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Tap a timestamp or any sentence to play from there · machine transcribed (mlx:mlx-community/whisper-large-v3-turbo), expect mistakesAlexnasty pie pig oh yeah no we're let's let's let's no we're done we're done
Merlinoh god sue's just shaking her head i'm going to another network fuck this he's a nasty pig boy he likes his pie he likes his wet pie what is it jammy dodger
you know he comes in after everybody's left and fucks the pot oh my god you know you know
Maxhe goes in there and buy sex a tart the band men i think they're getting their balls smashed oh yeah what do you think oh 100 do you think guy i mean no i know he has financial domination
MerlinNow let's not say for
MaxNow I'm imagining Guy Fieri with giant boobs Now let's not say for legal reasons Whether Guy Fieri Gaffer gets his balls smashed If he needs that But I could imagine it Oh I can see it right now What's he wearing?
MerlinI think he's wearing a robe
MaxYou have an imagination Well you just need to be whipped about the thighs with the Twizzlers.
MerlinOh, right, right, right.
MaxBecause as the mayor of Flavortown, you have a lot of authority.
Speaker AThe guy with the girl's name.
MaxSo quick update on Patriot. Oh, boy. This is after show material because it involves a future episode.
MerlinWe are already after showing.
MaxYeah, yeah, this is after show.
MerlinNo, you sure you can do this? You feeling pretty comfy? Oh, I'm not going to say that.
MaxI'm not going to say that. I just want to give an update on it because we're getting asked about it. So I have completed season two. Have you guys completed season two? I have not even started season two. It took me a while because when I realized when I went to sit down to watch season two, I was like, I really should go back and watch season one. Because it is so intricately plotted that I was worried that I forgot a lot of the life.
MerlinDon't you feel like it's kind of like just season one continued in some ways? It is. It was me expecting it to be so different that made me disappointed with the first episode. Oh, I was like, isn't that how TV is? The way they're numbered, they're numbered in sequence. This is not S2E1. It's like, no, this is episode 11 or whatever.
MaxYeah.
MerlinYou know what I mean? I think that's a subtle distinction that's worth noticing is it's a continuation of what happened last year.
MaxYes. I don't want to get too into this season. I did enjoy it. But what I really enjoyed was I went back and watched Patriot season one. This was my first rewatch. Right. So going back, I knew the story. I knew the basic arc of the story. And I wasn't in suspense about like who was going to live and who was going to die, that kind of thing. and I boy I liked it even more I liked it even more and there were it stands up to multiple viewings and there were even more shit there was even more shit that I noticed and there was even more
stuff that I noticed and there was even bits that I completely forgot about that were so fucking scenes that were so fucking funny that I couldn't believe it like when every every scene Ichabod is in is just pure
Alexmagic oh my he's such a minor character he's so good I just knowing
Maxthe whole arc with Leslie, his character is so well set up in the first season. What else? There was a scene that I completely forgot about where Cool Rick and Dennis throw the safe out of the window.
AlexOh, yay!
MaxWhen is that? Oh, it's early in the season. And they're liking cartoons. And he's like, hey, I wonder if that's why there's always safes falling out of windows in cartoons. Maybe that's the basis for it, that you can open a safe by throwing it out the window.
MerlinYeah, maybe that is the basis for that. I just love their relationship. Like they were meant to be together.
MaxIt's so funny. And then they're about to drop the safe out of the window and Dennis is on the street and Cool Rick is in the window. And Dennis goes, hey, this is just like something I saw in Mythbusters. And Cool Rick's like, what's that? And they stop and they have a whole dialogue about what Mythbusters is. It just killed me. And I was, the first time I watched it, I was in so much.
MerlinOkay, cool.
MaxWhere they talk to each other. Yeah, cool. And then, oh God, I was in so much suspense about what would happen that I missed all these little moments.
MerlinYes. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
MaxBoy, do they come through on a second viewing. The other thing that is so funny is people are in that show, another beat in that show that plays out a lot of someone goes cool. And then the other character goes, yeah, that is cool.
MerlinYeah. Well, it's like something. I'm not the first person to say this, but like Bob's Burgers. We watched. I am now officially ready to say that Turkey in a Can is the best episode of Bob's Burgers because it is the funniest, the most wackadoo. But also like all of the story makes sense. Like his worrying about Tina growing up is integral to the story. And you don't get that till the end. It's it's it's perfect. In this economy. Somebody said, huh?
