341. Keep Asking for the Corn Holder

I think we need to be very cl we need to just not start fucking clicking around and seeing what happens. No, I don't wanna search Google. It's two hours and forty-three minutes. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about this week. It's so vital that everyone get to listen to have to listen to this the way that I have to listen to this. So I'm trying to figure out why it is you have trouble finishing a Tom Cruise movie. And she's uh like completely not completely randomly, but somewhat randomly just been in like three things I've watched or rewatched recently. Oh, they're such a movie fan. I'm sorry they're not gonna sponsor us ever again. Like a Safari warning of this webpage was reloaded because it was using significant energy.

Uh what if this ends up being from those those kooks over at Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One and they're having fun with us because they're sponsoring this podcast in the movies and theaters now. Chan, Jan, I just find it really hard to believe that you even have a boyfriend. Which is terrific ited by Voices Record. But then I wanna play date. Uh Yeah, no it's it's good. with world-threatening stakes and epic set pieces that match its massive title. You know, here's where you can learn more about Xbox. with uh with Jumber Dick Bamberbatch. Holy fuck, Gnomeo and Juliet 2, Sherlock Gnomes? That was by Henry Mancini, he read that. Uh Vanessa Kirby, she's really oh she's cool too. 'Cause you're talking about something where I sound like if I understood what you were saying and I probably didn't, the question that you claim to be making was is there a type of movie, a genre of film, for example?

They call me Flicka's Flickas chaplain. w were worn down way more than I realized. Anyway, there's that. uh th I d I don't know, their parents were uh affected by uh th you know, the first atomic bombs. True. Is there a way that you've been repeatedly hit with a mallet and you just put the word Mr. Uh why'd you why did you start playing this? Gosh, I feel bad that I have to bring these up so quickly on you. Weekly challenge podcast with Alex Cox and Merlin Mann. And then in the ribbon at the top, are you getting do you get anything like this? I haven't seen the I'm gonna I've been saving it. I put it on the internet, my inbox is full, and my storage i is is no more. Yeah, I um it's not all my inbox, but in all mail, apparently I have run out of storage.

We can't know yet. This is me. This is exactly what happened. And she t kept talking about this girl, this boyfriend that she had. Ask for the do by Friday corn holder, and they're gonna say, we ask you to leave, sir. And then I went into our current document and I cut off everything below the current episode. Do and then is the I'm not gonna say the name of the file because that opens us to are they in the middle attack? Or is that what sh I don't know, I th I'm sorry, was that a hate crime? And I don't know if I've been hicked. Yeah, I I don't I I have to assume don't Oh no that no now they're sisters. So happy. Chrome. Mm-hmm. who who's a mutant then you go, Oh my gosh, look at the Professor X actually has a handful more, but don't check it out.

Yes, we've known about orcas for a while. Well Willie was free, but then groomer. No, I I don't know. And the menudos for free. Mm sh Sherlock from Sherlock is in Sherlock Gnomes. You know what I'm saying? We have two Paul Giamatti. It sounded like it was about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. And that means you gotta give up that dick for 40 days. Dick Smasher with the ashes did truly push into the various imaginations of the head of four. I'm talking here about about Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One in theaters now. We were not cleared to release that information. And it's got Haley Atwell. Yeah, i it implies that it's got some kind of like like a payload or something. podcast now.

I've never noticed that. it's apparently a problem for you. House of Wax. It's also just fun because the way that his uh I don't know what you call it, his his cast, you know, his revolving cast sort of evolves and changes, like Adrian Brody's there a lot. Life Aquatic and Darjeeling Limited. You're your whole you're you're like a you're like you're you're consuming emotional salt water. No, you're you haven't yet told me what what are airplane videos? Uh I've been watching a lot of construction videos about like how they constructed the Empire State Building. have both of us consumed about the uh causes, symptoms, and ramifications of COVID. Uh K Kevin Kelly was featured in it, 1987. So we should do that before we no no, but but when there is it has mmm a lot of every minute on earth costs the same, Alex.

And like a lot of people, I am more infested once they have gotten COVID because In my time as a computer guy. Uh you my family was real sick. And that's why you're interested in Oppenheimer. Listen get a pair get a pair of paraparents, paratransit, transit trooper, starship troopers. Beautiful muni you think it might. Let's just delete these documents. Things in night. Uh m uh Mr. a podcast. I never okay. uh people are wonderful and they give us uh uh their fucking money and uh that pays for my rent and i I was just like, oh man, I wanted to to put out some con content for them Gotta keep shoveling shoveling the coal. It I I I saw one thing uh that a some critics said. This week's challenge play the video game Stitch Hello Hello, Merlin Man.

