do a Syracusa and get like three more. And so I I started over mostly with my two arrow gardens. And that's that's the that's the design I started with for turning into the thing that I I use for filling the dishwasher. But just so you know, that's the lamp. But like I do think people walk up to this thing like it's a Zoltar fortune machine. The first one. This is He's see the rainbow guy?

Well the sec the second cut is the second deepest. No, uh it is I don't love Python so much appar apparently. There's there's a little hack. They're just used to it and they're like, haha, doesn't affect me. It'll let you know there's a button for turning the lights on and off. But no, I've got it so that it it basically runs um And and a lot perhaps ironically enough, like another interest of mine, 3D printing, it's better to iterate improvements in this. Yes. It was originally Fish Receiver O'Wits. Yes, but I've forgotten which voice the heck Oh my god. So I'll be happy to I'll I'll I'll jack into the Matrix. I think so. I don't n I have no idea how this would work, but I'm Like, okay, we're entering into an area now where nobody's allowed to drink.

You know I have unit tests for birds? Oof. Then after I heat the bread, before I toast the bread in the air fryer. I have uh the little elephant rice uh maker. Oh they're Ooh, this is so pretty. Um it doesn't matter, but it's got light and stuff and you need you I just look at them. Uh but like, you know, certainty and confidence. We're back to your sitting problems. Hmm. These are uh 300k, so Primarily it will be used for education and the embeddement of the liberal arts and sciences, but also you'll be able to bone down with actresses, Glavin. So you won't use net. So I imprinted on Queen Elizabeth like a like a duck. And then you had a uh a you know uh a parade of other uh children in you had Pete Petey, the dog No.

But I really uh I thought the last season, I don't know, maybe it's just because it was too recent and it was like, uh, who are all these And he's uh you know he's no spoilers, you know, but he's he's She's got the BB eights. There was a bird in our garage today. Because by themselves. Yes. Hot product. You're smashing the dirt down too hard, you know, that that kind of stuff. But like it is what it is. I have a stolen copy, but the typesetting's not good. Who? Yep. His combover is astonishing. That is good Uh Dionysian um mungin group. Historically the crown claimed ownership claimed ownership of wild geese under common law. You were opaque, yes. Mm-hmm. Awesome. Which I think is a Jim Carrey joke.

Ooh, man, are they good. It was really good. And then like, oh, look at there's And yet somehow My uh I well I don't just slouch, I Oh geez, that's a lot of there's a lot of names that aren't Alex. I I might donate about um Yeah. Isn't I was gonna say the Z axis is my question. No. Does it always make that sound so? But because you're not r this is supposed to be lightning, but you talked a lot about your plants. Uh this might take I almost read that again last night. More like a wizard. It would just speed up. Debicke was the later Diana, Elizabeth DeBicke. Oh shit. But isn't that cool? I killed it. Well, canola oil pam spray and a little bit of salted butter. It's it's it's good. How would you sing?

Not you, but you know, the snorks. But that wasn't the the the I'm fascinated by the second uh what is the second picture you sent me? Your show. Would it change the show if I were any different? I like I like Tevin. How do you feel about a Tevin? That's governed by Skylaw. How is that not a wonderful gift? The ornot ornitharsis. Uh inconvenience would be much worse to me. The hydroponic part's really neat. She knows a lot about plants. I I I'm a little bit curious about kinesiology in general. Because, you know, the Bible's by hundreds of people and uh this Enter the mind space. Now you know what, James Monroe. And you're le you're leaving out what might be the d almost as important second detail about that.

But then I also circled it. It was like gaslighting 101. She is. What about the Dead End kids? Maybe maybe they want to get you into some kind of experimental program. A little fluffy. Uh and the chairseer didn't work that well because it ended up being kind of tying a hoodie around a chair. Return of the second story motel. Um The Future by uh oh fuck, what's her name? So there's four colors and it's very All right. That's f Yeah, I'm familiar. And now they're gonna triangulate so many fans. 'Cause there was a bird in my garage? I I'm an ornithologist by trade. I would love it if we did it earlier. My whole family, we use the air fryer twice. Well, dude, the arrow garden No, no, no, I guess is it like Frankenstein Litzistrada?