Speaker AIn this economy.
MerlinIn this economy. I've been working on Tina's talking points. I'm OK. And Teddy with the same rat, different hat.
What is he dream about a dolphin and set things on fire? They're never enough balance in my life. anyway but somebody maybe andy and not co first said but somebody said the thing if you watch bob's burger was the thing you notice about that show makes it so different from every other show stark contrast to the simpsons uh and something king of the hill does well too is that the people are actually listening to each other and responding to what the person said right like when like bob is mainly the mirror for that somebody says something to bob about you know you're you know
oh, that was really hurtful. Like, why did you say that? Are we doing this? Are we really doing this? Like, he really, he's listening. Everybody listens and responds. It's not just gags, right? Like on King of the Hill, like on King of the Hill when Cotton goes, not in the face, that's how I make my livings. Great line. And then you cut to Hank, and Hank goes, how you make your livings? They're listening. Fucking TV, and they do that on Patriot. On Patriot, people are actually listening and responding, and it's not just lines being read for a story.
MaxYeah.
MerlinI spent in like and you know to the John Lakeman guy Just his what he invests in the same way that Robb Stark brings so much to the word mom and In in the bodyguard what he brings to the word. Okay. Yeah, so much weight to the ways of okay Like yeah, okay like this is it okay. Okay. Here's another thing and another thing and another thing
MaxYeah, another so another theme that I got in Patriot, you know I think the show, the first season was made in the Obama administration. And it is definitely, I got a more political message from it on this rewatch. And I got some ways in which I think Patriot is commenting on America and the competence of America. And, you know, the competence of like, you know, our intelligence and our meddling in world affairs and things like that. Like, they're in overt and in sort of metaphorical ways. and then when I watched season two
I actually think season two is of one reading of it is like really about American Empire
Alexit's also
Merlinwhere the title in season two the title now I feel like makes a lot more sense like you get like you got this in season one but what you're getting is that like he's got something he decided to do and he's gonna do it like whether he's happy about it or not whether it's about his family or like a guy in his hotel room, like he's going to just keep trudging along through every obstacle because he is, I mean, let's give it away. He's a patriot for his country, but he's a patriot for his family too.
Whatever fucked up thing happens, he always keeps moving because he believes so much in what he's invested in.
MaxThere is some, season two overall is darker and more grim and it has less sort of whimsical comedy and it doesn't have no whimsical comedy. I still found it very rewarding and bearable to watch. It wasn't all dark, but assuming if they maybe are lucky enough to get a third season, maybe this is more of almost like the Empire Strikes Back kind of vibe. It is a darker turn and more morally ambiguous.
MerlinBut it has a great part.
MaxThe shot of the two guys in the hot tub. God, that was so funny.
MerlinSo fucking good. What a brazen, brilliant bit of confidence it takes for everybody to shoot that scene the way it's shot. It's so goddamn funny.
AlexSpoilers, spoilers. I want to wait for the naked men.
MerlinDid you watch it all, Merlin? No. No, I'm up to the incident where they have to go retrieve something. I'm going to just pass that.
MaxOh, boy. The business with the convenience store. Oh, my gosh. When she walks in. There are also some moments. It's like. There are some moments. Yeah, I know. There are some moments in this show too of such unbelievable tension where I was like white knuckling my chair. Like I just could not, I like couldn't bear how tense I felt, which I guess they really earned by making me care about these characters.
AlexI'm also, well, I'm rewatching season one now and I haven't started season two at all, but I'm like, if the wife dies, I feel like she's setting they're setting her up to die and I can't oh your silence upsets me but we didn't really answer the question
Merlinthey're playing a funny game with us where the stakes are very high there are moments of whimsy but then there are moments of true darkness and there are moments of both like what happens Max and I were just talking about there's something that happens in the first few episodes of this season where they fucking go there. And it has the elements of both like, oh man, this is like grand guino. Like, I can't believe how violent and dark this is going to get. Alongside, it's kind of funny what just happened, although it's absolutely not funny.