Well, this is what it says on mine. Ethan Hunt has to deal with you know? Okay. These are both Google products. Uh I did get an electronic mail about this. Oh, and and also next generation software. Similar malicious content policy. Yeah, that's true. 'Cause that that 'cause crabs have claws. The the brothers Warner, I think they will withhold the money uh until Oh, this is it was the Brothers Warner that did this? No, Chrome Chrome doesn't enjoy playing with the rest of the web in a nice way, in my opinion. Anyway, the point is I hope that we're not hacked. I'm surprised that they haven't found a weight. to make it something I could divide, but I think that's a lot of fun per minute. Any of the missions that are impossible?

I know it did I don't God it's like when I sent the toasters when they s when I sent the the the tech boys toasters and then they ended up talking about it for half an hour. Yeah. Life finds a way. Ad markets are really, really tough right now. Just reframe that just a little bit. Hope that helps, folks. But is the most important person or the most famous person the most famous person or i is he in one of the oceans movies? Is he the whale? Are there any that you started and you thought, huh, maybe I'll finish this someday? let's say during a podcast and people make references to it and uh I think I understand. Like if you haven't seen a lot of historical dramas, you can't make a lot of like Shakespeare jokes, right?

Well that I was just gonna say I I misspoke because if you count Tropic Thunder and apparently if you count the big short I have You know what, I would say th this is embarrassing and boring, but I I don't even know what it is what is it we're not even doing right now? I'm not getting sad. I he he was thanked. She's in French dispatch. Uh discuss your your condition. Unholy contract with him. of airplanes flying, not the uh film series airplanes. Well you didn't even say about airplanes. Okay, videos about airplanes. Have you ever you ever heard of there's a TV show in the 80s and 90s especially called The Computer Chronicles? And I've I've been just kind of jumping around watching them and it didn't even occur to me that wow you should check out ones about stuff you're interested in.

You know, it now you the that stuff I think you should check that stuff out if you haven't in a while anyway. Uh then why does everybody ask? Because because I it's like why would you do why would you ask questions about someone who's called experience? They're live, dammit. Oh new message from Google Drive safety. features or if there's that elephant app that you would need to move away from, I highly encourage you to check out Bear. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. how many of my own, like, internet friends or my uh uh para friendlies y still use Evernote, like really religiously, which makes sense because uh y they're smart people who don't try something out every 15 minutes just for the shit of it.

Screaming but shouting at Maddie how excited I was. I can do a fun makeup episode. with Kara who wasn't here to talk about Leland Stitch. How did you find it? All right, one more minute. So I might I might sing you YYZ by Rush. Choose to accept. Yes. Yeah. Did you get an email yet? No, I put a screenshot of the top of my inbox. Full. how to get rid of email so I can Is that a Gmail account you're talking about? And then and then I had to I had to think up a way v to talk about it. Oh, um I think Tom Cruise did uh uh a drop in Okay, alright, come on just let's not just say words. Just like in Saudi Arabia. I was I was just going to say. No but when divorced women never even married but no but that should be a f I could see that as a challenge.

Okay, okay, this is a hmm hmm all right, I'm gonna open up our challenge pr spreadsheet, mm, Google Sheet. But gosh, in Google Docs. hit boats which is not funny. And her m m m boat flipping offspring. Y'all ready for this? movie uh trailer. Uh I know you got dicks. No, no, no. I enjoyed the one with Jeremy Renner. I didn't really watch most of it because there's not a lot to pick up on, Alex. So p so there's going to be a lot of things. I I gotta admit, the guy seems to be a little bit more than a little bit. God, I would love oh can you imagine? God my my poor slow internet. Top of the show. Man, Tom Cruise bits aside, this man and his airplane jumping Fall like n well mm no, not falling off various uh vehicles, holding on to various vehicles.

I suppose. criter move horror movies that are either like uh in the criterion collection or should be. scene two of Tom Cruise films. I really like Leia Seydou. She has to be in everything, but is immortal and won't ever win. uh obviously, you know, Owen Wilson. Um anyways, I yeah, I agree. A lot of airplane videos. Would it bother you if that were true? So anyway, um um some movies, yeah, but mostly I've I've been I've been watching these about uh like old like 747s, like Boeing 747s, the history of the 747, the history of the DC three You know, when they start talking about card slots on ATP, it's like I'm you know you lost me. Right? I I am very interested in a small film coming out. We have to go live in a mirror like in Superman.

text editors for phones and bear two point oh is finally out and the reason I'm not like No you're so you're you're saying like here hear this. Um, I I haven't used it for years and years because things like ob Obsidian came along and drafts got even more and more powerful. that I really, really like. No, no, no, no, but I didn't realize how many of my friends So you want them to go from the elephant app to the bear app, and that's the joke? tables and uh it uh it's it's just like if obsidian hello listeners hey parapels if obsidian is like overwhelming to you but you want the I m made up a word listless. Oh my god, three uh la last week when you had COVID, I was really I wasn't excited. Yes.