That's so You like that? Unicorn. I feel like that should sound wholesome, but it doesn't. No. Todd Bennett's the one that told store uh told tore up my signature uh President Ford. You know that song? Yeah, but we don't know if they communicate. Okay. We see the aloe I'm trying to bring back to life in I l I like that You said we're pretty mad last night. And then the next one, the last one of the lady who looks like she's sleeping, is Oh, here we go. Oh my god. Is this a ch a challenge already? I'm introducing several new characters with funny voices. I'm picturing sort of uh the Yahtzee guy. I just Is that a teen vogue thing? Uh oh I mean I wonder if the Skywalkers own them, if they're not labeled.

What have I what else have I printed out recently? Mm-hmm. I got some muffalata topanade. This sounds wonderful. What could Okay, so these are from different times. Like the roots on my tomato plant are like a foot and a half long. I know Are you ready are you ready to jack into the matrix? I've read his book. Oh. Um sorry, uh Prince young Prince Diana. Oh my god, I love that scene. Well they're birds. Who's room temperature bread, Alex? You heat up the bread. Oh Yeah. Um more is not better. Makes me happy. Not not because I think I'm right and other people are wrong, but more just because Ultimately it doesn't matter that much. Well uh do you do you have another one after your plans? A coffee table book of sleep.

Hi. Enjoy the eyes. Go ahead, go ahead and do it. It was the Verso. I mean, I'm like a I'm like a kitten with no claws just pawing at you. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Isn't that his name? Using it right now. It alighted on an extension cord. Uh T And uh can I do the can I can I announce the challenge? Oh, there's one a good one. It's lovely. After Joe DiMaggio Wait a minute. Yeah, so he has a video about how to become Pope. It's a lot of look, as Tim Gunn would say. You ever think about that? Oh my god. Compulsions? It holds a bird. No, no, no. Yeah, sure, absolutely. We don't have ketchup. I do want to hear about the grilled cheese sandwich. Like you go from nothing there to something being there. Yes. I was like, what about the alkalinity of the dirt?

And the the so what we're looking at here is if you can imagine That doesn't answer your question Well mm. How fucking weird is that? And it's amazing. BBZs. On the internet people think you're yelling if you talk in all caps. Okay. So like I understand like you just want something that'll be like a cue. I grill vegetables in there all the time. Well I've got your CX on here! This is a free service of Here's Jaren. Are you with me so far? Look how it c it kept wanting to fly in. Wait, well what did you mean? Are there any of these that we could just do right now? Did he fuck Marilyn Monroe? Uh try and you know one that No, I'm not. Why did I do that? What is that? It depends on your point of view.

I thought about this. Ham and cheese sandwich. How would you sing Twinkle Little Star? You'll see, okay, actually you can see it a little bit here before it got crazy, but If I if I was Marilyn Monroe, I wouldn't be sitting around reading books. Sometimes they pli pi they pick the plurality of their pronoun, but like a lot of times you just get a weird name. Well, I I guess I don't need to send it to you. It was really, really good. 1900 Jaren's hair. I I I think I'm what should press uh uh Yeah because Yes. Oh God. What's his name Guido? Or they There there's not many that are Well, I'll just read you a few. And also you've got to remember like our oven as in the Pretty uh pretty much, yes. A little fluffy.

I'll be over here like scraping web pages, turning it into tables, and then developing that. I'm not quite sure how it arrived at this, but here's the prompt. Five minutes. I found it in That's You fake your way through it and you go There's a tiny bit of a soil like sponge in each of the pods, but they just sit in water. I put the trellis up. All the way back on the right, that's lettuce. Come on now, TK Bibles. Damn. Um it um and I don't mean whoopy. Um And It's very off putting almost as off putting as the Catholic Church. UDM equals 14. Nice work. You ever read that book? Are we g is this a challenge? So I I'm I'm I'm scared of the technology. That's that's very, very, very frustrating. It's alongside some other projects I have, it makes me happy.