And that you don't know where they're going to go. And you do care. Could you ever imagine how much you'd care about Ichabod by the end of season one? That one scene with the embrace in season one. I cried. I cried too. It completely caught me off guard because I could see that Lakeman wasn't expecting it to be that affecting either and he needed that he needed that hug from that weird guy and it's like it's like one of the great moments yeah but who would know who would have guessed if you looked at that goofball sitting at the table at the meetings like would you have guessed that that creature would be capable like i'm dobby looking motherfucker would be able to like make you feel
Alexlike that way about him it's wild oh it's so good uh real time update i just found my sand disc drive it fell out of the tiny pocket in my backpack um but so why did we the hard drive
Merlinthat I lost. Yeah, tell me the actual...
AlexOh, fuck. I don't know.
MerlinIt's probably in our...
MaxWhat did you get,
Alexthe one terabyte? No, I got the five... My laptop doesn't even have a terabyte. The Sandus Extreme 500 gigabyte portable SSD. And it's got a little... It does... It's very small. But, okay, we started talking about Patriot. Max, why have we not completed this challenge yet?
MaxOh, that I didn't want to get into.
AlexBut can we just say
Maxthere's a reason We're working. Yeah, we're going to do it.
MerlinWe just didn't say that at all.
MaxThis show is going to be around forever. Yes, we will do an episode where we recap the season and talk about it. And hopefully we'll have some good surprises for you at that time.
AlexSo TBD. Also, God, someone just tweeted at us. Shit found. Well, poop. Oh, God damn it. Who found on every McDonald's touchscreen tested? Tracy's feces have been found on every single McDonald's touch touchscreen swab. in an investigation by metro.co.uk. Oh, so it's only in England.
MerlinNow, Dr. Don's going to come in and say that's no big deal because it's a good kind of poop.
AlexI know. That's what I'm thinking.
MerlinWhy do we even hire that guy? Why is he on staff?
AlexI don't understand. I don't know. He's.
MerlinWhat? Whose challenge is it?
AlexI think that's my challenge. Is that my challenge? I don't know. Boop, boop, boop, boop. Oh, balls. I thought I had a good challenge, too. Oh, hello.
MerlinLavin.
Alexthe more i watch watch the simpsons i'm uh i i'm a simpsons though they're not listening to each
Merlinother they're doing bits they're doing bits bob's burgers everybody's listening to each other i'm
Alexokay with the i well no it's a different show it's a different show that's why bob is genuinely
Merlinbothered by jimmy pesto in like five different ways that are important to his character it
Maxgenuinely bothers me oh i love that show so much i wrote down a challenge idea that just says solve a mystery does that make any sense to you guys hmm good yeah no i think it could
Merlinyeah i mean i i think about that i i have things that almost make it onto my omni focus it doesn't even make it to the inbox because i'm like i'm not even sure what the thing is i'm trying to figure out but i know there's something i'm trying to figure i must have had an idea maybe
Maxi had a dream about it sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and write something down to just because it's when in the dream it seems important have a space pen yeah yeah yeah and i wrote down solve a mystery i had my french airport dream last night uh all right here's
Merlinwait well uh french airport it's a regular strive to kind of well my two general stress dreams that i have are dreams about school and like uh going to military school and going to college but uh one that i have twice or three times a month a month is the french airport dream which is a stress dream about money and it's about i need to get to the airport i have a first class ticket but i I don't know if the ATM is going to work. And in this case, my wife had called in an author and psychologist from the 1980s to be on a Skype call with me because I hadn't been supporting her career.
AlexOh, Lord.
MerlinOh, boy. That was rough. I told her about it this morning. It's like, oh, fuck. And then I couldn't find my daughter. Didn't know if I could bring a knife on the plane. A French airport dream is a bad dream.
AlexYeah.
MerlinGo ahead and laugh. This is horrible.
AlexNo, the knife was open.
MerlinThe knife was open. This is horrible. The knife was open.
AlexHe was getting worse. It's a excuse.
MerlinThe thing is, I knew I was so nervous about it. I started out just thinking about, can I get us a lift to get to the airport? Before I realized that I was at the airport, which was run by Apple. It's an Apple airport on the peninsula. And I found myself sheepishly calling my wife. This is when she brought in the psychologist from the 80s. I said, listen, you guys probably should be able, you know we're going to the Apple airport, not the other one. She goes, no, it's not the one in Millbury. It's the Apple airport. Okay, cool, cool. So I'm there. I don't know if I can take my knife on. And that's when she brought in the psychologist because I hadn't been supporting her career. Oh and her brother. He was on the Skype call
Geez I'm sorry. I thought I was doing a real good job. She's like she's real quiet
Speaker AThat's a crazy take my knife was open. I had my knife was open. I know if I could take it on the plane It's there being ATM
MerlinApple Airport Everything was white. It did have red velvet ropes.