Matthew, no no no. that you should choose to accept. Pretty rough out there. Mm-hmm. is full. Sitting in a room because he's a time traveler and he works for Google. It's like when you get divorced, you know, in Saudi Arabia. That they that that that that a lot of the incels think were kidnapped and replaced and have been body snatched and now they're trans women. Here's the thing with Google. cool browser and then y you leave it. It happens it happens all over our lives. I I love that. and let them let them know what a good job we've done. All the all the all the young people they're good they're peg crazy. Did oh you had to return it to the library and get they were gonna find you? Um I no Tom Cruise is 60?

Uh uh no, more of there was something like that. that you've just kind of maybe not gotten into but now it it's not like you were heading toward it's become kind of like a a a hole for you. Uh wait, wait, this this list is in cr this is this isn't right. Yeah, it really does have this cohort. And I mean, I thought there was a cruiser. favorites indeed. That was shot before I'd ever used a Mac. I I'm I'm if folks have uh used Bearer before, um I would say try and you liked it, but it kinda got outdated. I get really sad when software is bought and then ruined. in theaters now. I think this is one of the called a publicity stunt. People that you've shared this file will with people with whom you've shared this file is what it should say will still be able to access it.

I uh Oh, I said that really confidently. Uh oh You don't even know where you're flustered. Why does this file look suspicious? that I've never seen in a film all the way through. Um th that was that that was it. A movie star or a sort of a genre of film, let's say spy thriller, that you just Um 'cause I I've watched it a number of times, so I'll if you cue me I'll instantly remember. And uh it was like oh that was the first thing. For the past almost enough. any relation uh to, you know, Mr Oppenheimer and and my life. You are a virus. Fine, I have been known to do that. Wait, could this be because of my full inbox that or my Google storage that So the subject line is your file may violate Google you love movies.

I shouldn't be on the internet. It's quite a puzzle you've given us. Because that's how she marks. This is my favorite way to see a movie that's By the way, this is just what it's worth. They're saying it's it's a problem. for one reason or another, haven't engaged with and then i i it it it comes across Uh video games. It would not be a problem. Yeah. watching an IMAC being taken apart and just sort of being transfixed b uh b by it. Evernote that's getting bought out. This is oh this might be Claude. No, I don't wait a minute. The uh is Richard Weiss in this one? What sort of a airplane videos? I hate it. Um I think it is I just want to hear about the COVID. I well why would I uh uh uh are you telling me not to Well I mean we could quit quick I'm just I hear you hear things about people from the the mouth I'm I'm on but I'm solving the puzzle as part of the ad read.

Just the thing is be sure to hit that bell because it really helps other people discover Tom Cruise. Yeah. Okay, he I don't want to say that. Okay. Oh it is, isn't it? So videos of airplanes flying. No. You brought this one up which I didn't. Oh, that would be funny. Oh gosh. I don't know what that means. I think this is if I'm doing it to you and I have met you at least twice, I think now it's technically spear fishing and it might be a felony. Malicious, maldicious, d talk about your childhood wishes. Video games. I this is not the show yet. Uh, I don't know, it seems like he I watched airplane videos and I've watched some movies too. I have nothing against the missions. Is probably the most famous person I'm aware of that I'm sorry anyway, um there's that So now going back and seeing like, oh my gosh, it's our it's our it's our one one year with the Macintosh episode from 1985.

If only they could have gotten part two in, it would have been arguably up to twice as massive. Top top. The parents. I probably didn't say that out loud. Alright, hey, um so challenge this week is to play a video game called Stitch. There is a stripe, a warning stripe across the top of our document. No, I mean I but I'm like show m show show me the lie, boats are a lie. I'm no, I think that troubleshooting You don't have to actually go look up what's wrong with your email while we're recording the show. I don't know. I'm I'm just embarrassed. Sorry, Flickers. Well, that's a good thing. Hey, hey! Oh boy. There's there's there's a lot of there's a lot of zeros after the the one. Oh my god, mission mission m- Wait, hang on, let me make sure I get the name right because we could we're we could we I get a lot of legal exposure if I say this incorrectly.

Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1 in Theaters Now. I I haven't ever heard you reference a horror movie other than Silence of the Lambs, which I wouldn't even even call a horror movie, or like Two, three, four. What's the last spy movie you saw? I don't know. I just wanted to say thank you to Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One in Theatres Now. From Ethan Hunt. Google Clawed. But like you started watching a movie, it turned out to have this very famous person in it, and then for whatever reason you didn't or couldn't finish watching it. Much like much like Tom Cruise in Interview with a Vampire. Rental cookamonga. You should get a smarter one than that, because it sound when it's a when you say Google storage, you make it sound like it's really dumb.

But particularly particularly if I may say uh Sherlock Gnomes. Email finds a way. Okay, all right. Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One is being hailed by many critics as a non-stop thrill ride. Okay, second thing. And you put it on the internet. This is exactly what happened because Jan felt was self-conscious that she didn't have a boyfriend. You you you have I think uh of all the things in your word search you've done a a pretty good job of being through pronouncing most of them. Am I supposed to mention that to the to the to the brothers? No, that's Brenda Fraser. Personally? I kinda wanna be done with this episode. I'm not gonna do the math, but I feel pretty kind because I can't. You just go enjoy the menudos, you enjoy the trailers.