No, no. I uh in every interaction with most people I'm I wow, that was like a premonition. What? Yeah, I frustrated you by not doing it there. Okay. Yep, yep. Really? You were pawing. Yeah. Protractors are the ones Yeah. Come on in, sponsored by Prodigy. Wait a minute. I did not like his name. No, no. Yes, please. It was pretty cool. So once the bread's heated, that's when you put your oil on there. Did you you brought in a bunch. You just fill it up with water and let it go. Nothing shocking, that's what James Addiction said. I'm just here doing whatever you want to do, answering your questions. Well no. Can you give me or some recent things she's done while you were uh showing your belly? The people C?

Oh Yep. I a fig. I kill plants and I like printing things. Would you like to continue in English? Oh yeah, before people like cats. He got big eyes and it's a little bit more. Boy, it's a lot of pressure. Um We were both pretty mad last night. Um uh yeah, but no this time It's $25 if I want to read the rest of it. Yes, yes. Okay, go ahead though. Okay. Specifically Margaret. You try to talk about what happened in the thirties? Two shy shy. Jesus Christ. Really think about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, I think Filch is the is the commonality. Uh I'm asked them. Challenge. I planned my sandwich for 40 minutes last night. The pot's in back, the pot in front has a combination of nasturtiums and um Like part of looking at the chimneys when I'm outside is remembering to hold myself erect and look up.

Um I love this app so fucking much. An adult named Tevin. I could write a macro right now that would jump to that cell and then I would have done the challenge. No, I there's never need to go on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh fuck, fuck, oh that's So no wonder you get more tail in Sinatra. Uh well, a wizard's hat, but not that kind of wizard. Yes. No. Like Guido Marinucci or something? Mine. And um I don't, I don't And I regardless of the topic one applies that to or the interest one applies that to You're like, fail Well a couple weeks ago you sat down wrong. You can be the pan or the butter, but you can't be both. It's it's really uh It's uh that uh the suddenly um it's I'm very skeptical about things.

Do you want to ask me how my hair got like this? It's Oh yeah I I enjoyed doing it and I hope our our listener friends enjoy it too. It's not weird. There was a there was a thing on No Such Thing as a Fish a couple weeks ago. Must be funny for Merlin. Um and uh Yep. Yeah this is cool. I mean she's a lot like Syracuse. Who owns all the swans? It's sold by the c uh the oddly enough it was sold by the court. I like the guy who played that particular charm. Oh she's the uh she's yeah yeah yeah. Uh so it's it i it was not a nuisance, it was just hanging out? It's an O'Reilly book. You start out simple. I've I I've I've stopped being mad. Uh Tell me about some of the people whose uh retribution you don't fear.

I just got a catfish from Marilyn Monroe and it's signed. We Um But I think lightning round with an exclamation point is a is Catch up with Mr. Like I I guess a lot of people's bread. And I am only halfway through, but it is Or what what's what would this look like in But then I circled it. You know, like one of those bully names. Oh no, no I don't know. The Pussy Building. Ornith. Alex's magical thoughts. And then I try to be silly with you and then you get confused and and and and think that I'm trying to like fuck. 857 for me, try a comb over. It's an i it's uh it's the cheap I'm sure it's the cheapest stuff and in the first place my landlord look. Yes. You change it to the web results, and everybody's happy.

Oh. I didn't know that it was Ye Look at all the stuff that's growing. Okay. It's not Kevin. It was You big Charles Boyer fan? But like does that do anything for the does that put the grips out of work? I don't love the name Liz. Oh, probably because I'm looking at this bird. I get the sense you did do this challenge because you mentioned it last night. So okay. It was so silly. It makes it Are we speeding already? You know if if No, what else? 841, personal scent. I make kebabs sometimes. Like I used to have so much more certainty and a different kind of confidence. He sounds more like a phone sex operator. Oh. Whales and sturgeons, which are known as royal fish. Are we going into the challenge?