AlexCaucasian airport. I proposed a challenge. Challenge. Challenge. Challenge. You even got Matchy doing it now. Matchy's doing it? Oh, God. Challenge.
Oh.
MerlinAnd Matchy knows the whole beginning. You sent me a video of Matchy doing the whole beginning. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. I cried.
AlexHe just didn't know. He's like, well, why is Max last? And I'm like, I genuinely don't know. Did you just call Matchy it? No, we said.
MerlinIs that a new pronoun?
AlexDon't. We're getting. Oh, God. No. Getting away from that. That's very Silence of the Lambs for a love boy. Moving on.
MerlinI don't know if I could take my knife on the plane.
AlexThe knife was open. I didn't know how to close it. I had to get through TSA.
MerlinI don't know if they have an ATM.
AlexI'm going to have more follow-up on the balls next week. But I significantly bruised myself, but did not know it at the time. Veronica.
MaxYou're kidding.
AlexVeronica bruised herself. But yeah, in fact. She bruised her legs.
MaxShe hurt her legs. Oh, no.
AlexYeah. But that's the thing, though. You feel so good. I can't tell if it makes me feel better.
MerlinI just know it feels like it's doing something important.
AlexIt absolutely feels better. And I'm getting a professional massage this week. And so I just am curious. I've got a lot of questions for them.
MerlinYou're going to bring it up. You're like, listen, I decided to buy smashing balls for my body that are a relentless killing machine from Japan. Is that a safe way for me to get bang?
AlexYeah, I just I'll be I'll be curious. Challenge. I don't really have. I have do Christmas on here, which is what we sort of do by Christmas. Do Christmas.
So I am open to ideas. It sounded like, Max, you had one that you wanted to do. I could not tell. No, no, no. Just a challenge in general.
MaxSolve a mystery?
AlexYou know? Hmm.
MaxHmm. Wait. I'm totally open. I'm actually interested in this now. How about this? How about this? Let me save the solve a mystery challenge. What about this? What if we go on the Discord or the Patreon and we say, if you have a mystery in your life, you know, like, you remember Mystery Show with Starley Connors? Yeah, so rip off Homecoming. So basically we say, if you have a mystery in your life that's like a small mystery that the Dubai Friday that we can attack, tell us and we'll pick one and we'll solve it. And we give ourselves a week to solve it. I think Alex, I think Alex in particular should pick it.
AlexI want it. I want to do it so bad. Alex should solve it.
MaxAnd here's the thing is we don't.
MerlinWell, no, I'll help solve it. I think Alex should pick. Oh, yeah, yeah. She has no sense for these things. It would be hilarious. I don't even know that. She'll pick something impossible that doesn't really have a thing to it, and it'll make it even better.
MaxExactly. Yeah, I think that's interesting. And I think what's interesting, too, is like... I think Alex's special dream watcher.
MerlinThis person says they lost a thing. When I say it's a thing, it's not a thing. And it's not lost, but they have a username. End of story.
MaxEnd of mystery. So here's the thing though Given the constraints of doing this In one week for the challenge We could also just I could even say it would be acceptable To like come up with an investigative strategy Without necessarily solving it Do you think that could be weird and fun? Yes
MerlinThis is exactly the kind of thing I think we should be doing
MaxSo Alex will you find a way to query our listeners And ask them to give us some mysteries You could just ask in the discord Take a personal day and do it.
AlexOh, my God. I'm on vacation.
MaxI know. Take a personal day inside your vacation. I don't want to pay you for that. Maybe get Merlin. Pick the mystery and get it to Merlin and I by Friday.
AlexOh, we're going to. She's on vacation. Oh, my God.
MerlinYou're so good at accidentally creating huge amounts of work for people. It's really a gift. You have a gift. Your superhero power is creating work for people.
So go do that, Alex.
AlexFind a mystery.
MaxLook how excited Alex is to do this for us.
AlexShe loves it. The folks.
MerlinOkay, I found the other one I wanted to mention. Did you listen to the Grey Wolf from 1121? Revaluing the Dinar. Oh, my God. Holy fucking shit.