We should have an old leaf fans. That's actually par part of my question is what is your question? The one Paris Hilton was was in. Call them flickers. I j I just wanted some clarity. Because you hate it. Oppenheimer, I believe, released some not great stuff on the worlds, although I have not uh read the book that the film is based on I'm sorry, I'm so excited about Oppenheimer. No. Yeah, he is kind of uh that guy that's in the most stuff. Yep. Oh really? If you have any paraparents who were somehow affected by Mr. We'll just set the whole thing on fire and we'll start over. And why did you say anything about bear? Well, I I have a feeling that Mirama oh no, not Miramax, that's the that's the baddie.

Yeah. Hey. I shouldn't laugh. It says this file looks suspicious. I want to play in the space though. I mean I think she's I think she's pretty. You hear that? Miracle. We cannot literally cannot start the show until I get through this legally. I think they're involved. But now that they're killing our boats, now we're especially like aware of orcas. You talked about dicks. No, I know, I hate it. Fine. It's don't get m mm R D R R get it? You know what I was gonna say young Margaret, but hot market is less I think problematic than uh uh oh oh the the the the the the woman from uh Oceans Eight Yeah, you're you're a real you're a real horror fanatic. That's a canary trap for me. She's great in that.

Mmm. It's not malicious. I was probably being polite. Christopher Lolly, no no no. I've been saving the movie. Right. com. Huh. Send me a voucher. Uh huh. That's your name. So let's let's just flip the switch again. Is everybody happy now? Hi. I just haven't we haven't really had a chance to talk. That just sounds made up. I think we we took we took make-believe improv classes in different parts of town. Like for example, like you grew up your your kitty pride, you think you're a mutant. I've had Jesus inside of me enough. I don't twenty five and I don't know what kind of payment schedule. Yeah. Okay, so here's what I did. Welcome to the show and if you get a chance, uh you know, get out there and go see Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One in theaters now.

Uh forget about it. That's the that's the sound of code on Fraying. Hey somebody thing on that code. Oh boy, let's see. Were were you aware of this? You have Vanessa Kirby, you know who she was. I don't know. If you if if you no, no, no, if you had parents. I can write if I sent a s you a screenshot of their markdown keyboard and and now you can create I could pretend the bag man with the getaway. Mm-hmm. You know every night when you go to sleep you swallow five Paul Giamatti. And like we can ask to be like checked out. Really What are tough? You just said airplane videos. And I don't think we're allowed to use the music. We might have already received it. It works really well when you're using Chrome.

Oh, I would be happy to have Alex, I'd be happy to talk with you about that. Fuck. And then I asked um a friend of the show, Cara Fagan, who totally just flaked on me, which Yeah, I did. Yes. I'm so so I'm so bummed I didn't check him out more. I was really excited to be a little bit more than a little bit. How no, how did you how did you find it? That's how you count in. Have you looked at the dock today? It's so good to hear your voice. Uh you just you I feel like you have absolutely n nothing nothing at all to offer. Is that a is that a homonym? It's called the inverse the inverse quality of uh Santa Claus. What Google Cloud just man I I okay. You should know that. There's only so many crabs that can be uh crabs on a plane.

So shot down at uh KCSM down in San Mateo, just down the street. I wouldn't say it was a screen. It says so the title it says says Google Drive Safety. It's like the dead it's like a thing I see on TV now called the deadliest catch. I still don't know. Did you did d what you just said was you've never seen a Tom Cruise movie all the way through? And I d bare almost like really hurt my bike 'cause they're hydraulic brakes. And like nothing in your life will change as a result. Okay. Claude too might be fucking up already. Okay, yeah. I it seems to me Ethan Hunt now seems to me Ethan Hunt's got himself in one dilly of a pickle in Mission Impossible, Dead Reckoning, Part One in Theaters Now It's not a file.

I shouldn't laugh. Tom Cruise looks great. I'm I'm back in your I thought that you'd have something I wait No, I'm just looking at pictures of Tom Cruise. I mean But no, but that's different. Yes. Have you been watching a lot of movies this past week? I hate it. Oh Ethan Hunt is the character. I think they're working with each other. I don't even know. Well I think if Tom Cruise is in the movie, it counts as the movie Tom Cruise was in, technically. Not that it matters to the world, but in my the thing is I did not watch computer shows. I w want to talk about Stitch now though. Okay, go go for it. Oh, let me check over here. I know. I'm trying to find who Tom Cruise was in the big short, but it seems that Google just spit out a list.