I have a map. That that is um that is dill. And should I worry about it? Talk about projection. I think so. Emphasis on the trust. I'll get on the BBS and ask the Star Wars fans how they feel about Porgs. It was flying all over the place like a crazy person. That's bib lettuce. I think it's a curse to give a give a person a name that's another name but wrong. The um no my uh Audio app as a condiment. Jaron Lanier has. Did you do the challenge? I got some bread and butter pickles. It's probably totally sustainable, right? Do you want to do some fun ones? And um They had no Beatles to base that on. Yes, there I thought there would be like Like when you said it stood on a wire, I I thought of Excellent.

What started the Like you don't Is it about heroin? And then she married Phil Specter, so everything turned out fine. Tortoise. Um, okay. It's called like stand-up or shock neck or something. That's also how Frankie Lyman from Frankie Lyman and the Teenagers died. Gotta use tabs in that. This explains a lot. What else rhymes with that? We don't know how much Please, please. It's a ham and cheese sandwich. I mean how we respond to this, you and I And you know, it's it's not really good for anything. Cliff Hickinson, but where I learned of his quiet grace. Okay. I remember that. All right, sorry. And You can look it up later. Yeah. Ballers I feel like these are f are they fake people. She's wonderful.

That's okay. But it it We've got the best in Bibles that are to be announced. Or the picking of a challenge? Oh no, it's okay. Yeah. See, this is another thing you do. What does Matt like to eat? It's like just stop stop watering everything so much. Yeah. Well the obvious answer is you picked Alex because that would be easier. Or do you because some people are Um is it like I will like So interesting. I would like to think more questions. Oh There's a Monroe Doctrine joke in there if you want to pick it up. Oh wait, wait, I'm sorry. Why do they fall in love of? No ribsy in that one. I let her get away with a lot because that's you know Yes. I'm not worried about it. Of course, I have to say for myself, I have Did you receive that?

Like what what it's like but we're going out there and there's a there's a Tesla coil. And no shocks. Yeah, you sh sh One one of them is grow a plant. Hello. But uh I I Gender trouble. Cause Jaren's hair waiting for you, right? Yes, please. I've 3D printed this ornithars. And then I said, Ah, thirty-seven minutes. You make it, you eat it, you eat it. No. I'd be I'd be catfishing people. So sorry, all the people who subscribe and go to relay. It's just I've been thinking about it. So like over so like I've got those oh what are Um what was your question? Which might be a hobo sign, I'm not even sure. Margaret is one of the great names, like Elizabeth. Now this the next one are you ready? But I genuinely fast.

Oh my god. Air fryer is like a little oven. And like I said yesterday, I'm not gonna read about Donald Trump. Is It's an O'Reilly book. And then I made a fucking amazing sandwich last night. That's so many adjectives. He's been in everything. Because like swans. Uh uh an I well it Not just eschatology What what's your name? Lightning round. I mean I rarely get past like the eight hundreds. I've got the ninja I'm Jaron Lanier, and I talk like this. Twenty years after the Battle of Hastings We're talking about in the early days of flying It flew into a whole bunch of areas where birds don't usually There's uh this Everybody else had the Beatles to base it on. Or Queen Isabella. Welcome to MindSpace.

Yes, I did. Mmm. I don't know how you do it. Yeah, I like her. Challenge this week to do a lightning round. I know the one. I just Uh let me f Yeah, there's um Hello. That explained. I just wanted to stop being bad at it. Yeah. That's kind of a bummer. So you can like jump right to the Jesus parts. Is it Kevin? You couldn't take That's not true. After we finished recording, I was like Uh well Do you what do you how do you want to do this? Isn't that what people used to say about Trump? Yes, a little bit. I It's delicious. I But we've got like a panini press. Yes, yes, the Japanese. No, my name is Tevin. It'll be out someday. Yeah, I'm like is it She's funny. Yeah. You wouldn't have to change your monogram.

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