AlexSir, sir, my large nephews. Did you hear it, Alex? No, no. I'm on a break. I'm on a break.
MerlinYou must listen to it. It's the original drive, boys. And it is so goddamn funny. Do you know about revaluing the dinar? Do you know about this?
MaxNo. The RV.
MerlinRV? They're waiting for the RV, sir. So basically, people have interpreted that they think Trump is going to revalue all the currencies. And the Iraqi dinar, which is at like four zeros of sub-dollar-ness right now, will be brought up to like $10 or something. So all these guys, all of the like the chored Buckmans of the world who run a pool cleaning agency will become instantly.
MaxThey all have such amazing names. What's so funny is like they know just enough to like know about Iraqi dinars and beyond forms. But they don't know that this isn't how currencies work. And in countries where they have dealt with, in countries that have done this, like in Brazil, for example, when they got rid of the Crucero and they moved to the Real, they didn't change the value of the paper in everyone's hands, right? They created a new currency.
MerlinYou're not an investor getting paid back with plus 10x. Like, that's not how it works for a country. Right. Like, that's not even how it works in fucking Monopoly. That's not how scarcity works.
It's very funny. it's very it's a very confident now my nephews can't now my nephews can't go to liberty
Maxit's so fucking funny oh i couldn't believe how funny that that episode was god it was in the car and oh my god i was dying ronica did not think it was funny and she was like boy these guys can really just talk about one story for a long time that is almost as that's almost as good
Merlinas they get. I agree. It was so on topic for them. And that's where Matt really, really blooms, is in those. Oh, my God. Did you ever buy anything from the product line, If You Care?
AlexNo. What?
MerlinOkay, so this is something you can buy at Whole Foods. And it's so fucking funny. The little extended stay hotel we stayed at over Thanksgiving had a coffee maker. So we had to get those round. Oh, no. And there's a brand called If You Care.
AlexYeah?
MerlinIt's the most fucking passive-aggressive name for a company. It's like, well,
Alexbecause you could get
Merlinthose other ones, but if you care, you'll buy these filters.
AlexBuy if you care.
MerlinHave you seen this, Max? It's actually called If You Care is the name of the company.
AlexThis is insane.
MerlinIt's so San Francisco. It's so Berkeley.
AlexWhat is
MerlinIf You Care.
Alexour products? You know,
Maxquality with integrity.
AlexOh, this is the worst. This is the worst.
MaxThat's right in line with when you go to Whole Foods and then you're checking out and like, do you want to donate a dollar today to hungry children or whatever. And it's like, what am I going to say no like an asshole in front of all these people or be extorted out of a dollar? What do you do in that scenario? Do you give the dollar?
MerlinYou say not today.
MaxI usually say not today. And part of my logic, although I don't know if I'm doing a justification here or what, but I really think that, I really somehow doubt that that dollar is going where it's supposed to. Oh, I highly doubt it.
AlexExactly, I just say no.
MaxIf you want to help people with breast cancer, don't worry about buying yoga.
MerlinGive money to people who need to get their breast cancer.
MaxRight, right. There's probably some sort of website where it goes directly to the science and it never goes into a cash drawer. Right. Something seems fishy.
MerlinWell, you know how most of those things work? Like all that bullshit with the pink yogurt and all that bullshit? Oh my God. So basically, Yoplait or whoever the fuck says, we are committed to giving $150,000 and not a dollar more. And so basically, if they don't make that $150,000, they don't have to pay that much. it's basically we agree to give this much as long as these rubes out here buy that much it's so fucking cynical really really cynical you'll say have parchment roasting bags for your salmon if you care oh god you care if you care buy buy if you care do they if you care online
Alexstore any metal or plastics or rather bpa-free plastic straw oh it doesn't look like it oh you
Maxknow what i had you know what i had on my little list to talk about i don't know which are we
Alexfill in time at this point uh oh well i'm trying to write a solve a mystery form and i honestly
Maxthink just sending it into the discord mystery that you want us to investigate and i would say as a writer like i i have a stipulation which is we have to be a lot if we want as part of our investigation all three of the hosts individually on their own have to be allowed to contact you to like press for details.
So you're signing up for you. You're agreeing to that by doing this and not everyone has to do it.
MerlinYou're not just going to post a little funny joke like you're on the hook.