I put it I love putting things on the internet. And I I Philip not Philip Glass. And Santa Claus for a time when he was having a rough patch with uh Mrs. I'm done. No, my spouse has talked about dicks. Yeah, no, only this doc. I like when people have kind of a a cohort and like there's a very uh r Ryan Johnson universe. Let's wait. Yes. Mm three three years uh how many podcasts But we played Stitch when Ah means family. Um, but then uh uh Mr. Oh really? Could you minimize the amount of time it plays with the web and you just use it for your fucking work? And then there'd be a farting a farting porcupine trailer. Yes, exactly. I'm I is it possible there's other kinds of movies you also have trouble by by famous people, you have trouble because that's important to your story apparently.

And she's in that um uh Mission Possible movie. But then like the addition of Hugo from Succession is fun. Like what w if it won what do you want clarity about, Alex? Yeah. I I have that exact uh warning and then I have above it the I assume basic No, but again the whole whole paragraph began with you sa saying something about Tom Cruise is the only person. I'm aware. What is that? Because I should mention this episode is sponsored by Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1 in theaters now. You're a marketer, Airy. Right, but then little Willie took a drink, but now he drinks no more. It would do quite well. I will not give that to them, but that would be a good way, good use of your time, give you some focus.

Oh I it's lost all my email. I don't know, Flickers. Oh my god. Um Mission Impossible, Dead Reckoning Part One in theaters now. Yeah. Why won't Claude play in the space with me? I there were two ways. You got Tom Cruise's Ethan Hunt. Are you worried that I'm watching some of them are just of airplanes fucking each other? This week's challenge brought to you by Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1 Fuck off. Especially if the orca was like in the French Foreign Legion or something. I meant that as a joke as in you checked it out from the library. Yeah. I think she did something where it's like But there'll be those kind of people when people kind of bob in and out or uh that actor whose name I never remember who's in Steve Zusou.

I I didn't tell you this, did I? You finally get your day, don't you? Like we're the street team now. Huh. Her? Did you personally know that Tom Cruise was in the big short? Videos of airplanes. Who would want to hear that? Um by the nuclear explosions. And uh uh they're c they're kind of fucked, which is a bummer. They said they said this proves that this is still a franchise that you should choose to accept. Well how about George? They bring Falcons on the planes. Alex, I'm not an attorney. I think Paul Giamatti might be in it too. They love pegging. Yeah. What am I what what is that? Is that a character from the missions? Yeah, my box is full. You can't do it. Bring your child here or they will never let you sleep.

No, I never s I'm not like you. Let's go into this mode. I'm sorry. I should not laugh. Can I read the rest of it to you? Or what about Rebecca Ferguson? I memory serves, I think she was Princess Margaret on the crown. She's so pretty, but she's also she just looks fascinating. Yes. What what are you talking about right now? It may may violate Google Drive's malware and similar malicious content policy. Hmm. Here, let me um see if You may violate Oh see it sounds like an offer. Or I don't know, are we supposed to click on the malware to get the money? Hey you guys, Mission Impossible, Dead Reckoning Part 1 in Theaters Now. I'm I'm not sure. You say you're malicious? in front of someone's name and then talk for three minutes?

I'm I'm I'm kind of uh the the one pass I'm listless as I have had the dock open all day, I believe. 'Cause it could mean a couple of different things. You're out of breaks. Um it really it seems to like it's almost like sort of like when I ha was having trouble with my um my brake pads on my bike. Looks like it's fraying. Um I know what a honey pot. No, you're fucking with me, right? Mm-hmm. I'm so confused. Oh, you aren't done yet. Like this isn't a good challenge. I know that they're all possible. I'm playing in this space, but I'm so concerned. Probably I'm guessing an Xbox commercial. Uh uh to exploit my fake geek girl status. Oh. What about the airplanes? Was it through the Apple Design Awards or were you like perusing the App Store?

Yep, that's how I count in. Um this episode of our show, um nice way, easy way to say this. That's wonderful. I don't know what that m uh means. There we oh, I don't have a bell. Oh absolutely. Go for it. I don't know if they're working with Ethan Hunt or someone who's trying to make Ethan Hunt impossible, but this might be part of the whole jam up. I don't know how to do that math. You have a Paul Giamatti in each ear, and right now there are at least two Paul Giamatis in your dick. Transubstantiation is not just a good idea. That's a really good one. Uh um three, two, one He asked me if I watch a lot of movies. Um you oh yeah, but you're not a computer guy. The uh uh I I hadn't realized This has been a little traumatic, Alex.

That's the pro the problem is Lalo Schifrin's very famous five four time, you know, Mission Impossible theme. Your your file may violate Google Drive's terms of service, is what the subject says. No. That was one of the worst trailers for a movie I ever saw in my life. If you take out one second, if you take out one fucking nanosecond of the silence, I will immediately post this entire thing. Hm. Or like you know what I'm saying? You keep claiming that you want to know something, and then when you find out what it is, it makes you furious. Evernote's getting unwound. In this case we're talking about Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning. This is literally the titular uh ticking fuse title. You're just making me want to see No, no, no, no.

Simon Pegg as Benji. Looks great. The the ad markets. You brought up the topic of never having finished a Tom Cruise movie, which I assume is a line of inquiry that you would like to continue. No I'm not. You ready? I legally Dead Mission Impossible, Dead Reckoning, Part One. But they will see a warning on the file. And if you tell you know what you you know what? So do you have this on any of your other documents? It's not even an interesting story. There's a caution triangle to the left, and it says it contains links that might be used to download harmful software on your device. Name a file contains content that may violate Google Drive's malware and Fine. Um no okay. I hope Ryan Murphy someday will release Sarah Polly from her.

Does that sound familiar? What are you talking about in the forbidden zone? I mean on on in on the one hand it would be kind of frustrating if it didn't work well. We're going viral. That's explained by my t-shirt. Oh, I know you. You mean the remake of the Vincent Price movie? I remember things I've seen. Oh there's that port and that port and it's like yep yep yep and over here on the sides the USB. I everyone wanna hear about this. Who the fuck would ever want to hear that, Alex? I hate it. Right? I I think there is a market for more whore cruxes. Where, oh, surprise the horcruxes have uh evolved into horcrux Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1. Okay. Huh? Challenge, should we do the ch I'm very excited for this challenge, so I just It says your phone may violate Google Drive's terms of service.

I can't tell if I've met the terms of the deal that we've made with Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1 in theaters now. Okay, well you don't have to fix it now. He was a baby. Oh, I saw in the show notes of one of your other programs, back to work, that there was something about Oh see I I know that the sponsor landscape is Or they. Are there any other mutants? I don't even I can't prove that we're being paid for this. Do you remember that he's in Tropic Thunder? That is the extent of what you can imagine something called a video about airplanes to be is one of those two things. Casey Liss, no no no, my own spouse. Wait, part one wait, you're fucking with Nope, you're not fucking with me.

I honestly have no idea where this began and even less idea where it's going. How are you feeling? Uh I I don't know. I Oh you're talking about people who weren't on the show? Good. What did you put on the internet? Filled up the box. Yes, it is. I copied the entire document and well I duplicated the document and said archive of blah da-de-blah. He straps on Cerebro and suddenly you see how many are out there. I uh yeah. You just kinda just you wa wait for the man to climb on a plane or a building or something. I'm just I'm just sorry I stole valid from your horror information about Paris Hilton? Um, this is unfortunately not an advertisement, but I believe it's called Oppenheimer, and there isn't Yeah.

Oh no, we found a third Deathly Hallows. Is she in it? A lot of YouTube. I understand and why it's interesting. Yeah, so could I say just Alex? People shouldn't be on boats, except for John, which is Boats are boats are a lot. I'm not even sure. I don't have dicks. I don't start movies and uh never finish them. That's uh uh oh well challenge, you know, I uh I apologize. A horror movie that you're obviously a huge fan of. I have a cute name for you. Mm-hmm. This is really I really enjoy doing this program with Alex. I have two warning stripes. Google's Claude. Fine. Did you get this? And is it just because um the nature of the movies doesn't appeal to you? That kind of thing. I never say things that make sense, but I watch a lot of stuff like that.

So I can pay for more storage. When you say Clawed. I'd have to convert it like two different ways. It's also got Leia Seydu. What in the world? No, I uh But sh do you think we should keep it for archive reasons? I feel like I might have said contemporaneously, how would we talk about how sliding your finger over five squares is is an interesting d discussion point for for uh This is Do By Friday, a weekly challenge podcast with Alex Cox and Merlin Mann. Thank you. I haven't seen the I haven't seen the movie yet, but I'm very concerned about my about my OPSAC. Like we're actually, did you notice we're actually talking about Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1 at theaters now? Okay. This is some great, great content.

That's right, Philip Glass. I don't know if he's in that, but I think my gosh. He's like spiders. Yup, yep, and it's Wine and bread of Jesus. I'm gonna submit an extra voucher to the team at Brothers Warner. Now you're all gas Oh yes. It's not um it's more mm-hmm. This do in remembrance of me. Okay. It's very exciting for me. Yeah it made us a little money, I think. Uh-huh. We'll be we'll be turning this over in our heads for some time now. It's kind of an availability heuristic. Oh, there he is. There's a couple in particular that I think are really, really good No, I didn't. It's rated PG thirteen and uh it's been described as that how this is this is still a franchise. It's happening now. Well if you have a voucher that you want to put in for something Oh my goodness, Haley.

You did. Yes. And they will have. What is happening? I probably should not be saying this out loud. Sydney played in the space with me. I doubt it. Oh my god. Holy shit. Can I point something out to you? I'm I'm glad everyone likes Gladys It's just somebody complaining about health. What are you talking about? I Yeah, yeah. Your your put your email on the internet? Clause, see Santa Santa Claus had crabs. I uh I've taken one I no, no. I don't know what that means though, because I don't work with ads anymore. I remember vaguely Stitch period. We haven't had a chance to uh talk in a while. I says sponsoring our program. Was that what you meant? Don't I? Um okay, crabs on a plane. Is it frayed or unfrayed?