MaxRight, right. Like if I investigate this, I'm going to call you up and I'm going to get the whole story. Who should we have on to replace Alex next week?
AlexWell, the other thing is we could have a holiday party. Two weeks. It's two weeks. And we could invite, there happens to be another show that records live on a Wednesday night. Do you want to do it again? I don't know. I'll do some investigations.
MaxDo some investigations. Mysteries. Mysteries.
AlexYeah. Deals.
MaxWhat if we do a challenge with them where, a challenge where we all get like a new, we all like reset an iOS device and we all have to race to set it up fastest or something. No.
MerlinNo. That would be so fun to listen to.
MaxOr like every time you do, and then you have to take a shot every time you install an app.
Alexwait no that's uh you you have to take a shot every oh like no bad ideas we're just a race to sign in to uh uh hey hmm oh there's something there there's something there i really wanted to make you you guys play pokemon let's go but i know that's not gonna be a happen what is that is it's on the switch it's the new pokemon game that's actually on the switch and it's not just like Pokemon Go, which is the mobile game that the only people who play it are
just in her office. It is, it's like a genuinely good Pokemon game.
MaxIs it like Pokemon Red? Like it's like a normal pop-down Pokemon, normal-esque Pokemon game?
AlexIt is essentially a remake of Pokemon Yellow, which if you remember was basically Pokemon Red and Blue, but you had a Pikachu on your shoulder and now you have a 3D Pikachu on your shoulder or an Eevee.
MaxSo it's just new graphics on a classic Pokemon game.
AlexYes, and that I know does not appeal to either of you, but man, it's a good game.
MaxI never played Pokemon Yellow. I just want people to be happy.
AlexYeah, it's making so many people happy. What are we doing? We've got a challenge. Challenge. What is the right way to say it? Challenge.
Speaker AChallenge. If you're a pan lord.
AlexChallenge. Challenge. I imagine like Guy Fieri
Merlinbut he's wearing like a ruff like wearing one of those big fluffy collars like a Sir Walter Raleigh collar challenge I'm a pan lord I'm a pan lord
Speaker Athis week's challenge very good at things you can't make it spicy enough for me of course naturally I would like jalapenos with that pardon me could you pass the donkey I would get up in that shit I would go down on her like she's never been down upon before I'm a pillow I'm a pan lord and I enjoy conning English you can't make it spicy enough for me 9 volt battery not a problem I'm going to really get up in that shit I can be very generous
with the pan lord and I have this flavor saver that's a bit of a small very small beard I call the flavor saver it's frequently spicy with the splashes of lady and jalapeno
MaxThis is such a good character. Hello, I'm the Pan Lord. Hell yes.
Speaker AI serve in the Pan House of Pardons.
MaxThis is probably our best character that we've ever made.
Speaker AI have a crankable torch since I've taken my laurel to visit my lady for cranglingus. I'm able to produce the letters of the alphabet with various pronunciations and diphthongs. and I pleasure a lady a pan lady. I will buy her a jalapeno poppers. She lies in the chaise and we listen to the eagle's greatest truth. I will stuff my pan lady full of donkey sauce.
I will leave her departed in the bank of pan lady that she shan't spend at the lorry carousel of dreams. I'm sorry, I've been making my own tequila at home.
It's called Lori Glory And it's It's for anyone from the lords Pan lords to pan trades People can enjoy And they're all part of the colony in my estimation Yes of course I would enjoy a cup of tea But you can't make it Spicy enough for me motherfucker Yes I also do enjoy The music of Billy Joe
MaxJesus Christ
Speaker AFuck that shit up Hello You may have noticed that my hair has highlighted at the end Like great Nordic peaks Like bits of British meringue It's a very good bit My name is Johnny Hollywood And I'd like to get up in your shit And get my flavour saver on your business What a delicious combination of flavours and environments Lying upon the chaise in her repose.
AlexOh, God. Now I need to go change my sweatshirt because there's just snot in tears on the interior of it.
Speaker ALike a patient, etherized upon a table. My name is T.S.M.
AlexOh, man. Okay.
Speaker ALet us go within you and I where we can really get up with that shit. Should have been a pair of scuttling claws.
AlexCan you just say the word snatch in that voice, please?
Speaker AJust have a... Just a splash of snatch upon my face. Thank you. It's really quite delicate three and a half days in to enjoy the Flaper Saver Snatchlings.