I believe it's uh 19,197. Do you understand? I'm trying to hold up my buggy situation. I gave it up for Lent though, so The suspicious file. She's in a lobster, she's great in that. I I mentioned I played a video game and then you completely took over the show and screamed at me for three minutes while you announced that that would be a quote unquote challenge. It was while I was um again, not not I uh people just just didn't want to talk to me. So if you think you know what? Welcome to HBO. Chrome. I'm probably the only person in the world. For a long time it was ads for YouTube original series we would we would see ads for. Rebecca Ferguson, who has a huge crush on me. We just have to be entertaining on on our I've been watching a lot of airplane videos.

It wouldn't be a problem. What do you what are you concerned about? That's a that would be a good movie. That's right. And it still gives me the warning. God, that makes me so happy. Oh wait, really? You're never more than a foot and a half away from Paul Giamatti, wherever you are in America. I'm not sure. Well, I think probably we should just start a new one. Oh. I don't know why. Fine. I I can't think like haven't seen Top Gun, haven't seen Jerry Maguire, um those are On Apple Arcade. Did the opposite of what you invented, and it just is Oh boy. But then when it came out, so to speak That's the important one Her face is fascinating to me. One of my late grandfathers I was not a computer guy.

Wait, didn't they got bought, right? And it seemed it was pleasing. It's happening. I think I found your problem Which happens with home, but not Safari. I don't think so. Don't I? You know, for a while there was the guy um with the turbine and the beard, the Sikh guy that was in um I think Sikh guy who was in Like videos of the airplanes crashing? Uh and there there's a button of them on YouTube. And Bill Atkinson was in it. You know what? And I honestly thought I regret having a child. Uh uh as previously stipulated back in the m the Max days, we had that name first by the way. Yeah. And the thing that might interest you potentially, mm, it really could be a challenge of sorts, is um It's because it could not be any more excruciatingly boring.

But if, for example, I had a friend who was Google's Claude. Because what he thought was H two O was really H two SO four. Oh my god. Still still he he is the most famous person I'm trying to remember who he was in the big short. Okay, so not like uh airplane videos like safety videos or not Yes. Um, maybe they're a bag man for Google. But the thing is, you're in on the bit. I am being uh uh I'm gonna be Uh We were not cleared, pardon my saying And um How are you feeling? Claw It's a massive title. You don't have even like lent dicks? Is this how ad people talk? That's a it's a bit. I'm not begrudging it like Casey does on his own show. You may violate you may violate Google Drive. So yeah. Jesus.

I'm sorry, could you just have one more minute? When you get into the theaters and you want to get your corn, go get your corn but get the special holder. Tom Cruise doing a drop in? Remember hot Margaret? That's impossible. Like Did you know that Tom Cruise was in the big short Fleck us, cause So I watched one the other night from 1987, Alex, and it was about HyperCard and it had um Um It's a video game. She's great in that. Uh no, I don't. Oh really? Oh, maybe I watched someone use Chrome the other day and I was like, wow, this is a really We're gonna toss in the trailers. I'm trying to remember because it's a bit of a fever dream. People that you've shared the file with will still be able to, they'll get a warning if you think they are so I feel like I would be more invested in it.

Yeah. It's happening now. People are saying it's still a franchise you should choose to accept. He is here inside my mouth. Yes. What what are you just doing? Don't I? It's so much more fun for you not to know. A uh mobile game on iOS. Yes, please. My very funny bit. Yeah, thank you. Oh no, no. Do you know what I'm saying? But you know, a boat, you're not you're not you're not you're on water, but really it's the boat that's on water. You know what? Uh I've seen a few. It was unfrayed. I I'm I All right. Is that is that correct? No, no. Is this fishing? No, no, I did an ableism against alphabet. It's a little bit slow. Okay, okay, good. If you get offered that deal, you should probably take it.

No, no, no. But anyway, but like, you know, you don't realize how much you use your brakes until you've ruined your bike. I I I think this is I think this is spearfishing. Here's the deadliest catch. Hey, it's me. It would not be a problem if it's interesting. You finally I watch a lot of code on on Frey. Yep, yep. No, you didn't. The the She's in lots of other Wes Anderson things too Is Matt is Matt doing the challenge too? What what did the last what did the last fifteen seconds of what you said mean? Yeah, but how would you get into anything? I mean I it may have been that we just got hacked and then I decided to give away an ad. You you feelin' bet you feelin' better? I put it in the internet.

There's three people who think this is very funny. We have just shoveled that internet coal into our gullet Um So man, I don't know. This is this is one reason you're gonna love this movie, um, Alex. Listen, he he's a wonderful actor. This is the question? And it's at the first Mac Expo in San Francisco. Big yellow line. It makes me s It's I I'm not looking up. I mean Listen, if It was frayed. Yes. I liked the way it looked, you know? I mean there must be something possible about them because they've had several of them now And for it's the no spoilers, it's briefly got Sawyer from Lost in it. But it's your the your rules, I guess I still not really a computer guy. I was like, oh, oh, hooray!

And then I just got an email. I could see holy fuck holy here Okay, thank you. I just want to make sure I understand w w that we have a direction to this. Like I actually Yeah, I'm pretty sure there is. My very funny bit that we got hacked on Google Docs. That could also be a ha uh depending on how I pr pronounce things that day. I can't even imagine. Horror movie. I'm watching a lot of like YouTube dad videos. Did you say crabs on a plane? Period. Yep, yep, yep. Oh man, Tom Cruise, what won't you do for your fans? And I said I watch some movies. Great. It's got all our stuff in it. I don't I'm not part of Hollywood like you. So I need to figure out Hey I've become the person who's like I thought orcas were cool before they Flickers?

Right? No, we haven't. You right, you had no idea. You have a And the heart on us for eight days and eight nights. But I don't I don't know if that was the same thing. I wanted to find a video game. Rated PG thirteen in theaters now. Fuck, you're right. He uh But I thought it'd be a good bit for the top of the show. So, you know, no m like wax museum no. I don't remember that. Okay. Okay. Isn't it already on the internet? I'm gonna uh I mean yes, yes Am I fishing right now? Ooh, ouch, ouch. If there's any way I end up having to see something this called Sherlock No Gnomes. So that was a very that's before I was that was Squeo, squeo. And I Paul Giamatti, he's so versatile. And then just sat here.

Thank you. Now, as I indicated, because this is all part of this whole Google ecosystem. You love computers and movies. That's Wine the Harvey Weinstein company. Well It sounds like you're just flipping through the internet, getting sad and flipping again. That's what happened. Okay. No, not the I took a right turn in Abakoiki. I don't think we're even allowed to hom it Merlot, Merlot. Well 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. Thank you. Unpaid freight. If Mr. See now I'm gonna have to I assume we're getting money for this It's kind of unseemly. Um people people uh I don't know if they take it apart, but on that particular one, but I don't want to upset uh Yes. It was many years ago. Or um but it sounds like you've at some point decided to start watching a movie well I don't know if you knew it had Tom Cruise in it 'cause You're a horror movie.

So many people didn't want to talk to me. Do not click around and find out. You know what they say? No It is indeed part one. And so um what are movies you almost made it through that Tom Cruise is in That's really sad. You have to keep asking for the corn holders. Is that do you think that's a homonym? U I'm not I'm I am curious. Opperheimer's And then there's a 60-year-old man. That that there's an explanation maybe for maybe there's just too many famous people in these films and you can't finish 'em. Is there Are we going to discuss your c condition? I'm not begrudging it at all. And the big yellow line says Tom Cruise Am I fishing with John? No, I've never No They also serve who only stand and wait on tables.

Sorry about your email box. Was it about the SD? Me. So just a couple things I gotta I'd find a way Well what what does that have to Crabs on a plane. How is that oh no, that's just the updates What about Orcas? He does almost nothing in any of the movies, but we're very happy they got Simon Pegg. I also watched a lot of videos about airplanes Doctors Oppenheimer, I would love to know Uh well we send it into some kind of zone. It might be a Google maybe maybe Google ultimately is who's sponsoring us. Oh You feeling good? No way this was written by somebody. I mean I like the things they do, but I'm I don't I'm not I found a video game. I I gotta go on. If there's anything you love Can you violate me?

Yeah. You are breaking everyone's brain with your fucking malicious code. And that'll help me understand why you're excited about why I wasn't here last week. It's being sponsored by Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning part one. Mm-hmm. That's that that's me impersonating every um children's Freight. Dave Rubek. Each shoots in claws. And then Maria Menudos would would uh would say I'm sorry I upset you so much. It's I I have Oh no, I agree with you. So so I I did that a little bit. He was not in the big short, according to Unfrayable. But this has buttons Uh Um Whoa whoa whoa That's what Eric said at the water fountain Okay? I Whatever I did to make your email full. Part one, folks. No, no, no.

What did love movies Vincent Who No, no, no, no, no. That's an XY problem. My inbox It's um it's got world But I'm not a computer guy. I played it. Um and I just felt bad because Ow. He's in so many things you don't even realize it. No, you you did ableism on caveman. No engineers don't write this poorly. Yeah. Yes. Boats are a lot. Why are you so flustered right now? Um So literally you've been watching videos Really you're just standing on a boat. No Oh, this is the top the top. I mentioned I played it to Alex and now here I am. Thou shalt be spashest with thine holy. I'm sorry? I hate this. That you That's how I found it. Uh-huh. I don't know what that meant. Boats I Don't I don't don't request a review.

Yeah. What's happening? And that's you, I think. Um Are we going to s Um Wait. Um I don't I don't want to be in trouble. raw transcript